Chapter 3 - Secret meeting
Part 1/2
Set: Movie verse - Arya is hurt and Saphira goes to catch our little thrill-seeker
Saphira - Someone's coming
Eragon - I need you to show me where I can find Varden.
Arya - Why? Murtagh says he knows the way...
Murtagh - (in the background a girly scream is heard) IT TICKLES!!!!
Eragon - How do you know?
Arya - I'm an elf
Eragon - That doesn't mean your sight-kick
Murtagh - (Still in the background but closer) Ahhhh hahahahahahaha
Saphira - Tickle a' belly
Arya - Yes is does
Eragon - Not according to Christopher Paolini!
Arya - Well he isn't here!!!
(Saphira drops Murtagh to the ground)
Murtagh - Ahhhhh it still tickles!! (rolls around laughing)
Eragon - Who are you? And why are you following us?
Murtagh - Ahahahahahahahaha
Eragon - Stand up!
Murtagh - All my life I dreamed of being thrown around by dragons!
Eragon - Who are you? And why are you following us?
Murtagh - My name-tag says "Muuuurtagh" so I suppose that's my name
Eragon - Why do you have a name-tag?
Murtagh - Ah nothing. Just came from a secret meeting (pulls out a skin filled with wine)
Eragon - Okay, but why did you risk your life for us?
Murtagh - Meh, got nothing better to do really
Eragon - Anything else I should know of?
Murtagh - Well... You're not supposed to know yet, but I am the son of Morzan the foresworn and I was raised by the evil King Galbatorix. Galby wanted me to work for him, but I refused to so I ran away to this secret meeting. I also got a scar that my dad gave me when I was three and it's really cool! It even change location from my back to my side! Wanna see?
(Lifts up his tunic)
Eragon - Wow! That is sooo cool dude! Great come along, Samwise!
Saphira - Uhm... aren't you going to marry him now?
Eragon - Why?
Saphira - ... nuthin'...
Murtagh - Samwise?
Eragon - Muuuurtagh...
Murtagh - Ah... cool! Thanks! Have some wine!
Part 2/2
Set: Eragon, Murtagh, Saphira and Arya arrives at the Varden.
Twins - Now we have to inspect you minds
Eragon - Who are you?
Twin 1 - I'm Twin 1
Twin 2 - And I'm twin 2
Eragon - I kinda gussed that
Murtagh - Congrats...
Eragon - Wait a minute... Inspect our minds? Why?
Murtagh - Na-ha! Never! No way! Get lost! My mind is my only... the only... uhm... just stay away, okay?
Twin 2 - Uhm... Okay lets take the rider because he looks less of a challenge
Eragon - Eeey!
Murtagh - Psst! Eragon! (Whispers in Eragon ear) Look at the twins. They're ultra-bald!
Eragon - NOOO!! I wont marry you! It's enough that I have to marry Murtagh and half of Carvahall!
Twins - Huh?
(The twins slaps Eragon and places their fists onto his forehead)
Twin 1 - Oh my god what the hell is this! You dirty boy! Staring at naked, old men!
Twin 2 - Ohh what a nice elf
Twin 1 - Switching scar... secret meeting... wine
Twin 2 - Ey! Let's have some wine!
(Breaks off the mind reading and takes the newcomers up to Ajihad and King Hrothgar)
Hrotghar - Holy crap! It's the son of Morzan! (Points at Murtagh with his staff)
Eragon - WHAT!! You're son of the foresworn???
Murtagh - What the hell... I already told you!
Eragon - Oh my god you're evil! Lock him up!
Murtagh - Why you little piece of nudity-freak!
(Murtagh attacks Eragon and lifts him off the ground like gorilla. He then spin around with Eragon in the air)
Aijhad - Set him down!
Murtagh - Never!
Hrothgar - Set him down!
Murtagh - NeVeR!
Twin 1 - Set him down!
Murtagh - Say the magic word!!
Eragon - (Cries) Mellon?
Murtagh - Wtf?
Twin 2 - Set him down!
Murtagh - For the love of - NO!!
Nasuada - Set him down PLEASE
Murtagh - Okay
(Sets Eragon down and slaps him across the face)
Eragon - Oh... that magic word!
Murtagh - Moron!
Eragon - Got some wine?
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