A/N:- Hello again lovely readers! Not had a good day (Don't ask!), so I thought I would at least cheer someone up and post the next chapter! I hope the twins are in character, mischief's not my thing! This one seems very talky to me, but then again most of the twins' plans revolve around them talking to each other (I think...)
Thank you so much to all who reviewed, favorited, alerted and whatever, this story so far! It means so much that it's liked!
Disclaimer:- See chapter 1!
Hikaru and Kaoru were sat on their favourite sofa in the club room quietly discussing their next plan for making their clients swoon. They were just about to try out their plan when Haruhi scurried over and dumped herself on the opposite sofa. Secret, sly smiles spread on both their faces, which they quickly hid when they saw Haruhi looking at them.
"Haruhi, what can we do for you?" Hikaru asked, not even bothering to hide the mischief in his voice.
"I just wanted to ask you two a question." Haruhi replied a bit warily.
"Please, tell us what you want to ask." Kaoru insisted, with less impishness than his brother.
"Yes, please ask us your question." Hikaru said, agreeing with Kaoru but with trouble written all over his tone.
"Uh…sure. Well, what I wanted to ask was where your family originate from?" Haruhi asked with caution.
"Oh, I see. Well, why don't you tell her, Kaoru?" Hikaru asked his brother in the intimate manner they usually reserved for when they were entertaining clients.
"But, Hikaru, are you sure?" Kaoru whimpered in the same timbre.
"Guys, cut it out! You're not with clients!" Haruhi shrieked. Sure, she was used to the twins act, but it was totally different when it was being used on her.
"We're sorry Haruhi." Kaoru apologized. "As for your question, our family are from Victorian era England."
"Should have guessed." Haruhi mumbled.
"What's that?" Hikaru asked.
"Doesn't matter." Haruhi replied quickly.
"Ah, it seems you've been talking to some of the others." Hikaru guessed, catching on to what she'd mumbled. "She's been talking to the others Kaoru, what should we do?" He whispered to Kaoru in the warm tone he was using with his brother before.
"I don't know Hikaru. Maybe we shouldn't tell her after all." Kaoru murmured back at an equally intimate pitch, playing along with his brother.
"Will you two stop?" Haruhi shouted just loudly enough for only the twins to hear.
"It pleases our clients, so why not you?" Hikaru asked, slightly perplexed.
"Because I'm not one of your clients and I think it's inappropriate. I mean, I'm all for brotherly love and stuff, but you two are taking it too far right now." Haruhi huffed, not meaning to sound so harsh, but they were freaking her out.
"Sorry, we'll try to keep a lid on it." Kaoru said apologetically.
"So, you want to know about our family?" Hikaru questioned.
"If that's okay." Haruhi replied carefully.
"Sure. Well, our great-great Grandfather Grell was apparently some kind of hit man and was considered to be something of a death god; apparently he was also half of Jack the Ripper, according to our Grandfather anyway…" Hikaru informed.
"…And our great-great Grandmother Meirin was a maid for an Earl of Phantomhive. According to our Grandfather she was very clumsy at it though, but she made up for that with her extraordinary sniper abilities when her master was under attack." Kaoru piped in.
"They both sound really fascinating. So how did they meet?" Haruhi asked.
"Well, it seems that he was posing as a butler for the earl's Aunt and he sucked at it, so the Aunt sent him to her nephew to learn from his butler who was the best and that was where they met for the first time. So says our Grandfather anyway…" Kaoru told.
"…After that he thought he was in love with the earl's butler and pursued him madly. Of course, he also thought he was a woman, at least that's what our Grandfather told us." Hikaru filled in, seeming to enjoy the part about Grell being a woman.
"Okay…" Haruhi responded, finding the weird turn the story had taken a rather odd one.
"Oh, don't look so shocked. I'll bet there are a few odd stories in your family history that are weird." Hikaru retorted.
"Sorry, the story's just different from what I expected." Haruhi apologized. "So, what happened next?"
"Okay, at that time the earl had to get married to his long-term fiancée, meaning all of his servant's contracts were finished. The earl's butler had decided to go with him, but the others decided to go their separate ways…" Kaoru said knowledgably.
"…Surprisingly our great-great Grandfather didn't go after the person he thought he would and instead of chasing after the butler he went after our great-great Grandmother instead." Hikaru continued.
"Aw, that's so nice." Haruhi declared.
"They decided to make a fresh start in this country and a few months after moving here they were married…" Hikaru revealed.
"…And a year after that they were blessed with twins." Kaoru stated.
"Of course, no twin could rival you, Kaoru." Hikaru crooned at his brother.
"But, Hikaru, it is you no twin could rival." Kaoru whined in the same tone as his brother.
"Oh, for goodness sake! Not again!" Haruhi cried. "I'm off!"
Haruhi quickly got up and practically ran towards the one remaining member of the club, Tamaki. Although she regretted it almost immediately as 'Daddy' was a bit too pleased to see her. The twins however, they were laughing their heads off after their secret plan to get rid of Haruhi turned out to be a success. Now they could finally work on their new plan to make their clients swoon in peace.
A/N:- All done for this week! If anyone comments on things that didn't happen in the anime/manga I warned you last chapter about it, can't say I didn't!
Anyways, moving on. So, next chapter is Tamaki, the guy that started this for me. Any guesses as to who he's related to, and reviews are appreciated! See ya next time!
