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The one thing about living in the Makai is that you always have to be on guard. Anyone who sleeps in past dawn will soon find themselves dead. My talent for being a light sleeper, and waking up as soon as the sun rises may has served me well in demon world, but it's sure annoying here. I was looking forward to sleeping in. Oh well, if I can't sleep in, no one else should either. But how to wake them up?

I thought about this as I got out of bed. Opting to stay in my pajamas until at least after breakfast, I headed into the kitchen. My pajamas consisted of black silk pants and a light purple tank top, while my hair consisted of extremely messy. That's it! Messy, it could work, and will be quite hilarious. My diabolical plan had been created. As long as Koenma didn't find something and call us first.

I graved some raw eggs, a permanent marker, and a bucket of honey. I'd wake Desipio up and have his scream wake everyone else up. That way I wouldn't be torturing Hiei's innocent sister or the old nigen who's house I'm borrowing. I did, however, get to have fun and torture one of my least favorite people. Perfect.

Stealthily, I crept down the hallway to Desipio's room. I would have turned ghost so my get away was assured, but I really didn't want him to know about it. (My ghost form) He'd tell his evil father, who'd then begin hunting me. I could get away, of course, but it would be a nuisance.

I proceeded to open his door, and craftily slimed through. Then I drew squiggly lines on his face and covered his hair in honey. Now to wake him up. I dropped the egg. Desipio, as I had known he would, screamed loudly. In my opinion, he sounded like a girl. It might just be me, though.

"What did I ever do to you?" he screamed, angrily. A moment later the nigen screamed at him to shut up, and a worried Yukina opened the door fully.

"Are you okay, Mr. Desipio?" she asked, politely. He viciously shook his head.

"For some reason, this, this person decided that I needed an egg on my head!" he made the word person seem like an insult. I don't think he knows any actual insults.

"But eggs help make you hair soft and shiny!" I protested, innocently, "I simply wanted to surprise you with your own beautiful hair!"

"She also put honey in your hair and squiggly lines on your face." put in Yukina helpfully.

"The honey was to add a nice smell to your hair, and the marker will be absorbed, adding colour to your deathly pale complexion!" I exclaimed, like the virtuous person I wasn't. Times like these I'm glad improv was one of my many talents.

"Somehow I don't believe you." muttered Desipio.

"And I am truly hurt by this." I put in sadly, shaking my head. " It hurts right here that you don't trust me." I pointed to my heart.

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She dislikes me for some reason, and doesn't want to tell me why. Narly sounds exactly like my sister when she's hiding something. Don't get me wrong, she's the best liar I've ever met, they just have the same pitch. If I hadn't met Eia, who's a horrible liar, I never would have caught it.

Just then I heard the outside door creak open. Narly was quick to rush there, getting away from my penetrating gaze. Or maybe it was just because her friends were there, she doesn't seem like the type to have a conscience. I've only known her for a day, but this I figured out fast.

Before I went to meet them, I had a shower, to get the stuff of me. I then dressed in a brown leather tunic and lose navy pants. A black leather belt heldmy pantsup. Finally, I tied my hair in a topknot. While I did this I noticed the eggs had made my hair shinier. Drat, she was actually right!

I then went to meet the kind people who were helping me find my sister. She better be okay, I thought angrily. She has to be, if she isn't I'll kill the person who kidnapped her. I still can't believe my father was wrong about who took her, though. He's the best general our nation has ever had! Not a vise does my father have, he's so perfect I feel like a failure beside him.

I went into the common room like-thing, though for some reason they don't call it that. Anyway, present was the strange grim reaper, Botan, the nigen detectives, Yusuke and Kuwabara, as well as Kurama, the misjudged Hiei, Yukina, Genkai, Narly, and another nigen that I didn't know. She had brown hair in two pigtails, and looked as though she had just slapped Yusuke. I made a note to stay away from her, she looked violent.

"Desipio, you're up!" exclaimed Yukina.

"With your hair looking exceptionally shiny." commented Narly. She really got on my nerves.

"Since we have nothing to do until the toddler finds something, I figured we should have a party!" exclaimed Yusuke, excitedly. "This is Kayko, by the way." he introduced me to the violent girl.

------------------------------------------ Narly POV --------------------------------------

This has been a very interesting morning. First I played a hilarious joke on one of my hated enemies, then Yusuke announces a party, then (after something I'm assuming I missed) Kayko slapped Yusuke and called him a pervert. It was hilarious.

That thing Desipio said has been bugging me though. 'What did I ever do to you?' Grrr, why won't he get out of my head. He slept in, so I played a joke on him, that's it, no reason. Right?

Not right. You, pathetic one, simply decided to torture him because his father likes him. Said Hiei telepathically.

It was a rhetorical question, idiot. That means I wasn't expecting an answer! I exclaimed.

Hn. You got one anyway. He sent back.

Since when did you become such an expert on life, anyway? I asked, You're more messed up then I am! From now on I will ignore you and play the nigen games. I finished defiantly, only to realize that he had already left my mind. The dirt bag.

I then got acquainted with what was happening in reality. Funny how telepathic conversations can distract you from it. The group seemed to be forming a circle. This looks interesting. I joined in, graving Hiei. In revenge for leaving my mind before hearing my insult, I would force him to play. I just had to figure out what they were playing. Happily, before I could ask, The ghost did.

"What are we playing?" asked Desipio.

"Truth or dare," answered Kurama. "It's a nigen game that forces people to either admit a secret asked by another, or do something idiotic. The object is to make fools of people, and it is quite amusing." At this, Desipio looked like he would have moved, but he was already in the circle, so couldn't. Hiei also tried to move, but I pulled him down. This was turning into good revenge. I should remember this game to use if I ever want to torture someone.

"I'm going first!" announced Botan. "Um, Kayko. Truth or dare?" she asked.

"Truth." answered the nigen. Yusuke leaned over to whisper something to Botan. She nodded to whatever it was that he said.

"Are you in love with Yusuke?" Oh, so that was what Yusuke had been doing, telling Botan what to ask. It was funny to watch Kayko go red. Love is such a foolish emotion.

"Yusuke you pig! Botan has to think of one herself, it's not your turn!" screamed Kayko.

"Nu-uh! The rules don't say she can't use suggestions! Answer the question!" responded Yusuke.

"Fine," she looked down, still blushing. Then mumbled, quietly, "Yeah, I love you. But only a little more then I hate you." Yusuke grinned happily.

"Yukina, truth or dare?" she asked, and the ice maiden answered as Kayko had.

"Do you like Kuwabara?" Again she answered as Kayko had, with a slight nod. Kuwabara whooped happily. I groaned, all this love stuff was getting boring, I wished someone would pick dare.

Then, hesitantly, Yukina asks Kuwabara, "Truth or dare?" and happily, he answered:

"Dare! Real men chose dare!" she then steals my idea.

"Um, Kazuma, can you... Crack an egg on your head?"

"Certainly, my love! Nothing will stop me!" he exclaimed. I grinned, this guy was hilarious, and didn't even know it. He quickly went into the kitchen, and came out with an egg yolk on his head, looking proud. I couldn't help it, I broke out laughing, and most of the group followed suite.

"Okay, I chose Desipio, 'cause he's never played before!" exclaimed Kuwabara. "Truth or dare?" Desipio looked hesitant, but, I guess not wanting another egg on his head, he chose truth. "Now I need a question." muttered Kuwabara. "I know! What's your best fighting move?" I sweat-dropped. Couldn't he just find that out by fighting him?

It looks like Yusuke had the same thought as he hit the boy on his head. "Way to waste a question, baka! You'd find that out later anyway!"

"I don't really fight, but I guess my best move is take over." said Desipio, softly. I've been able to do that since I was five! And I've been doing the next step, the one that kills, since I was seven. Whatever, now I know his skill level. When I tuned back in Desipio was explaining that take over is when you go translucent and take over a persons body, and Kuwabara was looking important.

"See! That could have been important later, and we wouldn't have known about it!" he exclaimed.

"Yeah, yeah, I guess you were right. But it was only luck." muttered Yusuke. I noticed that Hiei had stopped paying attention. I think he went to sleep.

"Narly! Truth or dare?" questioned Desipio. What? Oh yeah, we were playing a game. Let's see. No way was I chosing truth, he was going to ask me why I hated him again. That left dare.

"Dare me!" I puffed out my chest and tried to look like a tough army officer. Then I saluted him. "Sir!"

For a second he looked confused, like he didn't know what to tell me to do. Then he smirked, like he had an evil idea. I smirked back, anything he could ask I could handle.

"I dare you to... Kiss Hiei!" he exclaimed. I was shocked, did he dig through my mind to find the worst way to torture me? No, he probably just heard the others talking about how I might be Hiei's girlfriend. I hated them all. Evil, vile creatures. Now to figure out how to get out of it. I looked at Hiei.

You can simply not do it. It's just a stupid nigen game. He said. Hiei knew my fear, and why I feared it.

Do you think? I asked, hesitant for the first time since they met me. Whether by chance or not, they had hit my worst fear. Contact. I don't want to tell you why, so you'll just have to be content with the fact that it's part of a past I dislike. I had a fear of contact with men, even the ones I trusted, like Hiei.

"No" I spoke clearly, not wanting to be misunderstood. I shouldn't have bothered.

"What do you mean?" asked Kuwabara, "You have to do a dare, it's like, the law." Good thing I break laws for a living.

"No. As in I will not kiss a scum bag like him." I pointed at Hiei. No offence. I sent.

None taken. He replied. You got to love the demon, he may act like an antisocial scumbag, but deep down he's a really kind person.

I heard that. He sent. Ops. Great. Now he has blackmail. I quickly put up mind wards to keep him out.

"I don't blame you, Narly, but it's the rules of the game." This time Yusuke was on my tail. I might have actually had to kiss him, (shudder) but at just that moment Koenma appeared. Kind of ironic, if you think about it, a thief being saved by a god who punishes thieves. I try not to think about it. Anyway, Botan made a portal, and Kayko went home.

--------------------- At Koenma's Office ------------------------------------------------------

"Well, what did you find?" demanded Yusuke. I personally doubted that he found all that much, but hey, I'd been wrong before. Who knows?

"Did you find my sister!" asked Desipio, hopefully. Give the god time to answer, why don't you?

"No, I didn't find your sister, Desipio." answered Koenma. I wished he woulds get to the point. So did Hiei.

"Well? What did you find!" demanded the teprimental fire demon.

"I found..."

Next time on Ghost Mission- what did Koenma find?