Sorry I haven't updated for a while! ; A girl's gotta live outside the internet too ya'know! ; shot

Pashmina thought for a moment, "Hmm, Oh! I got a dare!"

Panda smiled smugly, Pashmina seemed like an innocent girl, she couldn't think of anything that extreme.

"Okay Panda-Kun, I dare you to go up to the next male who walks by our house, and act promiscuous to him," she slyly said, startling everyone around her.

"Oh sugar honey ice tea!" Panda yelped.

Everybody hollered in laughter.

"Come on Panda! You might find you have better luck with guys then girls!" Stan barked, holding his stomach from laughing too much. (Don't you bug poor Pandy-kinz! DX)

Panda held his head in grief muttering,"Why me?"

Fifteen Minutes Later

Everyone pushed little Panda out the door in the freezing, wet weather. Then everyone darted upstairs to watch and listen to this dare on the heated balcony. (Damn Bijou's wealthiness DX ) He shivered, for the only raingear he had was just an umbrella. He hoped someone would feel bad for him and get him out of this mess, but he knew this was the consequence for choosing dare. Just as he was about to go back to Bijou's place and try to bang the door opened. A person walked by her place. A male guy, who he actually knew to make matters worse.

"Hi there, Jingle, you sexy piece of man meat." Panda said, stroking a finger along his own chest beside Bijou's mailbox.

Jingle raised an eye brow,"Panda, have you been driven into the foul ways of crack? That stuff makes you do crazy things, like hump pillows, and quack."

"No, I just have this,... urge to take you down to the candy shop." he said, in his most sexiest voice.

Jingle was getting terribly scared. But became terrified when Panda came closer, stroking Jingle's cheek which was soaked by the rain falling from the stars.

"Come on baby, I know you secretly want me to pet your ehm,...screwdriver?" Panda said, hoping someone would bail him out right now.

The poor walking musical got so scared he had a tinkle in his pants, and ran back home after what Panda said.

Panda sighed of relief and was glad the gay-Panda-time was over. He ran back to Bijou's place and opened the door to uncontrollable laughter.

"THAT WAS SO FUCKIN' FUNNY!" Cappy chortled, nearly dying of laughter.

Panda was getting annoyed with all the laughter so he did the unthinkable,... he,...

took off his shirt to reveal that he had,...

shiny Abercrombie abs?

Everyone became dead silent and stared at Panda. But the silence was ended shortly after all four girls went glomping Panda.

"Sandy!" Maxwell cried.

"Oooh, I know milk does a body good, but just how much have you been drinking?" Penelope seductively said. (OMG! PEDOPHILING!)

Panda groaned and put back on his shirt, all the girls then snapped back to reality.

"There, peace and quiet." Panda smugly smiled. "Alright, since it's my turn, I must ask,...Howdy! Truth or dare?"

Howdy did eenie-meenie-minie-mo in his head to decide to do a truth or a dare.

"I would like one of them' truthes if ya don't mind!" he smiled.