I still do not won bleach or the characters
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Renji Abarai sat at his captains desk. "What the hell is taking him so long! All he had to do was deliver something to Rukia!!" He sighed "Man. I wish there was something to do." Then it hit him like... Ichigo breaking Zabimaru (I know bad analogy). Captain Kuchiki's computer was right in front of him. His captain wouldn't mind. Renji quickly powered the computer up. CLICK! "Alright lets see what we can do on this baby" He chuckled. He then remembered Rukia saying Ichigo almost died reading something on this website called... funfiction....finfiction...no no it was.... FANFICTION!! He rapidly typed in the website. 'Lets see what dirt they have on me' He laughed in his mind. He clicked on a story and started to scroll down. He got extremely bored. "This is just crap! I would never live in strawberry's house on my own accord!" He got to page seven and started to read outloud. "And so Renji loved the fact that he and Ichigo were becoming like best friends" He recited "So on a late friday night Renji decided he wanted more. He quickly got prepared and once his strawberry...entered he grabbed him..." Now renji was completely lost. He kept on reading and said "Ichigo gasped and looked at his apprehender. "renji!!" Ichigo shouted, but he got over the surprise and smiled... "What are you doing?" Renji then took Ichigo's...(gulp) shoulders and... (gulp) kissed the strawberry...EVER SO PASSIONATLY!!" Renji was disgraced and disgusted. Now Renji here is a very stubborn guy and he wouldn't let this fuckin story get the better of him. He kept on reading. Once Renji read one of the last sentences he read it over and over again to make sure he wasn't hallucinating, then he yelled it out to make sure and screeched "THEN RENJI PUT HIS DICK INSIDE ICHIGO AND STARTED TO MAKE LOVE TO HIS STRAWBERRY!!!!!!" Renji threw up all over the paper work and his captains tea cup. The office door busted opened and Byakuya walked in. He looked at the mess and tooka deep breath. Someone was going to die...but later, because first he had to get to the bottom of this. "Renji what is this about...dicks you said?" Renji blushed a deep crimson red. 'fuck you fanfiction' Renji thought bitterly. Renji was about to say something but then he remembered what that one sentence said and got graphic images...he passed out. "What a brave LT." Byakuya said sarcastically. Byakuya walked around the mess and looked at his computer screen. He read the whole page and by the time he was finished Byakuya was chuckling abit (I know ooc).That would teach Renji his lesson about getting on other people's computers withought asking. He looked at the website. Fanfiction. He remembered that Rukia said Ichigo almost died because of this site. He wanted to know how. 'a quick look wont hurt' he thought. Byakuya clicked out of the RenjixIchigo pairing and clicked on another story. He started to read once he was finished his face was stupified. Him and...Hanatoro (sp?). "That wasn't so bad" He explained. He clicked on another story. "Prepare for a Byakuya lemon" He said in his monotone. He started to read angain and came across this so called 'lemon'. Pne he was threw he took the waste bucket and let it all out. Disgusting... him, Ichigo, Renji, and... Zaraki all doing it to each other... at the same time. "Who would wright such lies" He hissed as he puked again.
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