It's morning now, and seriously people; we have no time for the pathetic back stories of our underachieving authors! It's time to move on and get real. An underwhelmed cast engages in numerous activities of dubious merit and waits for someone to get the show running.

Tapioca: I'm up~! *Stretches yawns and makes a big annoying show*

Latte: Good, we got dares to deal out, clap clap everyone and places!

Jane: *While mixing dough* I'm making pancakes if anyone is intereste-

Terezi: 1'LL H4V3 2! D1D 4NYON3 BR1NG GRUBS4US3?

Sollux: what the hell are pancake2

Aradia: i think she meant t0 say fried vessel gl0bs

John: wait are you using betty crocker mix? oh no ughhhhhhhh

Vriska: Joooooooohn! Did you just say that with 8 h's? You're such a sweeeeeeeetie!

John: Oh uh, than-

Gamzee: *looking at betty crocker mix* wHaT eVeN iS tHiS sTuFf? :o0

Roxy: *sureptciously tries to spije the barter*
*syrreptitiously
*spike
*battre

Latte: That's not quite what I meant by places...

Tapioca: The batterwitch...she's taking over...*huddles in fear*

Feferi: w) (o is this algae'd batterwitc) (?

Latte: Nothing to do with you I'm sure! Now seriously people, let's get started, Tapioca, stop cowering on the floor and read the dare!

Tapioca: *Snaps back to reality* Right! This dare is from the one and only oiMonohome!

Latte: Still trying to figure that name out.

I say start running while you still can.I have quite a lot.

Terezi:Who taste better GodTeir!Dave or GodTeir!Aradia?

Vriska:Pick a person to play 7 Minutes in Heaven with.

Gamzee:Do you remember when you kinda went crazy?

Nepeta:What do you think of the fandoms crazy shippings?

All:What do you think of the fandom?and the music too?

Tapioca: Ahahaha...us? Run? Baby please. By the time we finished with all this, your skin will fall to the ground like a light overcoat because the rest of you went ahead and ran out of it.

Latte: What the fuck Tapioca. What the actual fuck.

Tapioca: Teh-heh! ^ u ^

Latte: Whatever lets get crackin'. Terezi!

Terezi: Y3S? :]

Latte: We need you to choose the ultimate red. Behold! *Pulls down curtain revealing masterpiece poster of God Tier Aradia*

Terezi: *Sniffs the air for a second, then, eyes go wide as she recognizes the enticing smell of crimson. She scurries over to the poster and gives it a tentative lick. Then all hope is lost and she begins slobbering over the majestic costume.* 4-4RAD14! WHY D1DN'T YOU T3LL M3 4BOUT TH1S D3LICIOUS COSTUM3?

Karkat: OH FOR GRUBBY SHIT-STAINED SAKE WILL YOU CUT IT OUT TEREZI! I'M GETTING EMBARRASSED JUST WATCHING YOU.

Aradia: i was n0t aware this c0stume was mine...

Tapioca: Yes well, we took you all out of a time that precedes any of your God Tiers...but we're not really gonna bother with hiding spoilers!

UU: are yoU sUre that is a top-notch idea? U_U

Tapioca: Not really, no!

Latte: We're not done yet! *Unveils second poster with God Tier Dave.*

John: oh dave you look like such a dork!

Dave: shut up egbert i look hells of rad

Terezi: *Sniffs again and grins wickedly* N1C3 CHO1C3 COOL K1D! *She runs over to the new poster and takes a good couple minutes to lick it as well.*

Karkat: *FACEPALM X2 COMBO!*

Tapioca: So Terezi, which one did you like better?

Latte: Yes, which red proved more delectable!

Terezi: H3H3H3...W3LL...TO BE HON3ST...

There is a hush as the audience awaits the words of judgement. The crowd lingers on her every word. Even you're starting to get bit apprehensive.

Terezi: ...TH3Y T4ST3 3X4CTLY TH3 S4ME!

Audience: *Facepalm xInfinity Combo*

Tapioca: How disappointing.

Latte: I guess it was to be expected though...it's the exact same God Teir color...

Tapioca: No time to bemoan though right! It's Vriska's turn and boy am I ever excited about this one. ;)

Vriska: Wellllllll, what is it then?

Tapioca: It's up to you. Pick a person. In the room. Then you + them = 7 minutes in heaven!

Vriska: What...onlyyyyyyyy seven? Booooooooring...

Tapioca: Ok fine, 8! Whatever, just pick someone.

Vriska: Hmmmmmmmm...I guess I do have someone in mind...*She blushes uncharacteristically*

Latte: Well then grab them and get in yonder closet, it's not like they're allowed to resist. *She jerks a thumb at the closet*

Vriska: Yeah, yeah...*She walks forwards towards the cast and they move aside, parting like the red motherfucking sea. She doesn't stop to look at anyone but her target and when she reaches him, she grabs his hand and pulls him along with her.*

John: woah! Vriska, you sure you wanna do this, I mean, not that I don't want to but...

Vriska: *Turns around to face him again* Yeah, well, if you have to kiss someone, you'd wanna kiss someone that's cool right?

John: no, you'd wanna kiss someone you really like, riiiiiiiight? :B

Vriska: Yeah...well maybe what I'm trying to say is...

Latte: Just go talk it out in the closet lovebirds.

Tapioca: Fuck you two are cute. I think she has a thing for windy boys.

Latte: You might be right about that...

Tapioca: I'm always right, except when I'm wrong. Next dare?

Latte: Yeah sure. Gamzee's turn.

Tapioca: Sup my miraculous patron?

Gamzee: nOt ToO mOtHeRfUcKiNg MuCh, WhAt CaN i Do YoU fOr?

Latte: Well our magnificent and magnanimous reviewer is curious if you recall going...er...sober?

Gamzee: hOnK.

Tapioca: Alright people run for cover this is not a drill, I repeat this is not a-

Gamzee: wOaH cHiLl LiTtLe GrUbLiNg I wAs JuSt TaKiNg AlL mY tImE tO uP aNd ThInK...

Tapioca: False alarm!

Gamzee: i CaN't ReAlLy ThInK tO rEcAlL sUcH a TiMe ThAt ThE sOpOr aNd I wOuLd NoT bE rElaTiVeLy AqUaInTeD, iS tHeRe SoMe SoRt Of ChAnGe To OcCuR wHeN i'M nOt FlYiNg WiTh ThE pIe?

Latte: You could say that.

Gamzee: hUh :o)

Tapioca: Let's just say interview over, this is a capricious gamble. *Shaking slightly*

Latte: Yeah...ok Nepeta you're turn!

Nepeta: purrfect i was waiting furr my special chance! :33

Tapioca: *Cuddles Nepeta* Soooo...we're wondering what you think of the fandom's ships...I suggest you check this out for some ideas~! *Clicks link for Nepeta*

Napeta: w-what is all this! *ac blushes but can't stop her curious paws from scrolling a little furrther*

Tapioca: This is a place where the fandom collects it's various ships for you all. Some of us are very good in our fanworks, as you can see!

Nepeta: oh but this pairing is just plain silly *ac giggles at a few of the nonsensical matches made*

Tapioca: What do you think though...are we doing good? Do we have a lot of nice ships?

Nepeta: well...i think a lot are just purrposterous, but that usually makes it more fun so you're doing quite well! but careful, i suspect you're having one too many a shipping war and thats not fun furr anyone. *ac gazes at fandom sternly*

Latte: That's right, follow the path of the pacifist and ship everything!

Tapioca: By the way...I think the eight minutes are up...John, Vriska, interspecies make out time is done now!

John: haha, it's not like we were really making out or anything though.

Vriska: Right, it was just a simple feeeeeeeelings jam :::;)

They say this but your careful eye detects a slight change in their demeanor to one another, is it the lingering feelings of understanding they share that makes you doubt their explanation, or smidge of blue lingering at the corner of John's mouth?

Latte: Suuure. So anyway though, I think you all should check out your fandom, see what you think, we want some reactions.

Tapioca: Here, have a few more links!
*insert epic links here*

Feferi: O) ( my glub...

Sollux: thii2 2hiit ii2 nothiing new.

Kanaya: I Find Some Of This To Be Rather Charming Actually What Do You Think Rose

Rose: I don't believe I'm viewing the same innocence you are Kanaya, actually I'm a little appalled by some of what I'm seeing.

Equius: This...this is e%ceptionally inappropriate. *Rubs his temples*

Nepeta: i got you a stack of towels, i think you'll n33d them pretty soon!

Gamzee: *Looking at his God Tier* tHiS iS mOtHeRfUcKiN bItChTiTs!

Tavros: *Looking at 4Chords* uH,,,iS THIS REALLY ACCURATE,,,

Aradia: 0_0

Jade: john, are you gonna look at some of this stuff too? it's actually pretty fun!

John: well, I kinda lost my computer again so...

Jade: ugh, what have i told you about being prepared! well just come look with me then.

The ecto-siblings then go on to find three years comic by pancakestein. Not awkward. Not at all.

Dirk: Hey Bro what's cooking on your screen. *Looks over onto Dave's screen*

Dave: not much bro pretty fucking boring if you ask me *closes Stridercest tag quickly*

Eridan: wwait wwhy does evveryone got to be thinkin i'm such a loner?

Jane: I know how you feel. *glum face*

Roxy: jaeney youere not aleone yoiu habe me!
*janey
*youre
*aleon

Jane: *Starts crying and leaves the room leaving Roxy befuddled*

Roxy: what'd i do thisd timr
*time

UU: perhaps yoU shoUld reread yoUr text edits sUgar...

Roxy: ohg shit! *She runs after Jane to console her*

uu: THIS IS STuPID. YOu'RE ALL STuPID.

Terezi: H3H3H3...YOU GUYS M4K3 SOM3 N1CE SC4L3M4T3S!

Vriska: Is that supposed to 8e cosplay of me? I guess it's kind of cute even if I'm waaaaaaaay hotter than that!

Karkat: WHAT IN THE NOOKS OF PARADOX SPACE AM I READING HERE? THIS IS WHY I'LL NEVER UNDERSTAND YOU FUCKING PINK WRIGGLERS! WHAT KIND OF TRAUMA DO YOU EVEN HAVE TO GO THROUGH TO COME UP WITH THIS SICK DRIZZLE?

Latte: Andrew Hussie.

Tapioca: It's more traumatic than you know.

Karkat: WHO EVEN IS THAT?

Tapioca: God. By the way, he's been holing up in that corner over there with Ms. Paint since the story began.

Latte: I'm slightly scared to go over there... I don't even know what I'd say.

Tapioca: I know it's intimidating even from here. His brilliance and heartlessness sort of out weight each other.

Latte: Anyways it is again time to say our goodbyes.

Tapioca: Yes, precious time is a-wasting!

Latte: Chapters wait to be written!

You assume more chapters are now on their way, in doing so you also realize how much you are also assuming that these authoresses are in some way responsible. You decide to let your brain shut up before you stop reading this altogether.