Chapter 3 - Secret meeting

Part 1/2

Set: Movie verse - Arya is hurt and Saphira goes to catch our little thrill-seeker
Saphira - Someone's coming
Eragon - I need you to show me where I can find Varden.
Arya - Why? Murtagh says he knows the way...
Murtagh - (in the background a girly scream is heard) IT TICKLES!!!!
Eragon - How do you know?
Arya - I'm an elf
Eragon - That doesn't mean your sight-kick
Murtagh - (Still in the background but closer) Ahhhh hahahahahahaha
Saphira - Tickle a' belly
Arya - Yes is does
Eragon - Not according to Christopher Paolini!
Arya - Well he isn't here!!!
(Saphira drops Murtagh to the ground)
Murtagh - Ahhhhh it still tickles!! (rolls around laughing)
Eragon - Who are you? And why are you following us?
Murtagh - Ahahahahahahahaha
Eragon - Stand up!

Murtagh - All my life I dreamed of being thrown around by dragons!

Eragon - Who are you? And why are you following us?
Murtagh - My name-tag says "Muuuurtagh" so I suppose that's my name

Eragon - Why do you have a name-tag?
Murtagh - Ah nothing. Just came from a secret meeting (pulls out a skin filled with wine)

Eragon - Okay, but why did you risk your life for us?

Murtagh - Meh, got nothing better to do really

Eragon - Anything else I should know of?

Murtagh - Well... You're not supposed to know yet, but I am the son of Morzan the foresworn and I was raised by the evil King Galbatorix. Galby wanted me to work for him, but I refused to so I ran away to this secret meeting. I also got a scar that my dad gave me when I was three and it's really cool! It even change location from my back to my side! Wanna see?

(Lifts up his tunic)

Eragon - Wow! That is sooo cool dude! Great come along, Samwise!

Saphira - Uhm... aren't you going to marry him now?

Eragon - Why?

Saphira - ... nuthin'...

Murtagh - Samwise?

Eragon - Muuuurtagh...

Murtagh - Ah... cool! Thanks! Have some wine!


Part 2/2

Set: Eragon, Murtagh, Saphira and Arya arrives at the Varden.

Twins - Now we have to inspect you minds

Eragon - Who are you?

Twin 1 - I'm Twin 1

Twin 2 - And I'm twin 2

Eragon - I kinda gussed that

Murtagh - Congrats...

Eragon - Wait a minute... Inspect our minds? Why?
Murtagh - Na-ha! Never! No way! Get lost! My mind is my only... the only... uhm... just stay away, okay?

Twin 2 - Uhm... Okay lets take the rider because he looks less of a challenge

Eragon - Eeey!

Murtagh - Psst! Eragon! (Whispers in Eragon ear) Look at the twins. They're ultra-bald!

Eragon - NOOO!! I wont marry you! It's enough that I have to marry Murtagh and half of Carvahall!

Twins - Huh?

(The twins slaps Eragon and places their fists onto his forehead)

Twin 1 - Oh my god what the hell is this! You dirty boy! Staring at naked, old men!

Twin 2 - Ohh what a nice elf

Twin 1 - Switching scar... secret meeting... wine

Twin 2 - Ey! Let's have some wine!

(Breaks off the mind reading and takes the newcomers up to Ajihad and King Hrothgar)

Hrotghar - Holy crap! It's the son of Morzan! (Points at Murtagh with his staff)

Eragon - WHAT!! You're son of the foresworn???

Murtagh - What the hell... I already told you!

Eragon - Oh my god you're evil! Lock him up!

Murtagh - Why you little piece of nudity-freak!

(Murtagh attacks Eragon and lifts him off the ground like gorilla. He then spin around with Eragon in the air)

Aijhad - Set him down!

Murtagh - Never!

Hrothgar - Set him down!

Murtagh - NeVeR!

Twin 1 - Set him down!

Murtagh - Say the magic word!!

Eragon - (Cries) Mellon?

Murtagh - Wtf?

Twin 2 - Set him down!

Murtagh - For the love of - NO!!

Nasuada - Set him down PLEASE

Murtagh - Okay

(Sets Eragon down and slaps him across the face)

Eragon - Oh... that magic word!

Murtagh - Moron!

Eragon - Got some wine?


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