*Raises from grave* *posts this*
Oh my. OH MY. OH MY FUCKING GOD. WHAT JUST HAPPENED? Lovina's mind practically screamed. She just told the bastard her name. Her whole name. Only Feliciana and Grandpa Rome, maybe Isabella, were willingly told her full name. So now here she stood. In some weird as shit alternate dimension, telling some random emerald eyed stranger her name. Might as well thrown 'Romana' in there too, while she completely leaked her identity to some random ass dude.
"L-Lovina?" he looked completely stunned. It seemed as if he had just observed someone stealing candy from his favorite niece.
"Yeah, idiota. Lovina" she rolled her eyes and turned to saunter off and collect her sorella.
"Lovino Romano Vargas." She froze. That sentence was pretty much her name. "Lovina Romana Vargas?" Now, that shit was her name.
"How the fuck do you know my name?!" the Italian woman glared up and the Spaniard, who to her annoyance, chuckled.
"Just a guess..." he smiled like an idiot. Almost like Isabella, only worse, and he was easily more attra- she stopped her thought train right there. Soon a tan and calloused hand was hovering in front of her "Antonio Fernandez Carriedo. Representative of Spain!"
"NO YOU'RE NOT!" at this he looked confused. "Spain is a girl. Isabella." The woman glared heatedly at the man across from her
"Chica, I am Spain. I raised a boy named Lovino Romano Vargas, who represented South Italy, who had a brother name Feliciano Veneziano Vargas, he was North Italy. Feli was allies with Kiku Honda, or Japan, and Ludwig Beilshmidt, representative of Germany, brother of Gilbert Beilshmidt, embodiment of Prussia. He was the best friend of me and Francis Bonnefoy, cousin of the Vargas brothers, and representative of France." He seemed proud of his spurt of information, unlike Lovina, who was wondering what kind of idiot would willingly give out that much personal information to someone he just met.
"Lying bastard. I've never heard of those people! Liar! And for your information. I represent South Italy!" she pulled a tomato out of her dress and threw it at the Spaniard, who caught it and took a huge bite. Considering her comment, the Spaniard munched on the tomato. In an extremely thoughtful way of course, you know, staring up at the sky and all that jazz.
Suddenly his head was snapped back into its usual position, chocolatey hair glinting slightly in glee, wide smile plastered on his tan face.
"Okay. I trust you"
"WHAT?! YOU DAMN IDIOT! YOU DON'T GO AROUND GIVING RANDOM FUCKING STRANGERS YOUR TRUST!" his eyes looked confused at the outburst "But… I guess I believe you too… Only because I can tell you're too damn stupid to pull something." The woman waited a minute "Bastard."
"Really? Well I'm glad I have the trust as a pretty woman such as yourself!" This was met by a screeching, blushing Lovina slapping him. He ignored it, only slightly wincing. His expression changed into a curious one "So why do you think we're the opposite genders the other's used to be?" Lovina was completely caught off guard by the question coming out of such an idiotic, clueless, annoying, nice, attracti- GOD DAMMIT! STUPID man's mouth.
"Probably some weird damn dimension. Like the ones fucking Amelia always talks about."
"Amelia….?"
"America."
"Okiedokie!" he grinned broadly
"ANTONIO!" Antonio span around, spotting a blur of blonde, cologne and French flying towards him. Soon, aforementioned blur took the form of a man, clutching onto Antonio and sobbing dramatically "I thought I might never see you again!"
"Hola mi amigo!" the Spaniard cheered, completely oblivious to the tear stain spreading across his shirt.
"Pull it together frog." The Frenchman was shortly after yanked off him by an angry looking blonde.
"B-But Alice, I found him! He's alive and not weird and doesn't have lady jun-" slap
"SHUT UP."
"Yes ma'am….."
"WHO THE FUCK ARE THESE BASTARDS ALICE?!" Lovina stormed up towards the group of four and waved her hands at the male portion.
"Uh, well Lovina, it's rather hard to explain… You see-"
"I know we're in a weird dimension with male versions of the countries." The Italian now looked extremely annoyed and had begun tapping her foot impatiently
"Oh, well these are the frog and America. Francis and Alfred. Who's that?" she nodded her head in the general direction of Antonio, who was standing there looking confused.
"Spain. Antonio." She spat the name out as if it was that gross American pizza.
"Hello Alice! Are you England?" Antonio held his hand out to the woman. She stared at it for a while before shaking his hand, and nodding.
"And this is Canada" she gently pulled the shy blonde out from behind Alfred and guided her towards Antonio
"Hola chica! I'm Antonio!"
"Y-you can see me?" he nodded, and realization struck Alice. Like a big and painful bolt of lightning.
"It must be because we're human! That makes sense…. Okay…" she nodded to herself, approving her own thoughts
"Wow Alice you are soooooooo smart…" Francis rolled his eyes braiding his own hair in an act of boredom
"YOU BLOODY FROG! I KNOW I'M SMARTER THAN YOU!" she jabbed his chest accusingly and yanking his braided hair. And of course, now they were engaged in a full on battle of the words.
All of the others in the general area decided to ignore them, and continue what they were doing previously.
"I'm Madeline"
"It's nice to meet you Madeline" he took her hand and kissed it, then turned to Lovina, who was huffing in the corner, stomping her feet for no apparent reason
"HEY! GUYS!" all of the former countries turned to Alfred "WE SHOULD GO AND FIND OTHER COUNTRIES NOW!" everyone thought for a moment then agreed before Lovina spoke up
"Fine. But we need to go and grab Feli first; I left her a little ways away, painting."
All the others nodded, and promptly followed her as she walked off.
YYAYYYYY I've finally posted! WOOP WOOP!
Well, thanks to my most wonderfullest beta/writing helper, who prefers to be called Art3mis, who helped me make the story just that must funnier, and have just a lot much better grammars. ;D
Also, peeps who read this before I made my most recent change, I have removed when Alice mentions the regions of Orenoth, and the areas of Europe they relate to. They no longer have any relation, so WHIPE THAT THOUGHT OUT OF YOUR MIND! That's all!
Bye!~
-Audsalot
