The Royal Guardian

By: Sokai

Disclaimer: I, Sokai, do not claim ownership to the workings of W.I.T.C.H. -- I leave that honor up to Elisabetta Gnone. Nor do I own Meg Cabot's "The Princess Diaries" series (even though this story isn't even really related to the series. Just don't want to hear law suit claims LoL). However, I can and DO claim to own this story and its inspired ideas FROM said series.

Note: OMG. You like me! You REALLY like me! And just when I was thinking of retiring from this site, too. But now suddenly my reputation is preceding me. Sweet. LoL Anyway! 16 reviews for two chapters. Rockin'. Thanx SO much for liking it so far, and being so "shocked" that I'm actually updating basically everyday. I know, it IS surprising. LoL But it's only cuz this is a humor-oriented, first person story, which is supremely easy to generate cuz there's less worry for being "grammatically correct" or descriptive. So yep. LoL And I'm glad you don't seem to mind that it's in diary-mode; a lot of you prefer I keep it that way. For now, I will, but when I get into the story's plot later on I wonder if I should change it to be more descriptive . . .

Anyway! Enjoy this (super) short, but still humorous/relative entry!


This (short) story/chapter was created in November 2006.


Chapter Three

Wednesday, November 1st, Homeroom

TOP FIVE REASONS WHY IT IS NEVER A GOOD IDEA TO PUBLICLY HUMILATE YOURSELF IN HEATHERFIELD

1. Being that this is a relatively small town, there is not exactly a whole lot of
scrambling time to waste in order to seek out ears to divulge juicy tidbits into.

2. Being that this is a relatively small town, said town is (unfortunately) usually and
pretty much all present at the time of your cataclysmic befalling, and so therefore
word would not at all take very long to travel (which, in turn, doubly reinforces
reason number one).

3. People atop the social hierarchy (i.e. Cheerleaders and Jocks) live for the latest
gossip and for lowly social rejects to do something horrendously humiliating to fuel
their continued reign and dominion over said poor and defenseless creatures. It is,
after all, their sustaining life force to do so.

4. Having to go to public areas (i.e. the worst possible place: school) immediately after
a social tragedy, similar to my "shining moment," and listen to every excruciating
detail of it being broadcasted via radio station into each, and every room (including
the bathrooms, the one place where you are guaranteed relative peace and refuge
from the ongoing torment).

5. Teachers and other members of faculty taking actual pity upon you, and relaying
embarrassing stories from their days of youth as a mechanism for comfort, while at
the same time publicly defending you in front of your entire class.

-- End of Chapter Three


(A.N. Short, I told ya. LoL Gross, too: only 595 words. I feel so . . . dirty. LoL MY average is usually 2 to 3,000 min., a billion max. LoL And yes, this was a bit P.D. flavored definitely, for this one, but honestly it's more like MY diary flavor more so, cuz before that whole series came out, I used to make lists like that all the time in some entries LoL But anyway, no, this isn't me trying to squeeze out more reviews from you. Review/don't review. This is just me trying to keep it as "real" as possible and from Will's perspective about what's happened. Plus, she IS in school/class right now and she, like Mia, never has much time to write much during that time. So bleh. LoL Four should be up very soon cuz I'm already halfway done.)