A/N: It's vacation, but I wrote this thing like, last school year... Review, people! I can't update unless you review!

The Stoic Maou and the Wimpy Sanzo Priest?

Togenkyou

"We're almost to the next town, everyone." Hakkai announced.

"Finally! If we had to camp out for another night without women I swear I'm going to turn gay…" Gojyo remarked with a smirk.

"It was just one night, you stupid cockroach! And keep your perverted fantasies to yourself!" Goku remarked.

"What did you call me, you stupid monkey?" Gojyo asked challengingly upfront while glaring at Goku in the rearview mirror.

"I called you cockroach because you're a cockroach, cockroach!" Goku answered back.

"I dare you to repeat that!" Gojyo stood up from his seat.

"Cockroach, cockroach, cockroach! There, you satisfied now?" Goku also stood up.

"You're really begging for your life, are you?"

"No, I'm begging for your life!"

"Oh yeah? You're dead, monkey!"

"Oh dear… Sanzo could have at least left his harisen behind. Oh well, I guess I have no choice." The driver remarked.

"Eh? What do you mean, Hakkai-san?" Yuuri curiously asked while watching the two idiots fight.

"Hold on tight, Yuuri-kun!" Hakkai then made a sharp turn, which resulted in the two idiots who were standing in their seat fall out. Goku and Gojyo ran to the now halted jeep, cursing all the while.

"What did you do that for, Hakkai? You could have killed us back there, damn it!" Gojyo protested while getting in.

"Yeah, Hakkai! What's the big deal?"

"Well, I just figured I couldn't watch over two rowdy boys and drive, so I decided to get rid of the rowdy boys and just drive. So, if you two don't behave yourselves, I'm going to make you walk to the next town while carrying your luggage. You wouldn't want that, would you?" Hakkai warned with his ever so present smile, which scared the crap out of the two.

"No, mommy." Gojyo murmured.

"Oh? It seems I heard a 'yes please' from you, eh, Gojyo?" Hakkai commented, the smile never once fading away.

"Me? Uh, I didn't say anything…" Gojyo replied, feigning innocence.

Meanwhile, Yuuri continued to laugh in the back, which earned suspicious looks from the three. When Yuuri got hold of his surroundings, he wiped his eyes and spoke.

"I-I'm so sorry… It's just that you guys are so funny!" Yuuri laughingly remarked.

"We're a joy, aren't we? I'm glad you liked our little act, Yuuri-kun." Hakkai said, still smiling. "Well, shall we continue to the west peacefully, guys?"

"Yeah, sure, Hakkai." The two said in unison.


Shin Makoku

Sanzo had just finished scouting the whole castle, and was forced to accept that they were telling the truth.

"Damn it… How do I fucking get back to my world now?" Sanzo remarked while taking a seat in one of the benches in the gardens. Günter sat beside him.

"I think we can help you with that. We can ask Ulrike-san to send you back to your own world. She can pray to Shinou-sama to send you back."

"Like that will ever happen. The only ones who can send me back are the gods… Wait a minute, maybe one of those fucking deities are the cause of all of these!" Sanzo then fired a bullet into the sky, although aware that it does not make any difference.

In the distant heavens, a certain goddess sneezed… But putting that aside…

Sanzo stood up and began to walk away, but Günter held him by the hand.

"Sanzo-san, if you want, we can offer you sleeping quarters here in the castle until we find a way to return you to your own world and get our Maou back."

"Hn." Sanzo then followed him to Yuuri's room, when he collided with a smaller noble with blonde hair. Said noble cursed and picked himself up and looked up at cold violet eyes.

"Huh? Günter, who is he?" The noble asked.

"Ah, Wolfram, I forgot. This is Sanzo-san; he is going to stay with us until he goes back to his own world."

"Own world? Günter, what nonsense are you blabbing about this time? And where's Yuuri?"

"That's the problem. We think he might have switched worlds with this gentleman."

"What? I demand an explanation for all of these!"

"You have to ask that from Gwendal."

Wolfram then glared at Sanzo, who glared at him in return. Wolfram was shocked; Sanzo had such a stony look that it looked like there was nothing behind those pretty violet eyes but ice.

"What the hell are you glaring for, you brat?" Sanzo snapped.

"Who are you calling a brat?" Wolfram shot back.

"I'll have you know: Those who answer back to me never lived another day longer, so I suggest you to be more respectful next time when you answer me, brat." Sanzo warned.

"Oh yeah? Let's see now who'll die, shall we?"

"Are you challenging me?" Sanzo then brought his gun out from his sleeve and pointed it at the smaller blonde.

"Beings that make up the element of fire… Obey this brave ma-mppph!!-" Wolfram began to chant his maryoku, but Günter covered his mouth in time.

"Wolfram! Behave properly and go to Gwendal for explanations, will you?" Günter scolded. Wolfram snatched Günter's hand from his mouth.

"Tch. Mind your own business." Wolfram then stomped away.

Turning to Sanzo, Günter said, "I'm sorry about that, Sanzo-san. He's Gwendal's younger half brother, Wolfram von Bielefeld."

"Hn. I don't care. Just tell that brat to stay away from me if he wants to live." Sanzo then began to walk ahead of Günter.

"No, Sanzo-san! This way!"


Togenkyou

Hakkai and the others have arrived in town, much to everybody's relief.

"Now, now, everybody," Hakkai gathered them up to make an announcement of some sort. "I understand you want to do the usual things, but I have to remind you to watch your spending because we have to live from our own money."

"Eh? Hakkai, what do you mean?"

"I mean, Sanzo's credit card is with him, so we have to find work and spend our money wisely."

"What? So that means…" Goku started, but was cut off by Hakkai.

"Yes, Goku, so that means you can't eat the usual amount you used to eat when Sanzo is with us."

"What? But I was looking forward to having meat buns…"

"In that case, you have to find a job. I believe we may have to stay in this town for a while to earn money to continue our journey. Since Sanzo isn't here to tell us when we're going to leave, I guess we have to stay and earn some money to sustain ourselves."

"Is the Maten Kyomon with Sanzo too?" Goku asked.

"I believe it is, and so are the harisen, shoreijyu, and the credit card. So that means we can't tolerate wasteful spending."

"I get the monkey's point. If the Maten Kyomon is with baldy, that means we have no reason to continue to the west."

"But Gojyo, we still need to stop the minus wave, remember? Or must I enlighten your mind on what we're supposed to do? And besides, Sanzo may come back and switch places with Yuuri-kun again."

"Huh? How do you know Sanzo is in the kid's world?" Gojyo asked

"He might be, after all, where else would he be transported? And we all know the demons did not kidnap him."

"Yeah, I guess you got a point there. Well, I'm off to gambling to earn us some cheese." Gojyo then walked away and waved.

"I'm gonna go look for some other job." Goku ran off to the opposite direction.

"I have to look for a job too. Yuuri-kun, are you okay staying in the inn by yourself?"

"I want to help too. I can look for a job as well." Yuuri offered.

"But it isn't your mission to go west. Besides, we don't want to burden you with our problem."

"Oh, but it's really okay, Hakkai-san. Since you're protecting me anyway, I might as well help you out too until I return to my own world."

"Okay, then I guess there's no changing your mind. Thank you, Yuuri-kun."

"You're welcome. I'll bring the luggage and Hakuryu to the inn, and then I'll go find a job."

"Okay."

End of Chapter

A/N: What do you think? And I gave a clue on the one who's behind these in this chapter… You have to read carefully to know what it is! Number of reviews needed: 2. Thanks! XD