Chapter 3

Undead Lovers

As Mordecai descended to the grounds, he looked around and saw that he was in a big field, but at the very far right to the field, he saw a place that looked hell like, and dark. On the left very far side to him he saw a place he knew that was heaven. While he looked he saw a figure that looked very familiar to him. "Mordecai?" asked the figure in a voice he knew well. It was Margret. "Margret! It's me!" He yelled back. They ran to each other and hugged, he was filled with joy to see her. "What is this place?" she asked. He replied, "This is limbo, you see, on some level I'm dead. And you are visiting in your dreams." She could understand this, because she had heard and seen Mordecai doing stranger thing, like that time he drove her to the airport and that gang that hated cell phones tried to kill them. "How did you die?" she asked, and looked at his left hand. "Does it have something to do with a cult or something?" she asked as she pointed to his left hand with a red six pointed star. "It's a very long story." He replied.

About an hour had gone and Mordecai and Margret had talked about what they had done as of late, about Shioni and Skips; also they had a glass of wine, which they had never tried before. It tasted too sweet for Margret and Mordecai couldn't taste it because he was an odd type of ghost that could not have either consumables from heaven or hell. They also danced, laughed, sung terrible pop songs (just not 'summer time loving, loving in the summer (time)') and had a great time. While looking in the clouds, Mordecai and Margret saw something that they knew that would end there date. A giant flaming red and blue aircraft from hell came down.

As it landed a man and ten other taller men walked over to the two and yelled "GET THAT F***ING BITCH!" He sounded angelic and a bit like a country singer. Then men ran to Margret to take her but Mordecai jumped in the way "WHO ARE YOU!?" demanded Mordecai. "IT'S ANGEL ONE OF MY EX-BOYFRIENDS!" "Piss off Mordecai, you F***ING FAKER!" Angel screamed at the top of his angelic lungs. In the back of Modecai's brain he heard Shioni's voice. "Put your blessed hand, your left hand dipped in holy water over your hand and throw it down! You will have a heavenly transformation!" the voice of Shioni said. He did so and heard a song play as he grew wings and a bright-blue gun appeared in his left hand. He also said "For souls that have gone bad, for those of you that are evil minded. REPENT MOTHERF***ERS!" after he transformed he had seen his wing and the bright-blue gun, and he knew what to do. He shot at the tall men trying to take Margret. He landed 5 headshot, got 2 guys in their hearts, and the other 3 in there, um… private area.

"Let her go. Or I WILL end you with a double tap to the head." Angel replied "OK, Try to kill me." Mordecai aimed at his head and shot a double tap. It went right through his head, without harming him in any way. "HA! YOUR BULLETS CAN"T HURT ME!" yelled Angel "well it was fun talking and all, but, I have to take Margret back to Hell, you know, to be my bride and all." "WHAT THE HELL, ANGEL!" roared Margret and Mordecai. Angel ran off with Margret in to his giant flaming red and blue aircraft and Margret screamed "SAVE ME MORDECAI!" Mordecai then knew he had to save her, even if that meant he had to die trying.