Chapter Three
This chapter was written by AngelsInstead and Ana.
"Well, I did put a few of my little swimmers on ice," Ross admitted. "Before I got my vasectomy... just in case Rachel ever changed her mind... and wanted another baby."
"Ohhh my gosh, it must be you then!" Phoebe said as she touched her tummy. "You got me pregnant! Not Joey."
"What? I was supposed to be the daddy,' Joey said, looking a little sad.
"You ARE going to be a daddy," Ross reminded angrily. "To my WIFE's baby."
"I need to talk to Rachel," Joey said as he suddenly stood up. He hurriedly gave Phoebe a kiss on the lips.
"Congratulations on your babies with Ross," he said to her before he ran out of Central Perk.
After he left, Phoebe looked at Ross. "What are we going to do about this?" she asked. "I am carrying your triplets, but you're married to Rachel, one of my best friends. But your wife is pregnant by Joey, who was supposed to be the daddy of MY babies. Joey and I were going to share joint custody. I am not sure if I can raise my babies alone. After all, there's going to be THREE of them."
"Excuse me," said Phoebe as suddenly her phone rang again. It was Monica.
"Pheebs," said Monica. "We really need your help over here. I think we have a poltergeist... or some other weird, freaky shit. My older twins just levitated off the floor, then they spit up what looks like rancid pea soup onto Chandler."
"Ohhh poor Chandler,' Phoebe said. 'I would love to help, but I am busy talking to your brother right now. It would appear that it was him who got me pregnant, not Joey."
"WHAT?" Monica gasped. Things were getting weirder by the second. How could Ross have gotten Phoebe pregnant?!
Rachel and Chandler heard Monica's gasp as she was talking on the phone to Phoebe. "What's wrong?" Rachel asked in concern.
"Your husband - my brother knocked up Phoebe," Monica stated.
"With triplets," Phoebe added. "The nurse that called on the phone said it's going to be triplets."
"She says it's triplets," Monica added to the shock of Rachel and Chandler.
Rachel had to go sit down because she was feeling suddenly faint. "Ohhh God... ohhh God," was all she could say.
"Are you okay, Rach?" Monica asked after she got off the phone.
"This is the best news I have had in DAYS," Rachel said with a smile. "I love Joey!"
"You're in love with Joey?" Chandler asked in disbelief.
"Well, yeah, why do you think we have been sleeping with each other for the last 6 months?" Rachel asked.
"I just figured Ross was bad in bed," said Chandler.
Suddenly then, one of the evil twins let out a cackle. It was Erica. She reached for the phone to place a demonic phone call to her biological parent, Cindy Campbell.
"Who is this?" Cindy asked on the phone. "Speak to me!"
"In seven days, you will die," said the wicked little girl.
Cindy turned to Brenda, her best friend. "It's that evil little girl again. What should I say?" Cindy asked.
"Tell her you're gonna spank her lil ass!" Brenda exclaimed. "Gimme the phone."
"Stop calling here, you evil lil troll!" Brenda yelled after grabbing the phone from Cindy. "We are gonna come on over there and whip your little fanny!"
"I hate you MOST of all," said evil little Erica. "You'll be the first to die."
"Damn!" said Brenda after she hung up from that call. "That lil girl scares the shit out of me!"
"Do you think she'll really find us and kill us?" Cindy said fearfully.
"Girl, you've been messing with the wrong crowd, getting pregnant by that guy... what was his name?"
Cindy shuddered as Brenda mentioned the events that were never spoken of- Cindy's pregnancy and the father of her babies she had given up for adoption to Chandler and Monica Bing.
"Brenda, you're my best friend... but I won't speak of that guy whose sperm dripped deep into my loins."
"I think these calls have something to do with THAT guy!" Brenda exclaimed. "Just let him ... or that evil little girl come here. They'll be sorry they EVER messed with me!"
After Erica hung up the phone, Jack placed a call to his biological father. "Central Perk," a voice said on the phone.
Jack was laughing demonically. "I know who you are," said the possessed little boy. "You're my father."
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"Take me to Central Perk now," Jack said to Monica.
"No," Monica said. She didn't know what was going on except that she had to save her kids. Taking Jack to Central Perk just seemed like a really bad idea to her.
"Fine. You leave me no choice," Jack said as he focused all his attention on Monica, looking her directly in the eyes. Suddenly his body crumpled to the ground, but he wasn't dead.
"I must go to Central Perk," Monica said going to get her car keys.
"Monica, what are you doing?" Rachel demanded.
"I'm not Monica," she said and walked towards the front door. Jack had possessed Monica's body and was making her do his dirty work starting with paying a visit to the man at Central Perk.
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Emma Gellar was walking into the apartment building with a guy, they were holding hands. She had a crush on Dean for a long time, and now he was finally walking her home. They came to a stop in front the door to the apartment where she lived with her parents.
"This is it, where I live," she said as she turned to face Dean.
Their fingers were still linked as they were facing each other," Thank you for letting me walk you home," he said.
"My parents might be home, but did you want to come inside? We could watch a movie," she said boldly.
She didn't want their time together to come to an end yet. So she had to think fast and all she could come up with was the movie. It was a good idea though it would give them a chance so spend the extra time together.
"I'll come in," he said.
She turned and pulled her key out and stuck it into the lock, turning it to unlock the front door to the apartment. She pushed the door open," Mom,Dad?" she called out but got no response. " Oh guess they aren't home."
"That's okay. Its just a movie," he said.
She entered the apartment and Dean followed her inside. They went to the movie collection on the shelf and picked out a comedy to watch. Emma took the DVD and put it into the disc player and started the movie, she and Dean settled down on the couch together to watch the movie.
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Monica arrived at Central Perk and walked into the building scanning the place. Before she could make it to the counter, Phoebe and Ross stopped her. They came rushing over to her from where they had been standing.
"Monica! Who's with the twins?" Phoebe asked," On the phone you said something was going on?"
"I'm not Monica," she repeated as she locked eyes with Phoebe.
