A/N: hey peoples! Willowwind Adurois, you can use some of my kitchen utensils if you run out of ideas. That's OK with me! Anyways, here's the next chappie! ENJOY!

Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh, so stop asking if you can buy it from me. This story was inspired by Willowwind Adurois's: The Secret Journal of Bakura the Great.

CH3

I have to go and work on my "responsibilities" before I get sent to my soul room. But Ryou said I could hang in my room for a few minutes before I start. I still have no idea who I'm going to use as a partner…maybe I'll kidnap Joey and train him…no, then Yugi will come and go all "Heart of the Cards" on me. I don't want to listen to all that crap. Maybe I'll think of someone while I'm working on my chores. It's not Saturday yet, but Ryou said if I finish early, he'll let me out of t he house. I'd better get started before Ryou changes his mind…

I put my journal away and walked down the stairs. The very stairs I'd have to clean, then vacuum. Then I'd have to clean and vacuum the rest of the house. Yuck.

"Ryou, I'm ready to start my chores. Now, how do you use this thingamajig?" I asked. If there was one thing I didn't know about cleaning, it was how to turn on the weird devices. When I finally found the "on" switch, I pressed it, and the thing came to life!

"GAAAAAAHHHH! RYOU HELP ME!" I screamed. The thing chased after me, so I ran around in circles. Naturally, I ran right into Ryou's antique vase, and it crashed to the floor. "Erm…" I said, "It wasn't me."

"What did you break? GAH! MY VASE! Oh well. Where's the vacuum?" Ryou said. Boy did I get off easy.

"Erm…oh, you know…around…" I said back. I think that made Ryou mad, because when he heard a crash from upstairs, he looked at me with a look that could have killed me. But, luckily for me, I'm already dead! MUHAHAHA! I'm a spirit! I win! "OW!" but it still hurts when I get hit in the head with a cheese grater.

"Go to your room, now!" Ryou said in a voice that was…calm…to calm… "GET TO YOU'RE ROOM DAMNIT!" Ryou screamed.

"GAAAAHHHHHH! OK I'M GOING!" I yelled. Then I took off towards the stairs and scrambled up them. I dug my journal out from under my pillow and started to write.

This is so unfair! Ryou yelled at me because I broke a vase. But I only broke it because the vacuum was chasing me! I swear, it's cursed! Hmmm…that's another thing that's going on my list of changes for when I am supreme ruler.

12. All vacuums will be blown up or burned.

Uh, oh…Ryou's coming. I'll write later.

LATER

Ryou asked me if I knew why he sent me to my room. 'Well duh!' I thought. But I didn't say that, because Ryou looked like he was already trying not to yell at me. So I said "Yes Ryou" then he asked me why! I said, "Because I broke your vase…"

Ryou sighed. "Yes. And I don't want you to come out of your room until you've completely understood why I'm totally angry with you. You can come out if you need to go to the bathroom, or if Marik comes into your room. W all know how dangerous you guys can be if you're together in a room. Planning to destroy the world…" he said.

Well, that's pretty good. At least I'm not stuck in my soul room…it stinks on there. It's so boring! Maybe I'll watch Inuyasha or something…I have a whole bunch of episodes from last month…

"BATHROOM!" I yelled. Oh well. That's what I get for eating that green stuff Ryou made for lunch. I think it's called spinach. I thought for a minute and realized that I wasn't in the bathroom, so I rushed out the door.

"Ahhhhhh…sweet relief…" I sighed as I sat down. But right at that moment, Ryou knocked on the door. "Bakura? Are you in there?" he asked.

"Yes Ryou! I'll be out in a minute!" I said back. When I'm in the bathroom for to long, Ryou yells at me. I flushed, washed my hands, and walked out of the door.

"BAKURA! YOU BROKE MY TV WITH THE VACUUM!" Ryou screamed. Oh, no…time to start running.

"GAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! RYOU STOP THAT!" I yelled as he hit me multiple times on the head with one of these pizza-cutting things. Well…life can't be perfect, can it?

A/N: What do you think? Here are the replies to the people who reviewed:

Sami: LOL. I had to do it. I love the whole journal thing with Bakura! Thankies!

Willowwind Adurois: Fine by me! Thankies! I'm running out of ideas for kitchen utensils too…

Nightmare Terror: LOL. I had to make 'Kura afraid of Ryou…it's so funny in other fics I've read. I love it! Thankies!

Ok, so the next chapter will be out soon. Sorry it took so long to update! I'll try to go faster on the next one!