Dio was beyond frustrated, he almost got his pp severed by his goddamn zipper because of this Monika chick. "This is where I, Dio, don't see the point. Why waste time waiting for something to happen than just booting up Google and typing in Rule34?"

Dio looked up to see his webcam and it's light is blinking. "Nani?!" he immediately turned it away.

Now Dio is knowledgeable when it comes to hackers. He had two clients selling personal information on PinkMeth in the Deep Web. He won the case of course, but he also learned that not installing firewalls make someone's computer vulnerable to a internet creep who saps data and take pictures of you using your webcam. He immediately exited the game and checked. It's weird since his subscriptions weren't expired yet and his firewalls are working.

Then why? He decided to call it a night and go to bed.

Next morning.

Giorno visited his father as the elder Brando was getting ready to leave for work. "There is chicken breast in the fridge, kid." Dio said as he wrapped a scarf around his neck, it's chilly outside since it's almost New Year. "Si, si." Giorno replied as he sets down his laptop to the table. "You better discard soy from your diet, Giorno. It raises estrogen, might give you bitch tits." Dio lectured before leaving. "Yes, pa. I hated tofu anyway." Giorno grumbled.

As soon as his father left. Giorno did his assignments using his laptop. Now that he finished, he has alot of time to spare. What's he gonna do now? He walked towards his father's computer. Noticing a duct taped webcam, he unwrapped it and decided to turn the PC on.

"... I didn't know Padre was a gamer..." he muttered to himself as he was surprised by the amount of games in his desktop. He suddenly chuckled as he noticed the Doki Doki Literature Club application. Why in the world would Dio have this?

Giorno stood up and looked around the house to check if his father already left. Once the coast is clear, he decided he'd play the game himself without saving. Changing in to something more comfortable, Giorno continued his father's save game.

Giorno seemed to enjoy interacting with Yuri. But it didn't take the game too long to act weird as a pink box pop up appeared.

???: You're cute.

"I know." Giorno smiled, posed out of nowhere and continued.

Dio forgot the folder containing Diavolo's profile back at home, so he decided to drive back to pick it up.

Once he reached his home, he saw his stupid son in his boxers, playing his computer. "Giorno! What did I tell you about wanking?!" he screamed.

Giorno jumped back and panicked "U-Uhh! Hands on the weights, not on your dick!"

"Right! Now keep your hands outside your crotch! And explain what you're doing." Dio asked as he runmaged through his drawers to find the file. "Umm I was hoping I could play a game and I just... Tried playing this. Why do you have this installed in your computer anyway?"

"Your uncle pranked me. What have you done to my save?? You better not romance anyone else other than Yuri!" Dio grumbled. "I uhh... Don't worry pa..." Giorno sweatdropped. He made Boner-kun accept Sayori's confession.

Dio walked towards the screen as it shows the day of the festival. "Which part of the game is this?" he asked his son. "The festival." Giorno replied as they read the dialogue. Giorno stood up to let his father sit down.

Boner: Sayori is a heavy sleeper as usual. Maybe I should just let myself in. But I'm having complicated feelings, isn't this what a boyfriend should do?

"What. Did you pursue this woman instead?" Dio asked. "Oh calm down, padre. I didn't save it." Giorno replied in annoyance.

Boner: I gently opened the door.

scare chord*

"AY DIOS MIOS!" the father and son exclaimed and jumped back as they were jumpscared by Sayori's hanging corpse. "Fuck!" Dio cussed as his chair fell and he was flat on his back. Sayo-nara plays as the two were speechless for a moment. "What happened?! Giorno, I am proud by your ability to make girls kill themselves for you, but what happened when I was gone?" Dio exclaimed as he sat up, alittle unnerved since he recognized this picture. "Sayori mentioned she was depressed. I accepted her confession to save her but she did it anyway." Giorno sighed, a little shaken. "... Why don't you try wanking on that."

"Pa, that's messed up!" Giorno buried his face to his palms "Why did she have to do it..?"

Dio slapped the back of his son's head "Get a hold of yourself, they're not real."

Dio then explained the weird things that happened in the past days.

"Did uncle told you anything else about it? Aside that it was recommended to him?" Giorno asked. "No. But I do know one thing." Dio huffed.

"What?"

"Your uncle is an idiot." suddenly, Dio's smart TV turned on by itself to static. The two slowly turned to face the television. Giorno gulped as Dio blinked.

"So that's what they meant when they call it a smart TV." Giorno joked. "But I didn't order it to turn on, so it's an idiot TV." Dio retorted. He walked towards the TV and turned it off. "Padre. Is your house... Haunted?" Giorno asked. "Yeah. Probably your stupid grandfather. Why?"

Giorno pondered for a little bit. "I think I know someone who can get rid of the ghost in your house." he smiled.

"I don't need ghosts to go away, I want them to envy me because I'm still alive and they're not." Dio crossed his arms. Giorno furrowed his eyebrows, he'll do it anyway.

They heard someone giggle as they both turned around to face the monitor. A window opened.

???: Oh jeez, I didn't break anything did I?

"Bloody hell." Dio leaned closer to read the texts, it said that it's deleting Sayori's character file. Giorno grabbed his laptop and ran outside.

"Hey, where the hell are you- ugh. Forget it." Dio sighed, the boy left without a word. The game then restarted by itself.

"Doki Doki!"

Dio's eyes squinted. "What." he noticed that in the menu, the spot where Sayori was supposed to be was replaced by a distorted pictures of the 3 girls combined.

The new game font is also fucked up. That's the last straw.

Returning back to desktop, he deleted Doki Doki Literature Club application. A warning popped up.

Warning: Are you sure you want to delete this application?

"Yes. I am." Dio deadpanned as he clicked yes.

Warning: Are you really sure?

"Yes. Get rid of it."

Warning: Really really sure?

"YES. GODDAMNIT." Dio angrily clicked the mouse.

Warning: Not even hesitating for a little?

"Oh for fuck's sake!" Dio screamed and clicked but this time it finally disappeared. "Finally." Dio angrily huffed. He turned off his computer, grab the folder and returned to his office.

Giorno ran back inside because he forgot to put on his pants then gets out of there.

Night came and Dio decided he won't touch the computer for now.

The next day.

Yawning and stretching, Dio puts on his tanktop and decided to turn on the computer. "WHAT?" he asked in surprise as Doki Doki is the only game in the desktop. He frantically searched for the other games. RE7, RDR2, RDR, BULLY SE, Spiderman, Street fighter 3, MUGEN, they are all gone.

Dio was unsettled and angry at the same time. He breathed heavily and screamed out in frustration "WRYYYYYYY!!!"

dingdong*

Dio sighed and got up. He figured it was Giorno. Opening the door, he was greeted by someone else.

An Italian man posed and snapped his fingers "HEY BABY! Is your house haunted?" it was William Antonio Zeppeli. Dio wordlessly slammed the door shut. Damn Giorno.

"POW!" Zeppeli kicked the door open. "What the- what do you think you're doing, you demented discount Willy Wonka?!" Dio snarled. "Your son said your house is haunted." Zeppeli closed his eyes as he felt the supernatural energy in the place. "I need a tech genius, not a goddamn ghost hunter. Begone, child molester." Dio shooed him away.

But Zeppeli made weird hand movements and pointed at the computer "That is the source of the paranormal activity!"

"The only thing paranormal here is me not kicking you out. Which reminds me... Get out!" Dio screamed as he shoved him out of the house.

Slamming the door shut, he started to panic and search for his files. All he saw was a bunch of random text files.

Maybe there is something supernatural about the game? He is not sure. Maybe he'll contact Team Salvato and give them a piece of his mind.

Opening his laptop, he sent an angry email to the team before closing it once again.

Maybe it's stupid, but he got the feeling that he has to play the game to advance- "What the..?" the webcam opened by itself as he saw himself in the monitor.

"WRYYYYYY!!!" he angrily hissed as he tore the webcam away from it's wire and ran outside.

He saw the ghost hunter preparing to enter his van. "Hmm? Have you changed your mind and want me to investigate your house?" William asked.

"MUDA!" Dio threw the webcam to his face and ran back inside his house.

His office files doesn't concern him since he had back up of it. But his games, his progress, his hardwork. All gone just because this goddamn Doki Doki game is a fucking dick dick.

"Damn this game! Ugh!" Dio grunted but played anyway.

So far, that Sayori girl was gone. It weirded Dio out, how a brief pixelated Yuri and Monika appeared when Boner-kun was pondering about walking to the Literature Club.

Maybe this time, he'll plan on romancing the small petite girl. "Bratsuki." Dio muttered under his breath.

#NatsukiLivesMatter