"Yeaaa! Hello Miami!" Joker stuck his head out the window and screamed his greeting as loudly as possible earning some confused looks from civilians. Jonathan sunk into his seat as far as possible to avoid any more embarrassment. Edward looked out the window with a huge smile on his face studying his surrounds, Harvey just watched the people passing by.

Ten minutes of arguing and asking for directions from many random strangers, they had finally found the hotel. It was…huge. People in bikinis and swim trunks were cheering as they ran around the lobby drinks in hand.

The bell hop pushes in the trolley full of their luggage behind them, they walk to the front desk with huge smiles on their faces, except Jonathan.

Joker threw on his most charming grin to the girl behind the counter, satisfied when he notices the faintest pink rise in her cheeks.

"Hello Sweet heart, I'm checking in for two rooms." He used a whole new voice that made them all turn their heads to him. He paid them no mind and continued staring at the lady. Her flush deepened with the endearing nickname.

"Can I have your name and ID?" He pulled out his wallet handing her the plastic card that his beloved Bats gave to him. "Zane Carter. What's your name Sweetheart?" It was on her nametag, but he acted like he didn't notice. "Carrie Drew." She giggled lightly brushing a strand of blonde hair behind her ear. She typed in a few things from the ID onto the computer giving Joker a few quick looks.

"You all are on the seventh floor, rooms 702 and 703. Thank you for checking in with us, just call the front desk if you need anything else." She handed two folded pieces of paper holding the key cards to each room. Joker snatched them, purposely brushing his fingers against hers. "Thanks Carrie, hope to see ya around more." She nodded with starry eyes; too transfixed to notice the annoyed stares the other three were giving Joker.

All four of them including the bellhop entered the large elevator to head to their floor. "Kay, so me and Joseph will take 702, you and Ethan take 703." He poked Harvey in the chest. Edward nodded in agreement with the arrangements. Harvey gave a halfhearted grunt, which he took as a yes.

The doors slid open unveiling a bright, marbleized hallway with black wooden doors. They slid their key cards in all of their mouths dropping to the floor. Their rooms were huge, it had two beds in separate inner room, two bathrooms with a huge bathtub and separate shower, a small kitchen, and a separate room that serves as a living room, filled with couches and a flat screen TV. "Seems like Batman has a specific taste." Jonathan spoke up behind Joker. The Bellhop gave them a confused look, which they ignored.

They all grabbed their own bags, with help from the bellhop, and placed them in their own rooms. This time Edward gave a tip to the bellhop and sent him down so they all had their privacy. On the wall there was a door that led to the other person's room, they kept it open to communicate with each other or compare rooms.

Edward popped his head into Joker and Jonathan's room curiously. "Hey guys, we should go out and get some swim stuff, because Harvey and I don't have any suits."

Joker was sprawled out on the couch reading a magazine the hotel left for them; Jonathan was in the kitchen testing the oven when Eddy spoke.

Joker smiled slyly at Riddler. "What, Cant wait to see Ugly shirtless?" Jonathan chuckled under his breath, turning his back innocently.

Edward ground his teeth together and scowled at the both of them. "Got something you want to get off your chest Clown? I would love to hear it." He moved closer to the couch Joker was currently occupying. Joker saw the threat in his eyes, he laughed mockingly and stood up, his towering height intimidating.

"Oh you would love to see my chest bare, wouldn't you, huh gay boy?" He brought his hand up and patted Edward on the cheek; he just stood still, unfazed by the starch white hand touching him scornfully.

Riddler growled, eyes burning furiously. "Wh-what are you talking about you overgrown party clown?" His voice was a harsh whisper, afraid that if he made it any louder his discomfort would be more evident.

The painted man's grin seemed to grow even wider. He brought his head down to Edward's eye level. "I think you know exactly what I'm talking about. Awww, does it make ya angry that your little secrete had been figured out? Don't worry I'm sure that Ugly could hold you close while you cry abou-" A hard punch to his jaw cut him off unsuspectingly.

His head was snapped back, holding his sore jaw; he looked back at Riddler with a dangerous glint in his eyes. Edward didn't care for it's warning. "Don't call him that ever again." His hands were still curled into tight wound up fists. Joker let out a small scoff, his anger subsiding to amusement.

He dropped his hand to his side, bringing it back up in a flash and taking hold of Eddy's throat. "Or what? You'll make out with me? Possibly buy me dinner? Call me cute pet names? You can't do anything." His grip tightened, Edward was clawing at his hand, but not making any complaint noises, just glaring icily at Joker. Joker could see he was trying his best to hide the fact that he was panicking, but the racing pulse under his fingers was unveiling the truth.

Harvey entered the other two's room to be greeted with the sight of an angry Joker choking Riddler.

"Put him down, Joker. Remember who the enemy is and who the enemy isn't." He gestured to Eddy. Joker kept his gaze on Riddler the whole time, both of them just staring into each other's eyes until one of them cracked.

He slackened his grip, finally letting go of the now bruised throat. Edward took in a gasp of air, coughing slightly, but getting the oxygen needed to get his cells working normally again. Edward looked at Joker with a hard look to his face and a slight hint of desperation.

Secretly he was desperate for Joker not to say anything to ruin his relationship with Harvey. Joker caught on to that hint, he grinned gloatingly.

"What were you two fighting about?" Harvey infiltrated their stare down. With out turning his head, Joker answered keeping Eddy at his will.

"Eddy was just reminding me that I should, uh be faithful to Harley girl. Lost my cool there, but uh, I don't think she would care much if I...go for some new meat."

Finally Joker broke the stare, walking back to the front door. "We should go get some, swim stuff."

Harvey was still lost, but shrugged it off, Edward, Harvey, and Jonathan followed the clown out the door. Crane purposely cutting in front of Eddy, making him bump into Harvey's chest.

"S-sorry, Harvey." He hung his head in embarrassment not even daring to look at the man, who was smiling amusingly. "Its ok Ed."