Chapter 3 is here!

Today will be "Father son bonding time"

Let's see what Discord has planned.

So I hope that you enjoy!

ON WITH THE FANFIC!


Chapter 3: Father son bonding

My first day with Discord wasn't too bad, he did treat me too much like a baby though.

Discord insisted I sleep with him at all times, I don't really mind though cause he's basically my blanket and pillow.

I tried to tell him I was old enough to sleep alone, but he kept saying he wanted to keep me safe.

I was surprised to see this side of him, but I chose not to argue.

I was curled up, fast asleep, when Discord decided to wake me up.

"Hey Robert?" Discord called out

I rubbed my eyes and sat up

"What is it Daddy?" I asked in curiosity

"What do you say to us spending some quality time together?" Discord said, smiling warmly at me

I thought about it for a second

Maybe I should, he could teach me how to use my magic... If I have any that is.

I simply nodded

Discord smiled he sat up and picked me up

Discord snapped his fingers and we teleported out


Discord had teleported me to an open field, he set me down on the ground

"Today, I am going to teach you how to use your magic." Discord stated

"R-Really?!" I replied, my eyes lighting up in excitement

Discord nodded

"First, Let me explain what chaos magic is."

I looked up at Discord, smiling eagerly

Discord sat down in front of me and began explaining, though he was explaining it in a way that my 4 year old mind could understand

"Chaos magic is very special, if used properly it can do incredible things." Discord began explaining

"Chaos magic comes from within, Chaos magic doesn't control you, You control it."

"Since you're young, your chaos magic is unstable."

"Which is why I am going to help you control it."

I nodded

"Now, have you ever used Chaos magic before?" Discord asked me

I shook my head

"Alright, let's start with the basics, close your eyes and imagine what you want to appear."

I closed my eyes and imagined what I wanted

"Now, focus."

I took a deep breath

"And snap your fingers."

I snapped my fingers.

I opened my eyes and saw what I was thinking of

A glass of chocolate milk

I took the cup and drank the chocolate milk

Discord smiled at me

"Good job Robert! I'm so proud of you." Discord said

He then picked me up and cradled me in his arms, nuzzling me slightly

I'm not a baby Discord... Ah forget it, his arms are WAY too comfortable. I thought to myself

"Wanna fly around for a bit?" Discord asked me

I nodded

He got down on all fours and put me on his back

"Hang on tight!" Discord exclaimed as he took off

I held on as tight as I could

After we took off I realized something.

I was still scared of heights

I was holding on for dear life, telling myself not to look down

Now I wouldn't normally be THIS scared, but because of my 4 year old mind, my maturity seems to have decreased, and because I'm so young, being high up in the air, scares me even more.

"You okay up there?" Discord asked in slight concern

"Y-Yeah! I-I'm fine!" I replied

Discord looked back briefly and saw my face buried in his back

"You're missing the amazing view!" Discord exclaimed

I slowly lifted up my head, I turned to the right and saw a breath taking view

I almost forgot I was high up in the air

Emphasis on almost

I briefly looked down, then I pulled my face into his back, tears were stinging my eyes.

Too high... I thought

Discord finally landed, I was still gripping on his back

"Robert, we're on the ground now." Discord told me

I looked up, tears were falling down my face.

Discord saw my tears, He responded by taking me off his back and cradling me.

"Why're you crying?" He asked in concern

I sniffed "I... I'm afraid of heights..." I admitted

I softly sobbed into Discords chest

Discord began stroking my mane to calm me down

"Its okay, everypony has something they're afraid of..." Discord said softly

"I...I know."

Discord began rocking me slowly

Even though he was treating me like a baby, I still felt safe with Discord.

And his arms are so dang comfortable!

I sniffed "Daddy, I still had fun." I said, a small smile on my face

Discord smiled

"What do you say, We head back home?" He asked, giving me a warm smile

I smiled

"Okay."

Discord snapped his fingers and we teleported home


We were back home

Oh yeah, I forgot to mention how chaotic the house is

For starters, Our bed is on the ceiling, I don't know how I've managed to not fall off but whatever, the floor was checkered, there were a lot of doors and many spiraling stair cases

It made my head spin just looking at everything

I decided to check out some of these rooms

I walked up and opened a door

Behind the door was a giant ball pit

"I'll have to remember this door." I said to myself

I closed the door and walked over to another door

This room was some sort of candy room

I closed the door

"So many doors..." I said to myself

I went to another door and opened it.

Suddenly Discord popped out yelling 'BOO' at me, causing me to fall back, he started laughing afterwards

I was gonna get up and ask him why he did that, but then I had a better idea

You wanna scare me? Okay, I'll show you one of the many challenges to parenting

I sat there for about a couple seconds, I then whimpered few times, causing Discord to stop laughing and look at me, I let my lower lip tremble slightly.

I then promptly burst out crying

Discord immediately froze up.

Let's hope this goes as planned... I thought

Discord started panicking

He picked me up and started rocking me back n forth

Okay, eventually I'm gonna get him to STOP cradling me... AGH but I'm so dang comfortable in his arms!

"I-Its okay! D-Don't cry!" Discord exclaimed, trying his best to calm me down.

I was still crying though

I hereby assign Discord a task, get me to stop crying!

Discord decided to try and get me to laugh.

"Hey, check this out!" Discord said, getting my attention

I stopped crying and looked at Discord

He made a funny face at me

Eh, Good enough.

I started laughing

Discord sighed with relief

After I stopped laughing I looked at Discord

I know, it was just a harmless prank, but that was just my way of revenge, plus I wanted to show Discord that there's more to parenting then having fun, and I think it worked like a charm.

"I-I'm sorry for scaring you." Discord apologized

"It's okay Daddy." I replied

Discord smiled warmly at me

I suddenly felt a sneeze coming on

"Ah...Ah...Ah"

"ACHOO!"

I suddenly teleported, I was on the ceiling now

I looked up... Err down, and saw Discord above me... Under me? I don't know

He was looking around frantically

"Daddy... I'm up here." I said

Discord looked up and saw me sitting on the ceiling.

He flew up and grabbed me

"Daddy, What happened?"

"Like I said before, Your magic is unstable." Discord replied

I simply nodded

Guess I better be careful... I thought to myself

Discord suddenly smiled at me

"...What is it?" I asked curiosity

Discord suddenly took me to the couch

"Ready?" He asked

"What are you gonna-"

"1...2...3!" Discord exclaimed as he tossed me up in the air

I let out a squeal as I fell back down

Discord caught me

I was giggling

If this is another one of your ways to cheer me up, thsn by all means, keep going!

"Again! Again!" I exclaimed

"Okay." Discord said with a chuckle

"Are you ready?" He asked, giving me a warm smile

"Yeah!" I exclaimed in excitement

"1...2...3!"

Discord tossed me up in the air again

I squealed in delight as I fell back down

Discord once again caught me

I couldn't stop giggling

Suddenly, He placed his lips on my belly and blew a rasberry

I squealed and swung my arms and legs around, as my giggling turned into laughing

"Who's my cute little draconequus? You are!" Discord exclaimed, nuzzling me slightly

Okay... Dial the baby talk down a bit...


A few hours later

Discord had put various blocks in front of me, telling me to practice levitation

He was sitting in a chair watching me levitate blocks

I was currently levitating a red block, though I was struggling a lot.

My stomach suddenly growled.

"Daddy?" I called out

"Yes Robert?" He replied

"I'm hungry." I said

Discord simply nodded

He snapped his fingers and suddenly a bowl of... Paper? Levitated down towards me

I grabbed the fork that was in the bowl and ate it hesitantly.

Shockingly, it tasted exactly like salad, it was good!

I continued eating it.

Once I was finished, Discord snapped his fingers and the fork and bowl disappeared

I then went back to levitating blocks

I was struggling so much to keep the block in the air.

After I put the block back on the ground I took a few deep breaths

Who knew chaos magic could take a lot out of you. I thought

I yawned, I felt really tired

A small nap couldn't hurt...

I laid down on my side and closed my eyes.

Right when I closed my eyes, I felt someone pick me up, probably Discord

After a couple seconds I felt myself being laid on a bed

Then I felt Discords body wrap around me.

So... Soft...

I slowly fell asleep fully.


And that's chapter 3

This was, as the chapter name says, "Father son bonding"

Someone asked if I had an update schedule for this fanfiction

My answer is, Not really, I update whenever I can

The days I will most likely update however are these days. (Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays)

It really depends if I have a chapter ready.

Anyways I hope you enjoyed!

Be sure favorite and review!

And I'll see ya next time!

This is Robert, Signing off!~