Part 3! Check this out yo! Kyun Kyun, Kyun Kyun! Watashi no tamashii wa raapaa yo! ... if you don't know, don't ask...and if you do know, then it's not true. We all know its Japan Otaku yo. And the people that got the first part don't get the Japan Otaku part. Unless you truly know...or think about it for more than one second. Like two seconds should do it. But if you didn't think that long, then you truly know... (See! I knew I could make a short authors note!)

--tsukihime333

For note on MoMusu see end. If you do not know what Morning Musume is, you 100 for sure need the note.

!!Part 3.0!! Coo no Kimochi!

"Mooom" Piyoko yelled from the kitchen area.

"Yes, Piyocola-sama? What did we say about using your indoor voice?" Ky said, turning away from the eggs he was frying over the oven.

"Are you going to fix my boots today?" Piyoko asked, even though the tough way she said it made it seem like a command. I guess that's one of the reasons that those two are slightly scared of her. I mean, they still call her 'Piyocola-sama' after all.

"Hai, hai. I don't have too much to do today, so I'll get right on it." Ky nodded.

The scene was typical of every morning that Piyoko had school. Ky was busy trying to do everything, while Rik, Piyoko and I sat at the round table and leisurely ate breakfast.

"Oh, Coo! MoMusu is coming to town this Friday." Rik said in a monotone, as he looked through the paper. I looked at him from across the table. He had flipped to another page, and was thoroughly involved in it before I spoke.

"We have to go see MoMusu." I announced. I apparently announced that a little to forcefully, as it caused everyone to look up at me as if I was possessed.

"Uh, w-well I suppose we could...Black Gamers has been booming lately." Ky managed. "How much does it say the tickets are Rik?"

Rik, since he had already flipped back to the page, responded immediately. "7000 yen and lower."

"We have to get the 7000 yen seats." I said

"I don't know Coo. Planet Analogue will be disappointed if we do not reach the amount of funds we said we were going to for this month." Rik put down the paper looked me right in the eyes.

"W-well, what are the cheapest?"

"2500 yen. If you want to go that bad, I think we can afford those."

I repressed a very unmanly squeal, and nodded "I'll take those then. Even if I'm far away form MoMusu, I still want to go."

"Okay, then today I'll call in for your ticket" Ky said, dumping fried eggs on Rik's plate.

"Arigato go--- matte, what about you guys? Don't you want to come too?"

Ky sighed, and bowed his head "We can't afford for all of us to go, so we'll just send you."

I stood up "It's no fun going to a concert alone! What if someone recognizes me? I could get molested or kidnapped or—"

"Like that's going to happen. We haven't released a record for two years, and even if Ky says so, Black Gamers isn't doing THAT well. We aren't on TV anymore. No one will recognize you." Rik bluntly stated.

"..." I remained silent. Piyoko who'd been watching the scene quite confused, tugged at Ky's shirt "Mom, are you going to take me to school today? Or will Coo-onii-san?"

Without taking his eyes off the eggs he had started cooking, Ky answered "Um, well I think I ca—". He was interrupted by a cough. We all turned to look at Rik. Ky bowed his head down and muttered "Well maybe I can't take you to school..."

"Coo-chan, would you be so kind as to take your kawaii imouto to school today?" Rik asked, his voice dripping with false sweetness.

"Oh, yeah." I said, and left the table without cleaning up "C'mon Piyoko, let's go." I prodded, shoving my shoes on.

"Have more enthusiasm!" Rik cheered. Out of the corner of my eye, I could see Rik was standing behind Ky. Rik was rubbing Ky's back, and I noticed Ky turn off the stove.

"All ready Piyoko?!!" I yelled, which caused Rik to remove his hands, and Ky to serve the undercooked eggs.

"Hai, Coo-onii-chan!" Piyoko hopped up.

"Do you have everything? You're lunch?" I asked.

"I do." Piyoko smiled

"Okay, Ittekimasu" I announced, and opened the door for Piyoko.

"Coo-onii-chan?" Piyoko asked when we reached the elevator

"Yes Piyoko?' I answered

"Do you want to go to the MoMusu concert?"

"Yes, we were talking about that during breakfast today"

"Because I don't want to go. Girly J-pop is stupid"

A wave of anger rushed over me, but I calmed down "I don't like their music that much" I lied "But some of the girls are really cute."

Piyoko's eyes widened "Oh? Like which ones?"

"Ai Kago is definitely my type! She's so cute! Childish and cute!" I blushed

"Ah! Coo has a girlfriend! Ai-chan!"

"N-not true!" I defended, waving my friends in front of my face.

"You-re bl-u-shi-ng" Piyoko teased

"W-what?" I felt my face, and blushed even harder "Iiie Not true, not true!"

"Coo and Ai, sitting in a tree! Ki-su-in-gu" Piyoko chanted. I thought eventually she had to stop, but no, she chanted until we reached her school.

"Bai Bai, Piyoko." I said

""Bai Bai." Piyoko replied. While I was leaving, I could hear a chorus of Preschoolers chanting "Coo and Ai sitting in a tree, Ki-su-in-gu" I clenched my teeth, but managed to turn around, and wave at the group.

/Time to go home If I hurry I can catch Hello! Morning--/ I froze. Those two were probably at home, doing the nasty. Last time I went home after dropping off Piyoko, those two were in the bathroom. I shivered at the thought. I heard some noises that day I had never hoped to hear.

So, there was no where to go. I sunk my head and started walking aimlessly.

"Kyaa Oca-san, I don't wanna go to school!" a sharp voice cut into my thoughts

"You're going! All of our friends are there!" the mother said, attempting to drag her little boy through the park lawn. The...park! Perfect place to hang out for a few hours! I quickly checked to make sure no cars were coming, and I dashed across the street and into the park. I ran up to the ladder of the slide, and looked up at it for a minute. It really seems to good to be true that it costs no money! I climbed up the ladder and sat at the top. I checked for a slot to put money in, but didn't see any. Cautiously, I pushed myself down the slide. I reached the bottom safely, and went up again. I did this for about half an hour. After that, I went on the play structure. It was shaped like a pirate ship, so I was pretending I was steering that around for a while.

Okay, I don't really know what I was doing. I absolutely love that playground! We never had anything like it back on Planet Analogue, at least not without a fee. And even if such a thing existed, it's not like I would have been allowed to go on it. After all, I've spent most of my life training to be the physician for Piyoko. I didn't even go to school.

Eventually, I got tired. I spotted a lone bench, with an oba-san sitting on it. I didn't really care, and I collapsed on it.

"My, you certainly have a lot of energy boy." The oba-san exclaimed

I forced a smile, since I was exhausted.

"Would you like a drink?" the oba-san offered.

I nodded. The oba-san smiled, and took her purse off of the bench and put it on to her lap. The slowly opened it, and took out a 500 yen coins. I was surprised, since old people are known for having a lot of change, and I figured she would give me a bunch of 50-yen coins.

"I'd like warm tea" she said, and I ran off to the vending machine. I got my drink first, and picked Orange Juice. I then put in the money for oba-san's drink, when I realized something...I ran back to her.

"Um excuse me." I said softly when I approached her.

"Yes?" she said sweetly. It made me even more nervous.

"Um...I don't recognize the label for Warm Tea." I blushed when I said it.

"Huh?"

"Um, I can't read, so..."

"Really? Japan has over a 99 literacy rate, so why..."

"I'm not exactly from around here..." I made my feet scuff the ground.

"Really? You speak Japanese perfectly!"

"Oh really? Thank you!"

Oba-san smiled and stood up "I'll show you which one it is."

I nodded, and followed her.

"See this one?" she asked, pointing to a brown can with pink stripes. I nodded. She pushed the button underneath it, and the can came out at the bottom.

"That is warm tea. The one beside it" she said, pointing to a brown can with lighter pink stripes. I nodded "That is cold tea." And with that, she made her way back to the bench. Not like I had anything better to do, so I followed her.

"So, where's your parents? I don't mean to be nosy, but an old lady needs her gossip!" oba-san laughed, and opened her tea.

I frowned. "They're...not here."

Oba-san took a glug of her tea "Oh? Away at your home country?" she asked.

"Oh yeah, those parents aren't here either." I sighed, and opened my Orange juice.

"Huh? You have two sets of parents?"

"Well, I was never close with my real parents. They just wanted me to be the physician for the princess, so all they cared about was that I behaved my self in front of the King and Queen."

"Well, that's still a form of love."

I chortled "Unlikely! They were Nobles! I didn't need to work for anything!"

Oba-san shook her head "No parents are so cruel enough to do that. They always have good intentions."

"If there were any good intentions in making me miss school, miss having friends, miss having a life, I have yet to find them."

"Well, maybe that's why you were given to your other parents?"

"They aren't really my foster parents or anything." I took a sip of my OJ "They're my co-workers, they help me take care of the princess. One is a dentist, and the other is a...veterinarian..."

Oba-san laughed "It the princess half pig or something?"

I laughed "I honestly have no idea why he was hired...but..." I sighed. "I wonder..."

Oba-san slowly sipped her tea. Thoughtfully, she started "Perhaps your two co-workers were meant to be your parental figures."

"They're both guys. I don't know..."

Oba-san chuckled "You thought of them as your parents first though, right?"

I nodded "We weren't all close right away though. We used to be united for the single purpose of helping Piyoko--oh, that's the princess--on earth. But then one day, after Christmas..."

Flashback'su! (to after the Di Gi Charat Xmas special)

Piyoko - wai! Onii-san's, do you REALLY mean what you said earlier?

Rik - About what?

Piyoko - That you're dad, and Ky is mom, and Coo is onii-san?

Ky - Oh yeah, we meant it (smile)

Rik - Just don't be calling us it too much

End flashback'su!

"That day really united us. After that, we pawned Piyoko off on Dejiko--oh, that's our rival--and the three of us stayed awake and chatted all night." I grinned "Actually, that was probably the first sign..."

"Of what?" Oba-san asked eagerly.

"That my two co-workers were getting too close. That night, when we were chatting, okay, they were both getting drunker as the night wore on, but they had a lot in common. There was just instant sexual attraction between them. It only grew stronger with time. However, we all still we're focused on Piyoko, so I figured it would go away with time."

"Wow, this drama is more exciting than any of the daytime drama's" Oba-san exclaimed. She said it so excitedly, I was afraid her heart was going to give out.

"Um, if you're not interested anymore, I'll stop talking about it" I offered, for the sake of Oba-san's health.

"Of course I'm still interested!" Oba-san started fanning herself, so I continued

"Well, their love didn't fade. If anything, it grew stronger. Occasionally, I'd catch Rik--oh, um my dad--checking out Ky --mom-- for alittle too long, but we were always more or less focused on Piyoko. At least, until this summer vacation. This year, Rik insisted that they share a bed. I didn't really like the idea, but I couldn't say anything about it. On the last night of our vacation, they had sex." Coo laughed "But you know the funny thing? It was on the beach, not inside or anything. So even if I was able to stop their bed arrangement, it wouldn't have mattered!"

"They had sex for the first time that night?" Oba-san asked

"Yeah, as far as they tell me."

Oba-san's eyes' lit up "Oh, how romantic! After so long of hiding their feelings!"

"Not so romantic for me." I sighed "Now, it's been about a two weeks since that day. They have sex at least twice a day, if not more. They ignore most of their duties in watching Piyoko, and they've made Piyoko and I call them 'Mom' and 'Dad'." I smiled "Well...I don't really mind calling them by those names, since before they started having sex, they were pretty efficient parents. They always helped me in doing things, and were always patient with Piyoko..." tears came to my eyes. "I-I still want them to be like that! They're the best parents anyone could ever ask for! And when they started doing it, I was happy! I even gave them time alone on purpose! But now--now they're too into it!" I was crying pretty hard. I must've been freaking oba-san out, but I fell against her, and started sobbing. She was good-natured about the whole thing, and stroked my hair.

"I-I'm sorry." I choked.

"It's all right." She said.

"I-I" I started crying harder. Oba-san kept stroking my hair to calm me down. It helped alittle bit, so I was able to continue "I-I want them to be like how they were before! Before, when they were good parents!"

"Aren't they still the same people that they were before they fell in love?"

I nodded "Then, that means they still care about you. Have you tried telling them how you feel?"

I shook my head. Oba-san sighed "If you tell them, and they're truly good parents, they'll stop their destructive behavior, and help you."

I started sobbing harder. Would they really? Would they take what I had to say seriously?

Flashback'su! (backstage after Concert)

Ky - Coo, is anything wrong?

Coo - (shy) No, nothing.

Rik - You seemed to pushing yourself too hard. (pats Coo on back)

Coo - Oh no...

Ky - Is there anything you want to ask us?

Rik - Tell us?

Coo - ...

Ky - Because even if we don't say it all that often, we are your parents.

Rik - (nods)

Coo - Well...

End Flashback'su!

I sat up. Oba-san seemed relieved.

"Thank you, oba-san." I said, and bowed. I wiped my eyes, took her now empty drink, and threw it in the trash along with mine. I ran back to the bench, and hopped to stop directly in front of her.

"You're right oba-san. I haven't really told them how I feel! Thank you so much!"

"Coo!" a voice from across the park yelled. I turned too look. It was Ky, and he looked red in the face.

"Mom..." I said quietly. Ky ran up to me.

"WHERE THE HELL WERE YOU!!!!" Ky screamed.

Although mom was looking directly at me, I averted my eyes. I couldn't look directly at him.

"I've been here the whole time."

Ky took a deep breath "Well obviously." He paused "Why didn't you return immediately?"

I got angry, to say the least "If you haven't noticed, I've never returned immediately! I always wait at least an hour whenever I walk Piyoko to school!"

"Why do you do that?!"

"Because you and dad have sex all the time!" I screamed. Ky's body sunk.

"You...left us alone because you thought we were having sex?"

"Not just thought! I know!" I shot back

Ky sighed. "I've..." suddenly, Ky wrapped his arms around me. It was the first time he had ever given me a hug.

"I've been such a terrible parent!" Ky cried.

I was in shock. Oba-san was right. I wrapped my arms around Ky as well. He...truly felt like my mom.

"No you haven't! You've always been there for me!"

"I haven't! Not these past weeks!" Ky let go, and I did the same. He pushed me back slightly, and looked down at me.

"If there's anything I swear to you, this is it. I want to do the best for you and Piyocola-sama. I'll dedicate myself from here on to being your surrogate mother."

I shook my head "Not just surrogate..." I blushed, and looked down "You are my mother!"

Mom blushed, and scratched his chin. I laughed, and glomped him.

"I knew you two would be here." I looked up, and suprisingly I saw Rik standing over us.

"Hi dad." I said slowly.

"Coo...you know I love you." he said suddenly. Tears came to my eyes.

"Dad!" I cried, and latched myself on to his legs. When I let go, I looked back to the bench. The oba-san was gone. I grew puzzled, mainly because there was no possible way she could be out of my sight so quickly.

"What wrong?" Mom asked.

"There was an oba-san here...I was talking to her."

"...weren't you worried about getting molested at the MoMusu concert?" Dad asked skeptically.

"Oh! Speaking of the MoMusu concert..." Mom dug through his whit lab coat that we wore out, and found a cell phone. I started dialing.

"Do you know the number for tickets off-by-heart?" dad asked.

Mom just smiled, and focused on the phone.

"Hello...yes, four tickets...MoMusu...the best seats you have..."Mom nodded "Perfect. Efficient as ever" and he hung up the phone and put it away.

"Who'd you phone?" I asked, even thought I had a good idea

"Well, of course, the regular ticketmaster would be sold out, especially in an otaku section of town like Akihabara, so I've ordered the Black geba-geba gang to get us tickets."

"Stealing?" Dad asked.

"..." Mom remained silent. He retrieved his phone, and pressed redial.

"Hi...yes...please don't steal the tickets, bribe them...with money, of course...no, we have to be legal about this...thank you" Mom hung up and smiled.

"Are...the other three ticket for you guys?" I asked, wide-eyed.

Mom and Dad looked at each other and smiled "Of course!" they said in unison.

"We discussed it earlier" Mom said.

"And we figured that you would like the surprise!" Dad finished.

I was so touched. My real mother and father never did anything like this for me, and thinking about it, these guys never had either. I guess sometimes families do things to show one another how much they care. Smiling, I stood between them. I grabbed each of their hands, and we headed towards home.

tsukihime333 turned it out September 17th, 2004 at 10:29 PM!

Note – MoMusu Shortening of Morning Musume. A 15-member (more or less) girl group. These girls do everything from sing, dance, act, host...etc. They often split up into smaller subgroups (ZYX, Romans & Gomattou to name a few), but collectively they are MoMusu. MoMusu is part of the Hello! Project (H!P). The H!P consists of MoMusu and the girls that have 'graduated' from MoMusu. And I think some Kids are in there too. Whenever Coo refers to some TV show, like Hello! Morning, it is just one show H!P hosts. While Hello! Morning actually exists, MoMusu Doki Doki love hour doesn't. I just love the phrase Doki Doki Love.

All in all, MoMusu is VERY interesting (to me), as well as very confusing. It's certainly a good hour's worth of fun to learn all the girls (I still haven't...), and track the subgroups. Another fun thing they do is each year, the whole MoMusu splits into two groups, the Otomegumi (Maiden Troop ,as my poor translation goes) and the Sakuragumi (Cherry Blossom Troop). The two groups then release a single at the same time, and who ever sells more wins. The Sakuragumi usually wins (boo!). I don't know if last year is the first year they did it, I'm pretty sure it is, but they've won the two years I've been paying attention to it. Go Otomegumi! Y'know, I've never gotten around to listening to this year's single...bad me!

Grrr, I used to have this favorite resource, but it closed down! It was called Strawberry or something, and when I first discovered MoMusu, I spent lots of time there, learning all the histories and such. Too bad I missed new T & C Bomber stuff...I 3 T & C