A/N: Okay! 3rd chapter!

I added the yaoi warning. I'm sure that people don't always read the A/N at the beginning so I put it in bold right down there VVVVVVVVVVV

ONTO THE STORY! *does strange pose*

Naruto: Am I allowed to kill something in this one?

Me: No not yet. But you will eventually.

Kyuubi: Can I-

Both: NO!

WARNINGS: blood, violence, yaoi, shonen-ai! Which is BOYXBOY!

Naruto was now sitting in his one bedroom apartment. He looked as though he was in a deep meditative state but in reality....

He was yelling his lungs out at Kyuubi.

"What do you mean I have to take a mate?!" He yelled, his voice echoing in Kyuubi's cage.

"I meant exactly that!" Kyuubi growled back. Hey, just because he was stuck with Naruto's emotions doesn't mean he's happy-go-lucky all the time. He can argue, too! "You have to take a mate or all of my other emotions are going to force you to do something that you probably don't want to do yet!"

Naruto glared at the giant fox demon.

Kyuubi glared at the boy keeping him holed up in his body.

A random squirrel inside Naruto's mind stared at both of them.

An owl then picked up the squirrel and took it home to it's nest for it's young.

Kyuubi and Naruto kept up their glaring match before Kyuubi couldn't take it anymore and burst out laughing at the squirrel.

"Okay...so let me get this straight. I have to take a mate...and the person has to be to your liking." Naruto asked calmly once Kyuubi was done with his laughing fit.

"Yep! But, I'm male at the moment, so you don't have to find a female mate." Kyuubi said and Naruto relaxed.

"Thank Kami!" The blond said with a relieved sigh, "Now the only thing I have to do is leave Konoha, find a mate and then come back."

"Why can't you just find a mate here?" Kyuubi asked his head to the side and ears perked up.

"Because I don't like any of them like that. Not even Sasuke." Naruto said.

"Nm...Kit there's someone knocking on your door."

"Okay...see you in a few Kyuubi." Naruto said just before disappearing in a little puff of smoke.

"Naruto! Open the damn door!" Sakura yelled while pounding her fist against it.

"Shut up and stop denting my door and I will!" Naruto yelled from inside.

Sakura stopped trying to bash the door in and Naruto opened the door.

"Do you need something? Or can I go back to meditating?" The blond said with a glare at Sakura.

Sakura sighed. "We've decided to let Orochimaru's jutsu to put itself out. So, we're going to keep an eye on how you react to certain things. For example, if I asked you if you wanted to go on a date with me what would you say?" she asked.

"I'd tell you to go burn in hell and that I hope the demons have a good midnight snack." Naruto deadpanned.

Sakura sweat dropped. "O...Kay then...Now what would you do if the Akatsuki were in front of you and were going to capture you?"

"Kill them. Unless they were-" he was suddenly cut off as an ANBU appeared behind Sakura.

"Hokage-Sama would like to see you, Uzumaki Naruto." the neko-masked person said.

"And what does the old hag want with me now?" the blond raised an eyebrow and tilted his head to the side.

"She didn't specify as to what she wanted. Just that you are to be in her office in five minutes." the ANBU continued.

Naruto sighed before starting to walk towards the tower. After a few steps he disappeared in a small burst of slightly purple colored smoke.

In Tsunade's office was where Naruto appeared.

"What is it, baa-chan?" the fox jailer asked nonchalantly.

"Well,...according to Sakura, you've had an increased amount of blood lust, anger and hate running through your system. Most of that being directed at her." Tsunade said.

"I don't know what you're talking about." the younger man said when Sakura walked into the room after knocking.

Upon her entrance, the room suddenly got colder by about fifteen degrees as Naruto sensed her presence.

"That," Tsunade said as she rubbed her arms to rid them of the sudden cold. "Is precisely what I'm talking about."

Naruto just looked at the elder blond. "Okay, so maybe I have a little problem. It's not like I've tried to kill her...yet." He added the 'yet' after a moments pause.

Upon hearing his after comment, Sakura visibly paled and Tsunade rubbed her temples.

"Look. You need to learn to control your emotions and...urges." Tsunade said to the boy. "So. As of now, you have a mission to control yourself. You will also have someone accompany you on this mission." A knock sounded on the door causing Tsunade to smirk, "That's probably her right now."

A certain person then decided to walk in.

Naruto's eyes widened. "Mitarashi, Anko? The snake proctor for the second chuunin exam?" Naruto asked Tsunade.

"Well, looks like I'm going to help you rein in your emotions, gaki." Anko said with an evil smile.

Naruto turned from Tsunade, to Anko and back to Tsunade.

Suddenly, his hands slammed down on the desk and was smirking at Tsunade.

"I like the way you think. But I don't think she can handle me."

Tsunade swore those eyes in front of her flashed red before turning back into the deep ocean blue.

"Oh believe me, gaki. I could have you on the ground screeching in pain in ten minutes flat." the Dango lover said.

"Is that a bet?" Naruto asked turning to face her. Sakura noted the gleam in his eyes of triumph and something else.

Now, unlike Tsunade, Naruto had this insane amount of luck with gambling. You name it, he could beat your ass into the ground at it.

And Anko was about to find that out.

Meanwhile, in a town not all that far away from Naruto's our favorite weasel was sitting in a tea shop with our probably not so favorite shark.

"So Itachi, when are we going to get ourselves out of this town? Leader-sama's starting to get pissed." Kisame asked.

"Just wait, Kisame. Just wait." Itachi said and took a bite out of his strawberry dessert pocky.

END! What'd you guys think? Just into the end, Itachi appears! And how is our Naruto going to beat Anko at her own game? It may involve a Cd player, a Cd by a certain band, rope, earmuffs and a chair of doom! Well, maybe just a chair....

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