Tala takes a sex quiz ;)

I don't own this quiz, I found it on facebook - FOR RESEARCH PURPOSES ONLY! - and copied it to suit Mr Ivanov :) :) :)

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"Kai! I'm going to take a quiz on Facebook!" The redhead announced pointing to his laptop screen. The dual haired teen slowly turned his head towards his best friend in an incredibly bored manner.

"Should I care?" he asked lazily.

"I haven't told you what quiz it is yet!" Tala told him and seeing that Kai wasn't going to say anything else he added, "It's 'What Sex Position Suits Your Style?'"

Kai rolled his eyes. "Oh Tala."

What sex position fits your Style?

This test accurately calculates one of the top three angles that would maximize your chances of attaining full satisfaction.

"Look see, it even says it accurate, so I'm in good hands."

His best friend stood up and turned to him, "T, I don't give a shit."

"Fine then, piss off. But you're really missing out..."

"Hardly, see you in a bit." And the dual haired Russian left the room.

"He's missing out..." Tala persisted, but soon forgot about him, "On with the quiz."

1. What would you say your energy level is during action?

Jumpy

Truck force

Good level

Not too high

High level

Not too high but yeah...

More relaxed

The redhead stroked his chin for a few moments, in deep thought. "I think I'm going to have to pick... Truck force." He concluded, speaking out loud.

Answer: Truck force

2. How much eye and face to face contact is good?

A whole lot

Momentary glimpse

Deep stare

It depends

Deep evil stare

Not important

Often side glances

Tala chucked at the responses. "Deep evil stare?" he questioned out loud laughing, before choosing his answer.

Answer: Not important

3. Where best do you see your hands during action?

Bracing on the headboard or wall or whatever you're on

In the air, pulling hair

Mainly touching the other's gem part

Bracing your self, pulling hair, gripping the other

Free or to your self

Tight, rough grip on any thing in reach

Holding hands or holding whatever you're on

Answer: In the air, pulling hair

4. What is your up-close romantic range on a scale of 1-14... in terms of lowest to highest possible level?

2 – 9

1 – 8

6 – 13

5 – 12

3 – 10

4 – 11

7 – 14

"What!" the redhead furrowed his brows. What the hell did all those numbers mean? "I think I'll just pick the one with the 'one' in it, because let's face it, I'm not very romantic."

Answer: 1 – 8

5. Choose your preferred temperature?

Wet sheets

Really wet and sweaty

Hot and dripping

Cool with certain moisture points

Dripping but good ventilation

Sweaty

Hot, dripping and a good bit sweaty

Tala scratched his head, "I swear these answers are all the same?" he questioned to nobody in particular, "I'll just pick 'hot and dripping'."

Answer: Hot and dripping

6. If you and your opposite were to turn into an animal which would you choose?

Cat

Lizard

Horse

Spider

Snake

Eagle

Dolphin

"Which animals have the best sex?" he pondered, deciding that was how he was going to choose his answer, "but I've never seen animal porn!" he said exasperated, dropping his head. "I'll guess I'll go for..."

Answer: Horse

"Last question," Tala said aloud.

7. What is a good length of time for action?

1 hour

3 hours

1/2 hour

2 hours

Quickie

4 hours

5 hours

Tala stared at the screen. "Well, I don't like it too quick but then again I get bored if I'm going for a long time. Hmm, decisions, decisions..."

Answer: 1 hour

"All right! I'm done!" the redhead stated, punching his fist in the air. "Kai! Kai!" he called and the dual haired Russian appeared in the doorway.

"What?" he asked grumpily.

"I've finished, come and see my result!"

"Fine." And Kai sauntered over to where his best friend was sitting. He sat down on the sofa next to him and tucked his feet under himself.

"I'm waiting," he told Tala impatiently, staring at him.

"Hold on a moment, I'm taking time to reflect the last ten minutes. This quiz will determine the position I should be in while having a shag to attain maximum pleasure."

Kai rolled his eyes. "Oh for fuck sake," he cursed, shoving Tala's hand out of the way and clicking on the 'submit' button.

Result: Lizard Lock

"What the fuck is that?" both boys said in unison, looking blankly at each other. Tala shrugged before reading out the description.

"One as a 'V' one as a 'l'. In other terms one on back, bottom half coming up to top half, other, over bottom half... as in roast duck but the one below... one lower limb escapes grip whiles the one on top makes a two scissors angle either to the left or right and the opposite upper limb twines with the lower one's trapped lower limb and neck."

"Does that make any sense to you?" Kai asked, furrowing his brows.

"Nope," Tala said, standing up and closing his laptop lid.

"Me neither- hey! Where are you going?"

"To find a nice fit bird to try out this new position with," Tala told him curtly, "I want to feel this 'maximum pleasure' right now."

Kai rolled his eyes; Tala would have to make sure she was very drunk before he could get her into bed with him. "Good luck with that," he chuckled.


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