Sorry it took a while to update, but with school and all you probrably understand. Don't worry your little tushys, Noodle is not up to anything yet. She is also being a brat in order to annoy Murdoc and get her way. I like to keep you guys thinking about the story so you can read more. I also like to thank all the people who reveiwed so far and that some of your stories are the bomb as well. Anyways...
Chapter 3
2D killed the engine of his hot pink, yes hot pink, convertable car. Stepping out and facing the tall egg white building ahead, he walked inside. Normally he was scared of the doctors, but only when it involves needle shots or that pee in a cup thing. He knew this was only a yearly check up and had nothing to worry about...or... did he? 2D signed in and found an empty orange chair next to a little girl. He took the seat as the little girl who seemed to be seven years of age tapped him on the side of his arm.
"Excuse me sir."
2D faced the girl at his side. "'ello there!"
"What are you here for? You don't look sick to me."
"Just a check up, nothing more. You?"
"I have a cold."
"Oh, wull 'ats to bad."
The nurse at the front desk called 2D's name and he sat up ready to go follow her. "Wull little girl, I 'ave to go now. See ya." Before 2D could leave, the seven year old purposely sneezed on him without notice. "Jerk." She mumbled.
In the doctors room 2D shivered a bit. Not because of the coldness, but because he was afraid. "I wish I had brought Noodle with me." Everytime he brung Noodle wherever he went, she found a way to comfort and relax him if he ever freaked out. He loved the feeling of her touching words of comfort. Right now, 2D had to do this on his own. Even if he is twenty-nine years old, this blue haired hottie still acted like a child. He also didn't like to pee in the cup anymore. At least not since the messy inncident that happened six months ago. Lets just say the cup wasn't big enough.
"Have a seat Mr.Tusspot." The doctor instructed as 2D found a white chair to settle on. He also noticed that the doctor who usually checked on him wasn't anywhere to be seen. "Oi, where's the old doctor?" 2D asked. The new doc picked up a clipboard on the counter. "Your old doctor passed away, Mr.Tusspot. I'm sorry." The singer raised an eyebrow. "Passed away? Passed away to where?" The doctor just shook his head. "Either heaven or hell. Anyway, I'll be your new doctor from here on in."
The normal test were done, and 2D couldn't wait to head home. "You are totally normal Mr.Tusspot. But..."
2D jumped in his seat. "But wot?"
"You just have a slight cold, thats it."
"Funny. I didn't 'ave a cold when I came in."
"It's not serious, but do you want a quick cure now?"
"Sure anything."
The new doctor checked his clipboard. "OK, what you need to do is very simple. All you have to do is lick a Japanese girl."
2D couldn't beleive his ears. "Wot?"
"You heard me." Said the doc. "My research states that the asians have healing in there skin."
"...If the asians 'ave healing in there skin can't I just go to any asian person?"
"Well yes, but don't you think licking Japanese girls is HOT!"
2D grew a bit frightened at the doctor. "Um...doc, I'm gonna go now." He sat up and began to leave but stopped for a question he didn't even know why he asked. "Um, if 'at does work. Then where should I lick 'er?"
The doctor then smiled from ear to ear. "Oh, don't worry Mr.Tusspot you have plenty of booby...I mean body parts to choose from. Plenty."
2D left very confused and without a word as the doctor opened up a Manga book to read. "Now back to my reasearch. I love Japanese girls!." Moments later, a pateint with a broken arm came in with a panic. "Doctor! Doctor! My arm is broken! Can you fix it?" The doctor then looked up from his Manga and told him. "OK, all you have to do is lick a japanese girl."
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Noodle sat on the edge of the kicthen table and placed the apple in the middle of it. She began swinging her legs up and down in antisapation for Murdoc to return. What seemed like forever, Murdoc finally returned with both hands behind his back. Noodle couldn't help but ask. "Murdoc-san, what's that you got behind your back?"
The bass player just sneered at her. "Oh nothing love, just alittle something for me to...SLICE THAT APPLE IN TWO!"
Suddenley, a red and white bladed axe was pulled from behind Murdoc back as it decended quickly torward the apple. Luckily for Noodle's excellent skill in speed, she took the apple just in time before Murdoc cut the wooden table in half easily. Noodle saw that he had sharpened his axe just for this. She cluched the fruit near her small, but not yet fully developed breast. "Murdoc! What are you doing!"
"You said you wanted me to cut the apple, luv."
"With an axe?"
"Well thats how I cut my onions...heh heh..."
"I'll be leaving now thank you." Feeling uncomfortable she tried to leave the kicthen, but Murdoc had blocked her way. "Um, excuss me Murdoc-san, I need to go please."
"Not until I cut that apple so you can stop annoying me!" He raised his axe again as Noodle ran and screamed frightfully like the little girl she was before Murdoc brought down the axe, causing the floor to crack where Noodle once stood. "GET BACK HERE GIRLE! YOU'LL BE SORRY!"
For what seemed like hours, Noodle screamed and ran holding the fruit near. It was easy for Murdoc to track her down beacuse her girl shouts bounced around the walls of kong. Once she reached a dead end, she sat in a corner and curled up in a ball forgetting about her martial arts. She suddenley felt a large hand drag her into another room as the door closed. Murdoc had now lost Noodle. "Where'd she go?...Noodle!"
Behind the door Noodle heard Murdoc's footsteps go off in another direction. She stood up and noticed that she was in Russel's room. "Are you alright baby girl?"
Noodle turned and saw her big black father figure. "Russel-chan! I am so glad to see you!"
"Is Muds drunk or high on drugs again?"
"No. Well, not that I know of. But he's chasing me with an axe because of this." She showed him the apple. Russel nodded. He was very quick at understanding situations at any cause. This was no different. "I see."
"All I want is the juicy part frist."
"Well if it's juicy you want baby girl, then I've got just the thing. Wait right here." Russel left as Noodle sat on the edge of the bed while placing the apple in the middle. "Thanks russel-chan, I knew you would understand."
Laying on the bed, Noodle thought about 2D. "I hope 2D-kun comes back soon." Her short daydreaming was cut off when she heard loud buzzing noises nearby. She turned and saw Russel holding a giant chainsaw.
"Okay! I got it!"
"NOOOOO!" Noodle grabbed the apple again before Russel sliced his bed in two with the chainsaw. Noodle ran away again until she litterily bumped into Murdoc.
"There you are."
After Noodle swifted away from him, he noticed Russel doing the same thing with a chainsaw. Noodle reached the groundfloor lobby as she heard footsteps apporching behind her. At frist she paniced, but calmed down when she saw that it was her blue haired secret admirer.
"2D-kun!"
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Don't ask why Russel has a chainsaw, figure it out. Use those pretty little brains of yours. Ta-ta for now.
