America and Belarus are at the carnival. Belarus sees a cute pink bear.
"America! I want it! NOW!"
"Belarus, we're going to spend a fortune TRYING to get it. Let's go."
"I WANT IT AND I WANT IT NOW!"
"Ok. Ok. Ok. Ok. Ok."
America walks up to the stall and pulls out five dollars out of his wallet. "I'd like to try and win this stuffed bear please."
The man hands him three baseballs. America throws and misses. He throws again, and misses. He throws again, and misses. "Sorry, Belarus."
Belarus punches America. Then she grabs a baseball and chucks it at the man.
"GIVE ME THE BEAR!"
"OK! I WILL! JUST DON'T HURT MEHEHEHE!"
By the end of the day, Belarus has like fifthty bears that America has to carry back to the car. Then they go back to the carnival.
"So Belarus, wanna' play Scooby-doo?"
"Scooby-doo is gay."
"Fine then. Wanna' play CSI?"
"OOH! I love CSI!"
"Ok. Let's start by investigating that port-a-potty."
"Ok."
They both go inside the port-a-potty.
"It's getting hot in here. Let's take our clothes off."
"Ok."
They do so.
"Oh no. You look like your about to pass out! I'll perform C.P.R.!"
America and Belarus make out.
"It's getting cold. Maybe, if we have sex, the motion will keep us warm."
"Let's do it."
America and Belarus have sex.
5 hours later...
"It's getting late. Maybe we should go home."
America starts putting his clothes on.
"America! Don't! The clothes will make us too hot on the way back. But if we have sex on the way back, the motion we'll keep our bodies at a perfect temperature."
"...Um... You do realize that I made all that up right? We can't go naked in public, it's illegal."
"TAKE THEM OFF!"
"OH GOD! DON'T HURT ME!"
France, Germany, and Japan are all walking home from the carnival. France seems to notice something.
"Hey. What's that? Is that- America and- Belarus- Doing it?"
Germany looks away. Japan looks away. France pulls out his cellphone. America notices.
"France! If you take one picture, I'm gonna' kill you!"
Later...
America finishes shoving all the stuffed animals into the car. Belarus and America get in the car. "Hey America?"
"Whatever it is, no."
"We should have sex on the way home while driving!"
"That's even worse than driving while drunk!"
"Please? Come on."
"Do I really have to? I'm kind of getting tired and I might get a rash."
"DO IT, OR I SHALL STICK YOU IN THE IRON-MAIDEN!"
"Fine..."
Later...
America and Belarus arrive at Russia's house. In Soviet Russia, House arrive at you! (You got to think on this one. Seriously. Do it right now. DO IT OR I SHALL STICK YOU IN THE IRON-MAIDEN!).
America and Belarus walk up to the front steps. Belarus and America opened the door to find Latvia, Estonia, Lithuania all naked, chained to the wall and Russia was naked also.
"Woah."
America took a picture with his cell-phone. Then he called Britain. Belarus pulled out a sword. Everyone but America who was on the phone's mouth dropped.
"Where'd you get the sword?"
"Um... in... my... arsenal... of... weapons?"
"OH SHUT UP! Your the one about to die anyways!"
"Belarus, It's not what you think! I can explain!"
"Explain it then!"
"Uh... D***! I can't think of an excuse! But atleast I can still escape! Form of a pterodactyl!"
"Dang it! It's not working!"
The rest of this chapter was covered in Chapter 2.
End of Chapter.
