Chapter three: Nevel, Don't Talk About Seddie Like That

"Love is just a word until someone comes along and gives it meaning."

~anon

Sam and Freddie were sitting on the Shay couch watching the news because Spencer demanded they all watch that. It's good for you apparently. Spencer was sitting at the computer with his back turned to the television. He was probably just listening to the news, even though he told them to put it on.

Carly was in the kitchen making her special lemonade with a random smile on her pale face.

"Tomorrow there will be a seventy perecent change of precipitation," the television spoke.

Sam rolled her eyes. "Wow, it's most likey going to rain tomorrow. As if I didn't already know that. It rains like every day in Seattle."

"Sam, stop whining," Freddie said, grabbing her hand in hopes to make her less irritable.

Sam looked at him with amusement. "Do you really think that's possible?"

He stayed quiet for a moment, then replied, "No."

Then Spencer's voice filled the apartment as he shouted quite loudly. "Hey, hey, guys! Guys, look! Look at this!"

Sam and Freddie strolled over and Carly joined them with her lemonade in hand.

"What?" Carly asked, taking a sip of her lemonade.

"There's a post on Nevelocity about Sam and Freddie," Spencer declared.

"What?" Sam practically screamed. She pushed Spencer off of the stool and sat down.

"Well that didn't feel too good," Spencer stated while in pain. He got up and ran to his room.

She quickly read the article, as did Freddie and Carly. Sam's jaw was dropped when she had finished reading it. "I can't belive Nevel called us a stupid couple. I'm going to kill that kid."

Sam hopped of off the chair and turned around, heading for the door. Freddie put his arms around Sam from behind so she couldn't move. Carly ran to the door and stood in front of it.

"Sam, I know you're upset, but killing people is wrong," She explained.

"I don't care if it's wrong. He can't say things like that about us. He's not getting away with this. He called iCarly a pointless web show because all of the Seddie and Creddie fighting is over. No one watched iCarly just for that. Let me kill him," Sam replied in frustration.

"No, Sam. We're not gonna let you kill anyone."

Sam rolled her eyes and tried to squirm out of Freddie's grasp. "Freddie, let go of me," Sam muttered while trying to get away.

"Sam," Freddie began saying, "You need to calm down about this. There will be people out there who don't like us as a couple. That's their opinion."

Sam groaned and accepted the fact that she wasn't going to be able to get out from Freddie's tight grasp. He just had to start getting muscles, didn't he?

"Can we at least talk to Nevel or do something civilized?" Sam suggested.

Freddie smiled and let go of Sam. "Yes, we can talk to him."

Carly walked over with a grin. "I'm sure he'll apologize if we just-" She stopped talking when Sam bolted out of the apartment. Carly sighed, "She's going to beat up Nevel."

Freddie crossed his arms and smirked. "Yep."

...

Freddie and Carly were in the studio laughing at a video they were watching online when Sam barged in.

"Hey people," she greeted.

Carly immeditaly faced her. "Sam, it's been hours. What did you do to Nevel?"

Sam shrugged with a smile. "I don't know. Check out Nevelocity."

Freddie typed in the URL and Nevel's annoying website popped up.

"What are we looking at?" Freddie asked.

"Just read the newest post," Sam insisted.

Carly and Freddie read it and once they were done, they looked at Sam with complete shock. Sam just simply stood there with a smile.

"I can't believe he apologized," Carly said.

Freddie had a sudden grin on his face as he spoke. "I can't believe he's a Seddie shipper."

Sam let out a small laugh and shared a quick hug with Freddie. When she pulled away, she added, "And it only took giving Nevel a wedgie and a black eye for him to admit it."

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