A/N: I'm back, y'all! Here's the next chapter! I think you'll be somewhat surprised at what is said during this exchange of words.
Thanks again to ComplicatedyetSimple for reviewing. It is always appreciated.
Enough...chitter chatter... Enjoy!
Mal was where he'd supposedly been since All-Stars, in a jail cell on the edge of the mind, isolated from everyone else. He had telepathically reconstructed the bars so it looked as if he had never left. He knew the peons on the other side of the brain would get smart and figure it out, so he played it cool when he saw Mike approach him
Mike: Hello, Mal.
Mal: It's always a displeasure, Mike. What brings you here today? Finally ready to let me out? I've been dying to beat Vito at Go Fish.
Mike: No, it's about last night. You broke out, didn't you, and took control of my body!
Mal: *feigning innocence and putting a hand over his chest in fake disbelief* Me? Break out? Never! Why would I do that?
Mike: I don't know, but whatever you did, I woke up aching everywhere. In Noah's bed. What's up with that, huh? Why'd you come out?
Mal:*smiled deviously and crosses his arms* Old grudges of mine came back to the surface, thanks to your cousin. We seem to hold disdain for similar people from that dismal show we were on.
Mike: That I was on. You just took control from me and tried to win. And kill all my friends.
Mal: *shrugs* They were in the way.
Mike: *tries to control his anger by taking a deep breath* What did you and Noah do last night?
Mal: Nothing of consequence. Just chatted about our many shared enemies and distaste for idiotic people.
Mike: And then what?
Mal: *still staying calm* Nothing happened after that. We just ended up in the same bed, that's all.
Mike: You slept with him?
Mal: Yes, I slept with him.
Mike: Dude, what the hell? It's my body, and he's my freakin cousin. That's like, incest or something.
Mal: Oh, come on, Mike, lighten up. He's one of the few people out there I can talk to sincerely about wanting to kill people without secretly wanting to kill him. We have so much in common… It's kind of unreal. It's a bit of a turn-on.
Mike: *sighs* You just had to fall for him, didn't you?
Mal: I couldn't help myself. It gets lonely sitting here, caged with only my thoughts of revenge, and your thoughts and dreams. Having an outlet to vent without worrying about people judging you for wanting to kill someone is… liberating. Plus, he has a great twisted sense of humor. And he's hot.
Mike: *stares*
Mal: What, you've never seen a man in love? Deal with it!
Mike:*shakes his head* Sorry, I just never heard anything that emotional from you. You really feel that way?
Mal:*nods, looking down*
Mike: *sighs* look, I know you want to be with him, but it won't work out. This is WAY too weird, and I don't want him getting hurt. *starts to walk away*
Mal: *mutters evilly* Oh, I'D make sure he didn't get hurt. By you.
Mike: *turns head around* What did you say? You're muttering.
Mal: Nothing.
That's another one down the hatch! Sorry it's a bit short. Stay tuned for the thrilling(not really) finale!
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