WELCOME BACK TO TRUTH OR DARE!

We have quite a few new truths and dares! So we are ready to rock!

Oh yeah. Neon, wanna do the honors?

"HECK YEAH!" Neon shouts. "We are currently in the middle of Delfino Plaza. We didn't get any place requests. Not one."

So, usually when I don't get any setting requests, I'm going to take us to the default place: World 1. But I thought I remembered someone requesting Delfino as the setting, but I couldn't find the request. So I just took us here anyway.

"I like it here!" Toad randomly yells.

Uh... Good to know. So anyways—

"GET ON WITH THE DARES ALREADY!" Bowser shouts. "I'm getting bored!"

I was about to, Bowser, but first I had to say something. We got quite a few anyone dares this time, which makes up for forgetting to request a place. This means that anyone can get a dare. And Neon, you got a dare and a truth this time.

"YES! Ha-ha! Love it!" Neon begins dancing around the plaza.

"Bowser's right! Get a move on!" Daisy yells. She sits down on the ground, and a farting noise is heard. She looks really surprised. "What the heck?"

Oh yeah, I forgot. Luigi was supposed to whoopee cushion his favorite person.

Luigi looks really embarrassed, until Daisy comes over and gives him a peck on the cheek. Then he looks really contented. Until, again, his and Mario's gaze meet, and they stare each other down.

So, shall we get our dare on? Let me choose our first contestant here. The characters are: Neon, Mario, Luigi, Peach, Daisy, Bowser, Bowser Jr., Yoshi, Wario, Toad, and Fruity.

"Roller coasters are boring," Fruity states.

G…good to know… I think. So. Our first player is….

*drum roll*

WARIO

"Wah. Whatever. Dare," Wario says.

Wow. Look at that. Sweet, we get to try our special Wario dare. This one comes from firedragon24k. Wario, get a bob-omb, set it for 30 seconds, and put it on Bowser's head.

"WHAT?" Bowser shrieks.

"Okiedokie," Wario says. He pulls out a bob-omb (don't even ask me where he got it), walks over to Bowser, and—this is the awesome part—he not only puts the bob-omb on his head, he pulls out a roll of duct tape, and tapes it there.

Wow. That's awesome. I think THE HINT is gonna like this.

"ALRIGHT! BOOM BOOM TIME!" Fruity yells, then pulls out a random durian and throws it at Yoshi, who instinctively eats it, and then winces as the fruit explodes in his stomach.

"WHAT THE HE[double hockey sticks]!?" both Yoshi and Bowser shout at the same time.

Nice. I like it.

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"Get this thing off me!" Bowser shouts.

"I'm trying, Dad, I'm trying!" Bowser Jr. yells back.

"Here, let me help, Jr.!" Daisy says.

"DON'T FRIGGIN' CALL ME JR!" Bowser Jr. screams.

Lots of yelling in this chapter.

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It's gonna blow guys. You can't stop it. Everyone backs away from Bowser.

Hey, Wario, how'd you get the duct tape to be so sticky?

"It wasn't duct tape," he replies. "Guerilla tape."

Oh, I get it. That stuff's strong.

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BOOM!

Bowser is flung miles away, out into the ocean. A small crater is left in the plaza where he was standing.

So while we find him, Bowser is out of the game. Don't worry, though, he'll be back next time.

Fruity and Toad are staring in awe. "That was amazing." Toad states.

"Yeah. Huge boom boom." Fruity agrees.

Mario and Luigi give each other a high five. Then they realize they're mad at each other, and turn their backs.

So, let's decide the next contestant. The next one is…

*fanfare*

Whoa. Where'd we get the trumpets?

YOSHI

Sweet. Yoshi, come on up. Truth or dare?

"Um… truth."

Okay. This one is from Toads rule yeah.

"Yeah!" Toad shouts.

How old are you?

"Huh. In Yoshi years or human years?" Yoshi asks.

Human.

"UUMM… Four."

Four? You're four years old!?

"Yoshi's mature really fast. Random fact! The Yoshi that found Mario as a baby was 32 at the time."

I…I had no idea. So. Unless the next one is really long, this is gonna be a short chapter. Next we have…

*full-blown orchestra performing Beethoven's 5th*

Seriously, are these guys ours? Really? They are? Huh.

BOWSER JR.

Okay. Step on up.

"WHAT THE HE[double hockey sticks]!?" Neon exclaims.

What?

"WHY I NO BE PICKED? HUH?!"

Dude, it's completely random. Sorry, buddy, maybe next time. OH! I have an idea.

"What?" Neon says forlornly.

I literally just thought of this. Readers, when you review, you can request one character to be picked for truth or dare. I'll pick the one character with the most votes, and they will get picked as our finale.

"So, if people like me, I could still get picked?" Neon asks.

Neon, you could already get picked. It's randomized. You just got unlucky.

"Okay."

So, Bowser Jr., your turn.

"Took long enough. Dare."

Heheheheh. Good. Very good. You get our very special dare.

"What?"

From Toads rule yeah again.

"Yeah!" Toad shouts.

Record Bowser sleeping. Bring it back next chapter.

"Peh, that's all? I do that all the time." Bowser Jr. laughs.

Really? You are a messed up little kid.

"I try."

Alright, guys, time for the finale! WE HAS CHARACTERSES!

"What?" Peach asks. (Had to put her somewhere.)

We have three new characters, plus an OC. And it's not mine this time.

Our characters are: Birdo, Rosalina, and Waluigi. And guys, MORE CHARACTERSES! We're running out of requested characters to add!

The three characters fall from the sky.

"OOF! What? Where am I?" Waluigi says. "Is this like that time I dreamed I was on a game show?"

"Close, brother." Wario says. "It's just a huge game of truth or dare."

"Oh."

Rosalina floats down beside him, and Birdo lands with her head in the dirt. (Give me some evil Birdo dares. I friggin hate her. Yoshi deserves so much better than THAT.)

And now, introducing: Zek! He's a purple-robed magikoopa who loves to play pranks, from zekromthepokemon. Wait, where is he?

"HEY!" Birdo pulls her head out of the ground, and there's a shell of cement around her head.

"HAHA! Gotcha!" Zek laughs.

Found him. Hey Zek—

"I know. Changing it back." He waves his staff and the cement melts.

Um… I was gonna ask you to keep it.

So guys, It's time to wrap it up. Remember your three jobs. See ya next time!

"VOTE ME! PLEASE!" Neon shouts.


Jobs:

1) Give us truths and dares. At least 1 anyone truth or dare per review.

2) Vote for a setting. The place you take us to could completely change everything.

3) Vote for a character for our grand finale. And don't worry. I'll give them something good. Heheheheh.


Character List:

Neon, Mario, Luigi, Peach, Daisy, Bowser, Bowser Jr., Yoshi, Wario, Toad, Fruity, Waluigi, Rosalina, Birdo, Zek.