My Reactions To Life

Chapter 3

Me: "What's this?" (Looks in closet)

Karkat: "My chocolate egg from Easter."

Me: "Let's eat it!"

karkat: Ok!" (Bangs on shell with hand) "Ow! Damn it!" (Bangs on shell with head) "Ta-da!"

Me: "Wahoo!" (Breaks off a piece) "Nom, nom, nom."

10 minutes later...

Me: "Yeahhhh!" (Runs down hall crazily) " WAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOO!"

Kaoru: "What the HELL is going on?!" (Not real name)

Karkat: "I think I gave her too much chocolate..."

Kaoru: "You THINK!?"

Another reaction.

Mum: "Hey, do you know what you did once when you were little?"

Me: "No. What?"

Mum: "I took you to a spiritual church,"

Me: "Oh no, not a CHURCH!"

Mum: "Yes, a church. And you felt SO spiritual that you got out of your seat and ran up and down the aisle with your skirt high above your head!"

Me: "...Why didn't you STOP me?!"

Mum: "I tried..."

Me: "How OLD was I?"

Mum: "Oh, only about 4 or 5..."

Me: "I am the most embarrassing person in the WORLD!" (Walks over to corner) "I think I'll go sit in my emo corner now..."

Mum: "What did you SAY?!"

Me: "I said TAMAKI corner! ...I'm building a HAMSTER home..."

Another reaction.

Me: "Wahoo!" (Jumps on Hatsaharu's lap)(Again, not real name)

Hatsaharu: "Ow! You sat on my genitals!"

(I gasp and walk over to nearest corner)

Me: "I wish I was NEVER born..."