I do not own Naruto.
"Talking"
Thinking
Fox Talking
Fox Thinking
"Naruto we need to get Hinata back to the Hyuga house," Neji said. "She is currently supposed to be in the bath so she will not be missed for a little bit, but we must hurry."
"How do you suppose we get her back," Naruto retorted.
"Kurenai," Lee offered. "She would take her back and she wouldn't let herself be caught."
"We need to get her here quick," Naruto said. "One of us needs to fetch her." At this both Lee and Neji looked at him.
"What?"
"Naruto, you can summon her here," Lee pointed out.
"Oh. I can."
Idiot Neji thought.
"Well here goes nothing. Summoning Jutsu!" Naruto yelled throwing his palm on the ground. A cloud of smoke appeared and when it cleared Kurenai was standing there.
"Where am I," she asked looking around. "Neji, Lee, and Naruto what are you doing here." She then spotted Hinata on the ground. "HINATA, what happened to here?" she asked rushing to Hinata.
"She's okay Kurenai-sensei." Neji said. "She just fainted."
"Then how did she get out here in a towel."
"It's Naruto's fault. I'll explain later. Right now we need you to get her home before anyone finds out she is missing."
Kurenai nodded to this and then turns to Naruto. "I don't know what you did but the hokage will here of this." She disappears in a flash.
I'm going to die
Later that day at the hokage's office…………….
"NARUTO," Tsunade yelled at Naruto. "I told you yesterday what would happen if you told anyone about that scroll."
"Please don't kill me," Naruto whined. "It was the stupid foxes fault."
"I don't care whose fault it was. Now that people know of the scroll we have to seal it away. Come here."
Naruto didn't really want to go near someone whose punches could flatten mountains but it was better not to anger an already angered hokage. He walked forward till he was right next to the hokage. Tsunade in one fluid movement grabbed the seal from Naruto made a few quick hand signs and pressed the scroll onto Naruto's arm. There was a flash of light and the scroll disappeared.
"OW. What did you do?" Naruto yelled at Tsunade as a searing pain went across his arm.
"Look at your left shoulder." Naruto looked at his left shoulder and saw a small seal. "This is where we are hiding the scroll until we can find out how to destroy it. The fox's chakra is infused into it and it's extremely strong."
"Why do we need to hide it?"
"Because of certain people."
"Kakashi?" This comment earned Naruto a smack through the wall of the hokage's office.
At Konoha ramen shop……………..
"Hey old man another ramen." Naruto yelled while gulping down his 4th bowl of ramen.
"Coming right up Naruto."
"Greeting Naruto, It has been awhile," said a voice from behind Naruto. Naruto turned around on the spot.
"Her Ero-sensei"
A vein in Jiraiya's head twitched but he controlled it. "You know I don't like you calling me that," he said pulling up a seat next to Naruto. I must get that scroll.
"So, what's up sensei? You here to train me?"
"Maybe tomorrow. I just stopped by to say hi to my favorite student. How about I buy you a couple more bowls of ramen."
"You're the best sensei," Naruto yelled happily.
One hour and many bowls of ramen later……………….
Naruto and Jiraiya were walking down the streets of Konoha talking.
"So Naruto, I heard an interesting story from Tsunade," Jiraiya lied.
"What was that?"
"It involved a summoning scroll."
"Yea something liked that happen," Naruto replied. Something is wrong here but I don't know what.
"How about letting me sign it. As a favor to you sensei who has trained you so well."
"I can't Tsunade would kill me. Besides it is sealed away."
"I can remove that seal. I need to be able to summon females….women….umm," Jiraiya could not contain his excitement and stumbled.
"You pervert, you just want it to be a bigger pervert." Naruto said backing away.
"Naruto, you will give me that scroll or else."
"Never! Sexy Jutsu!" A blond female with clouds covering certain sections stood before Jiraiya.
Jiraiya swooned but stayed up. "Not this time kid, the scroll is more important." Jiraiya move toward Naruto. He had to fight not to fall to a nosebleed but the thought of the scroll kept him on his feet.
Crap. "Shadow clone Jutsu," Naruto yelled separating into 5 different clones. They each ran off into a separate direction of Konoha.
"Brat I will get that scroll."
The chase went on for over an hour. Jiraiya had to chase each clone. He beat one trying to hide in a women's bathroom, one under an old building, one hiding in the back of the ramen shop, and one in the hot spring area. He finally cornered the real Naruto.
"Give it up kid, the scroll will be mine."
"Never!" I only have one chance or he will get the scroll. "Summoning Jutsu." Naruto hit the ground with his hand.
"What are you trying to pull you bra……." Oh shit.
In front of Naruto the smoke cleared and there stood the one person who Jiraiya feared more then anything else. Tsunade.
"Granny, help, Ero-sensei is trying to get the scroll."
"He is, is he? Naruto it was good of you to summon me here. Jiraiya its time for you to learn your lesson." Tsunade said smiling diabolically and cracking her knuckles.
Jiraiya blood ran cold. "Tsunade lets not get violent, I just wanted the scroll for my research…….."
A cry then echoed through Konoha. Many people looked around for the source of the girl screaming. The cry was so loud it still echoes in the empty alleys of Konoha. Noone is sure what happen there, all they know for sure is that Jiraiya was never the same again and the only words they could get out of him were………….."My…gasp...… balls"
I like to thank Kaiya Reimiya who gave me a ton of ideas. I may slow down with the chapters because of school but I will try to continue adding chapters. Thanks to everyone who left a review. If you want a specific kunoichi to be in a chapter leave a review.
