My Reactions To Life
Chapter 3
Me: "What's this?" (Looks in closet)
Karkat: "My chocolate egg from Easter."
Me: "Let's eat it!"
karkat: Ok!" (Bangs on shell with hand) "Ow! Damn it!" (Bangs on shell with head) "Ta-da!"
Me: "Wahoo!" (Breaks off a piece) "Nom, nom, nom."
10 minutes later...
Me: "Yeahhhh!" (Runs down hall crazily) " WAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOO!"
Kaoru: "What the HELL is going on?!" (Not real name)
Karkat: "I think I gave her too much chocolate..."
Kaoru: "You THINK!?"
Another reaction.
Mum: "Hey, do you know what you did once when you were little?"
Me: "No. What?"
Mum: "I took you to a spiritual church,"
Me: "Oh no, not a CHURCH!"
Mum: "Yes, a church. And you felt SO spiritual that you got out of your seat and ran up and down the aisle with your skirt high above your head!"
Me: "...Why didn't you STOP me?!"
Mum: "I tried..."
Me: "How OLD was I?"
Mum: "Oh, only about 4 or 5..."
Me: "I am the most embarrassing person in the WORLD!" (Walks over to corner) "I think I'll go sit in my emo corner now..."
Mum: "What did you SAY?!"
Me: "I said TAMAKI corner! ...I'm building a HAMSTER home..."
Another reaction.
Me: "Wahoo!" (Jumps on Hatsaharu's lap)(Again, not real name)
Hatsaharu: "Ow! You sat on my genitals!"
(I gasp and walk over to nearest corner)
Me: "I wish I was NEVER born..."
