Okay I left you with a cliffhanger, so as a recap,

I was in...


A meadow. Flowers were everywhere, in all colors. Pink, purple, blue, red, white, rainbow, wait rainbow flowers! I see a stream of silver, and trees with caramel apples hanging in them. I feel like I'm in candy land, except not everything is made of candy.

I turn around, and find myself face to face with a unicorn. "AH! Pony!" I yell.

"Hi I'm Twilight Sparkle, and these are my friends Applejack and Rainbow Dash. Pinky Pie, Rarity, and Fluttershy are around here somewhere." She rushes.

"Um, hi I'm Percy." I reply.

What the heck are my little ponies doing in here. I watch that show, don't judge me, it's good when nothing else is on TV.

"Pony-ville is in danger, and we need your help. Please come." Twilight Sparkle pleads.

" Um, no thanks sorry."

"Pretty please, I'll give you apple pie, apple scones, and just plain apples, if you help." Apple Jack says.

"No thanks." I repeat backing up.

"Buy you must come, only you can save our world." Rainbow Dash explains. "It was in a prophecy foretold by the queen."

"No thanks." I repeat again still backing up.

Why does this sound familiar. I think. Oh yeah, the great prophecy, my mind works in strange ways. "Join us." Twilight Sparkle groans, turning into a zombie.

The others turn into zombies too. "Shoot," I mutter.

I start running with them behind me. I see a giant butterfly, hovering, and I shout, "Hey can you help me escape these zombie ponies!"

Call me crazy, but this is a dream, I tell myself, anything can happen, even getting a ride from a giant butterfly.

Sticking his tongue out, he replies, "Only if you answer my joke."

Okay, since when did butterflies have tongues. Snap out of it. "No, just help me." I yell.

"Nuh-uh, my names Bob by the way, answer, knock knock." He asks.

With a sigh I reply. "Who's there?"

"General Lee."

"General Lee who."

"Generally I don't tell jokes. Hahahaha!"

"There's a good reason," I mutter.

"Did you say something?" Bob asks.

"No, can you get me out of here now?" I ask exasperated.

"Of course, why didn't you say so." He replies not doing anything.

What gives." I shout.

"You said can, and you can." He tells me.

What oh, "May you get me out of here." I say.

"Now that's not correct grammer." Bob corrects.

"Oh My Gods, just give me a freaking ride." I shout loud.

"Well, why didn't you say so, hop on." I run and jump on his back.

"Where to?" He asks.

"I don't care, away from here." I reply still aggravated from our conversation.

"If you say so, off to TV Land!" He hollers.

"Wait what?"

But it was to late. We disappeared at light speed leaving behind the zombie ponies. Well, nothing can be worse than zombie My Little ponies. Oh how wrong I was.

Well, how random do you think it is. Believe me, next chapter will be so very hilarious and weird, I night have trouble typing it. I have all the chapters written out, I just need to type and post them. Also check out my other story(s).