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The Mindless Rantings of… Kreacher
The nasssty half breed is back, with its horrible blood traitor of a godfather. Kreacher must hide the special Black treasures, or else they will try to ruin and contaminate them. Kreacher must not let them at Mistress's precious jewelry. Precioussss…
Oh look, precious. The half breed scum, the disappointment's disappointment, is bringing something with it. The scum's new things look to be two of the people…
Oh, shit, precious. It's Kreacher's biggest mistakes.
Decades ago, Kreacher went to Gringotts with Kreacher's Beautiful Mistress, Kreacher was left alone while Mistress conducted secret business. Kreacher saw a beautiful young goblin and things happened. Kreacher had to boil himself in oil for five minutes for his lack of restraint.
Kreacher had no idea that the people and goblins were compatible…
And Kreacher must ask, precious, what the bloody hell is Dobby doing here? And why is his brother Smeagol with him? The Black relics are mine, precioussss…
