Obsidian: (Dramatic entrance) Sorry this new chapter took so long... Cyclonus, what are you doing?
Cyclonus: Painting.
Obsidian:Okay, you must be very bored to paint. Demolisher, do the disclaimer.
Demolisher: (Snorts as he exits sleep mode) Not My Real Name does not own any Transformers series.
Waspinator's Voyage
Part 3: Crash Landing
Waspinator has had a very good week. He had just been named captain of the Hornet. The vote was unanimous (Buzzsaw having pointed her gun at Snowclaw when he tried to vote for himself). It had been a week since he'd been blown up, too, which was a record.
Just then, Radar, the ship's navigator, who had chosen a bat for his alternative mode, just burst into the bridge from the engine room. "We got trouble!" he said. "The engines are down; we gotta make an emergency landing!" "Waspinator suggest we do it quickly!" Waspinator exclaimed.
The ship seemed to fall right into the gravity of the nearest planet, and started to plummet to its surface. It took only a minute to reach the surface.
"Are we slagged?" Drillbit asked, wearily. "No, we aren't slagged, Drillbit." Buzzsaw replied. "Could somebody hand Waspinator his arm?" the weary and discomposed captain asked. Radar quickly obliged.
When they disembarked, they noticed that they were on a tropical beach, a resort visible nearby. "Oh my Primus!" Buzzsaw said quietly. "Do you know where we are, Waspinator?" "No" the confused Waspinator responded.
"You don't know?"
"No. Waspinator does not know."
"This," Buzzsaw said, "is the Resort Planet, the most luxurious vacation spot in the galaxy!"
"It's also not cheap." Drillbit added. "We'll have to repair our ship and leave as soon as possible."
"Now, why would you need to do that?" a voice asked. "We can fix your ship, and you can stay here, in the resort, until the work is done."
"We know, but how much is it gonna cost?"
"Only 250 credits, of course!"
Everyone put their collective savings into a pile, revealing that they had enough. They gave the money to the human, got a resort pass, and headed for the main building.
The scenery was truly breathtaking: white, sandy beaches, clear, blue water, and a huge tropical resort. The crew was taken aback by the landscape, which consisted of palm trees and bushes in the shape of various famous guests (one was even in the shape of Optimus Prime). Waspinator, however, did not get a good view of the scenery, for a coconut had fallen on his head when they started on their way.
As they entered the lobby, a bell-bot lost control of the baggage cart it was pushing, and it rammed right into Waspinator, who was promptly buried in luggage. A rough, aggressive-sounding voice commented on this by saying, "The insect cannot even avoid getting scrapped while on vacation I see." Buzzsaw took offense of this, but just as she drew for her gun to slag whoever said it, a silver claw knocked the it out of her hand.
Obsidian: Now who do you think the claw belongs to?
Bumblebee: (TV clip) Here's a hint. (another TV clip) You're digusting.
Demolisher: It will be revealed in chapter 4. Also, next time: vacation, as in a word not in Megatron's vocabulary.
Obsidian: Well, see ya next time!
