The Unknown
Chapter 3
The Isshin files!

*knock*knock*knock*
*door opens* A man with silver hair peers out side his door only to see a man standing with too big of a smile on his face.
*closes door as fast as possible*
*door is stopped just before it closes*
"Wait!"
"Why should I?"
"We're friends!"
"Since when?"
"Look I need a place to stay."
"Why can't you go to Urahara Shoten?"
"It's always very awkward over there."
Ryuken just had a mental flash back of when he had last been to that creepy shop. The storeowner tried to grab his butt. The time his butt actually got grabbed, there was no one but a cat in the room.
"Find somewhere else to go."
*ring*ring*ring*
"Sorry I need to take this. *answers phone*
WHAT? I'm on my way!*hangs up*
Fine Isshin, just don't mess with anything!"
"Oki doki artichoke-y"
Ryuken gave a huge sigh in worry over what his home is going to look like when he comes back.

Isshin runs over and invades the fridge. He grabs a pie, the ingredients to make a sandwhich, and ice-cream: lots and lots of ice-cream. He accidentally drops a mustard bottle on his way to the couch. He decides he will go to the couch drop off his load then pick it up. Isshin does so, goes over to the mustard, then notices a bookshelf. He looks at the books: "How to kill a Shinigami", "Quincy's Game", and "Kill Shinigami's for Dummies." Isshin is just dumb stuck trying to figure out how any of these books got published. Isshin goes back over to the couch, he notices that Ryuken has an XBOX 360. Isshin looks at the games: Halo Reach, Black Ops, Grand Theft Zampacku, and Kill the Soulreaper 2. He kept trying to figure out how those last two games were able to be put on the market. Isshin looked at Ryuken's screen name, it was "myBow'nArrow". Isshin just did a face palm.

Isshin got tired of playing games, so he decided to get a big pack of toilet paper and tee pee the house, then ditch to go stay at Urahara's place.

Okay, sorry for typo's, also I didn't want to make this too long, so sorry for disappointment. Anyways, HAPPY NEW YEARS!
あきまして おめでとう ございました。

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