To all the flamerz I got a good review (I find that unlikely) so there, pepole like my story an yur just trolls.

The pepole tryin to give consertive criticism tell me what you don't like or yur as bad as the REAL TROLLS! (So, I'm a troll if I don't tell you what I don't like? Excellent.)

Chapter 3 MEETIN WITH CHELL

The asterood was headin right for us an hit us an it hurt my every place. (You know, you'd think that being hit by a asteroid would do more than just hurt.) Wheetly got alls broken but robot Glados (What do you mean by robot GLaDOS. She was already a robot. Although, she was disguising as Chell, was she an android?) was not close an pushed way into space. "I hope yur bloody powers can help us sodding land!" (So, about those apology letters. Is there a collective address that I can send them to?) Wheetly yelled becos he was scared.

I tried hard an a magic shield came around me an Wheetly so as we started fallin to Earth no thing bad happened. (That's not true. Something bad did happed. This crap.) As well falled fast towards Earth I saw Portal Labs (Aperture. Is that so hard to spell? It has fewer letters.) comin up front so I braced myself round Wheetly. (Why did you need to do that. I thought you had that "Magic Shield") We landed with a huge crush to were Atlas an P-BODY (She...She spelled it right.) (Thanks CONSTRACTIVE CRITISIM GUYS AN NOT TROLLS) were smokin more drugs. The looks on there feces (Ok. What is her poop fetish?) were classic when ethey saw me back with Wheetly. "What are you doin here this is are turf!" Altas yelled loud at me an punch but my shield broked his hand. "Imposable!" Then I kicked him back an looked to P-Body (She spelled it right again.) an glared at him so he pooped robot stuff an ran away.

Suddenly without warnin a girl jumped from the whole in the seelin I made when I landed. She was wearin a jumpsuit like me an she looked like me but a little less pretty an hot. (Prettier than a main character? Check) I new immediately it was Chell. Chelllooked at me an smiled an started to dance crazy.

"SHAKE IT BAKE IT BOOTY QUAKE IT ROLL IT A ROUND!" Chell sung as her danced an shake butt. Wheetly got sad lookin an told me "I forgot to mention she got brane damage (Wow that's not offensive at all. No but seriously looks like I have more apology notes to make.) an cant solve tests no more that's why Glaods let her go befour." (No, GLaDOS let her out because she was too hard to kill. Also, Caroline made her.) I cried some tears at my retorded sister shakin her butt all crazy an stuff like on the Sym-Bionical Titan show.

I got out a magum pistol an went up to Chell head to shoot an pet her out of her MISERY (which is also a movie). (I don't care: I hate this I don't care) The gun went off like boom boom boom an Chell falled down with blood from her headhole. "Im sorry my sister." Wheetly was cryin an I started cryin to becos it was a really sad day. (You're in Aperture-freaking-Science. Isn't there like medical rooms somewhere were you could help her. For that matter, she was just "Booty Quaking" she wasn't hurting anyone. Why was killing her your only option .)

After all the tears came out I got up an went to find Glados for revenge. (Revenge? For what? YOU killed Chell it wasn't GLaDOS's fault.) Wheelty couldn't walk so I put him in my jumpsuit an he got real happy (Ok, math time. I roughly estimate that Wheatley is maybe a little bit smaller than a companion cube. There is no way she could fit) "Marrissa yur chests is so big an squishy!" (Ok, I am a girl. I can tell you, unless your boobs are the TARDIS there is no way Wheatley could fit there with you being able to move.) He happied so I got happy (I'm not happy.) too an we went for Glados.

Glados was listinin to her dumb goth emo music (Ok I listen to Chameleon Circuit and Owl City. However, I don't think it's ok to insult others music taste.) when she saw me an Wheetly come in. "WHAT DO YOU WANT YUO ALREADY STOPED ME FROM SEWISIDING AN STOPED MY REVANGE?"

"You put Wheetly in space (That was Chell) an made Chell booty quake (No, that was brain damage due to either over a long period in suspension or over exposure to this fic) an tried to kill me to so I will kill you."

My body started glowin electric an I used my special new fight ability MEGA PAWNCH (Marrissa used MEGA PAWNCH. It's super effective.) to punch Glados head off an she died for real this time. (So, do we wait 2 or 3 chapters for her to come back.) Wheetly turned off all the dumb goth emo music with science powers (BY THE POWER OF SCIENCE! My Chemical Romance desist!) an we were happy. Then I remembered somethig I needed to tell to Wheetly.

"Wheetly you need to no that Im….. pragenant!" Wheetly looked at me with shock (Probably because he knows that it is physically impossible for a human and a robot to reproduce. Mainly because Wheatley doesn't have a penis...or sperm.) an aww. "Marrissa this is good news we can have robot ball/humon baby an live happily ever after for ever now!" (So, is it over?)

I was sooooo happy I hugged Wheetly an we almost made a twin baby right then an there (You slept though biology class didn't you, or did you just take Sex Ed. in Texas.) when Atlas an P-Body show up.

"Hey b**** were back!" Atlas yelled an took out a guns. [-Body took one of the gun an aim it at me too. I powered up my sheld but something strange happened an I fell over an started brething hard. "Whats wrong with me?" (And then she died and the story was over.)

Wheelty got scarred lookin while Atlas an P-Body lolled an got ready to shoot us up. Things was going down bad when some one raised up from behind the two robojerks an hitted them on heads with frying pan! (Ok, that was awesome.) It was… CHELL!

"Chell you saved us!" I congradulated her. "Marrissa you made me Left 4 Dead (AN: LOL) you b**** so now get ready to die!" Lookin closer I saw Chell was right, she was a zombee now! Wheetly made some growls to stop her but Chell didn't care an tried to bite me but accidentally bit Atlas instead so he became a robot zomboy! (Robot Zombies...is that a thing, because is it's not, it should be.)

TO BE CONTINUED?

IM RUNNING OUT OF IDEAS FOR WHAT MARRISSA CAN DO IN PORTAL LABS I THINK NECKS CHAPTER SHELL GO TO OTHER VALVE GAMES (No! Leave them out of it.) MAYBE IF YOU WANT? (I don't want.)