The whole school awaken with a scream, "Ahhh!" Those who were awake to begin with, blinked and looked to the source where the scream came from. Some snickered when they saw something dangling from the top of the school tower; someone's panty.

Louise, however, was not amused. She looked annoyed, and down right pissed. "Naruto!" The blond man in question grinned at the prank he just did on hismistress. He whistled innocently when Louise came storming through her dorm. "How-how dare you! You-you filthy perverted dog!" Despite the danger in front of him; Naruto chuckled, "I'm not a perverteddog. More like a perverted, "he leaned closer to her, making her blush, "fox," he whispered in her ear. She shuddered at his warm breathe when it went up her earlobe. She blinked a few seconds later and her face flushed with anger, "Die!" She grabbed her wand from out of no where and pointed it at the blonde man.

A few dorms exploded as a result.


Naruto's Point of View


You know when you're in danger. For example; when you place a female's panty in a pole, or somewhere remotely high for all can see, you'd get caught by what is known as; female retribution, that is if you get caught by said person you'd inflict it on. Sounds weird, I know, but it does exist. And that is the kind of position I'm in. "Die!" Shit. Maybe I shouldn't have antagonize her. But judging from her expression; it was worth it.

I crawl out from the rubble and sweat drop when I see Louise posing as if she just killed the world's greatest villain. I turn around towards the door and silently crawl towards it. But sadly; something grabbed the back of my coat, "and where do you think you're going?" I nervously glance at mymistress and thought to myself. King or no king, this bitch is scary, "y-yes?" I gulped when I looked into her eyes. Sadistic bitch.

"Come. Help me dress for the day." I tilted my head, "you've got to be kidding me? Dress yourself!" She gave me an arrogant look, "you're my familiar thus you have to do as I say. Now, grab my panties from that tower and BRING IT BACK!" I gave her a deadpanned look.


Fuck! This is the most boring place I have ever been! Just sitting here in this class really grinds my gears. But, I guess for my plan to succeed, I need to tolerate this a little bit more. Or not. I could just do this the easy way, but where's the fun in that. This can help my tactical ability. Every great king needs to have one, right?

I tilted my head to my right to see that red – head, what's her face, smiling and winking at my direction. I gave her a blank stare before looking at the rest of the class, who, by the way, are also looking at me, but a little more discrete. What am I?

"What are you guys looking at?" I asked out loud. Some shook at my voice and the rest just turned back to face the teacher, Mr. Bald guy.

"Hey," Louise said as she pulled at my coat. "Don't be rude. King or not, you need to be respectful towards us. And stop bringing so much god – damn attention to us."

Weird. She didn't sound arrogant, or self – centered.

"It's not my fault that I'm h – o – t." I replied, stretching the word hot as far as I could. She huffed before turning to look back at the teacher.

Very weird. Usually she reply with her own "self – centered" remark. But for her to be quit; something must be wrong. So, somebody has to do something.


General Point of View


The red – head Kirche walked up to the Louise and slapped her I her back, a lecherous grin on her face, "So, what's wrong Louise?"

Louise's eyebrow rose, since when did she care? "What do you want?"

Kirche laughed, almost as she was taunting the short – flat – chested, pink – haired teen, "My dear Louise, what ever gave you the impression that I wanted something?"

" So you, don't want something?"

Kirche placed her hand in her mouth, "oh, I never said that."

"But you-."

"Listen, uh, can I borrow your familiar?"

Louise didn't know what to think, but to her it must be something perverted. She shook her head, "No." She said flatly.

Kirche pouted, her chest bouncing with each fake defeated expression she made, "Come on. Don't be like that. I'm just trying to relieve some tension for you. After all, judging by your expression, he must be a bad familiar to have you like this."

"It's not that he's bad, it's just that he's annoying." Lousie replied, just remembering early today. When she came out of her dorm, the insults already piled up with the usual Zero nickname. Now they call her, "Zero no Panties." Damn her familiar.


Waking to her dorm, Louise placed the wand at her right side. She was absolutely ready to blast her damned familiar to hell Right where he belongs. Ever since he became her familiar; her life has been nothing but trouble, and it's only been one day! Just imagining have him as a familiar until she dies sends chills down her spine.

Lost in her own thoughts, she bumped into her familiar, Naruto.

"Oh, sorry mistress." He sounded smug, enjoying her flushed face.

"Na – ru – to." She angrily said.

"Yes?" He asked amused.

She calmed down all of sudden. Her eyes looked as though they were in turmoil. She looked down, and replied, "nothing."

Naruto looked at her, remembering the events that took place. Maybe she is troubled. He sighed as a result, "Louise, " he called out. Her attention turned towards him because of how sincere he sounded. "Are you okay today?"

A little bit of happiness crept up inside of her. Maybe, just maybe he does care.

"No, nothing's wrong." She replied, but honestly; everything is wrong. But with this; she hopes that he well ask her again.

"OK then." He replied cheerfully. Naruto sat down on the bed, the laid there, and fell a sleep.

Louise blinked, then shook, "That's it!" Her voice shook the dorms as well as the castle itself. The sheer anger shook the residents to their very core. Meanwhile, Naruto stayed a sleep.

"You... you," she took out her wand. "Bastard!" with a flick of her wand the dorm blew up, rocking the castle once more.

In her mind, Louise already decided, he's going with Kirche.