Chapter 3 Part 3

They had a great sex life, more than he ever expected. He honestly thought that after Jane found out about Nas there would be no hope for them but thankfully he was wrong with a little help from Rich. He was happy with what they shared in their bedroom he didn't ever want to pressure her into trying or doing something she wasn't ready. Everything they did since that first time was more than anything and everything he ever felt or had with anyone so when one night they began to kiss and his hand was on her thigh and he ran his hand up, it still gave him a thrill when he didn't feel her panties, he knew she didn't have them on she was very forward when it came to her being on her period. His hand slowly went up to her breast and squeezed lightly then his thumb went over her nipple and then he rolled it between said thumb and forefinger, he loved seeing and feeling her squirm, he was on top of her and when she moved it did something to him, she would wind her legs around him and anchor him to her. Then he would remove his hand and remove the t-shirt and fling it across the room. What surprised him though was Jane's strength because the next thing he knew he was on his back and Jane was on top of him and she had a devilish smile. She leaned forward and captured his mouth, not that he was complaining, his hands were in her hair. They kissed slowly, when they parted they just looked at each other and then Jane began to kiss him down his body, she left open mouthed kisses down his chest; she particularly loved the part above his heart. He kept his arms by his side on the bed, he didn't know if she wanted him to be a participant or whether he was supposed to just lie there, he thought it was best to play it safe. Then she took his hands and placed them on her breasts and never let it be said that he couldn't take a hint, he touched and teased her in the way he knew she loved, she squirmed on him and he loved every second of it. Then she leaned down and he knew exactly what she was asking for, he took one breast into his mouth where his tongue lavished attention then he sucked her, she loved every second, while that was happening his hand was paying attention to the other breast then he would switch, he brought his hands to the back of her shoulders and he pulled her back and he kissed the valley between the breasts then he rubbed his stubble over both before taking each into his mouth, this drove her to distraction and she came from that and collapsed onto his chest panting heavily. She still had the covers on her which didn't bother him, it didn't take her long to recover and the look she shot him promised him revenge and he actually gulped. Within seconds she slid onto him and she smirked when he groaned, she moved so slowly it took ages until he was fully in her and at each millimetre she kept her eyes on him, once he was in to the hilt she moved forward and drove him wild while kissing his neck and licking it then she moved to his mouth, she had her hands in his hair while she nipped, bit and plundered his mouth. Once she had her way with him then she sat up and began to move oh so agonisingly slowly. She moved so he was almost out of her then she sunk back down onto him, he couldn't help the groan and the answering smirk on her face told him she knew exactly what she was doing to him and she was pleased. Jane kept on torturing him in this fashion for a while. He rested his hands on her thighs and kept on stroking the insides with his thumbs, Jane rested her hands on his chest and used him as leverage when she rode him not that he was complaining, and the view was magnificent. He felt her picking up the pace and held her hips and met her when she sunk back down he would thrust up by mutual agreement they sped up Jane toppled first closely followed by him. Jane collapsed onto his chest once again and buried her face in his neck until their breathing evened out, he wrapped his arms around her back then began to stroke her back with one hand to sooth her. Eventually she raised her head and kissed him softly.

"Did you enjoy that?" Jane asked tentatively

"Do you even have to ask? You drove me insane!"

Her answering smile was heaven to him; he stroked her cheek with his thumb while they just stared at the other. They smiled at each other and moved to share a kiss. After the kiss Kurt moved his right hand to get the t-shirt he placed under Jane's pillow, ever since that first time since she got up to cover herself, he kept a spare t-shirt under her pillow, the first time she realised she cried, it took her a while to convince him they were happy tears though, he still wasn't used to tears. He helped her put it on and she snuggled into him.

They tried other things in bed. The first time she took him into her mouth was a shock. She was on her period and if anything happened between them then it would be a hand job but then she started to play with him and placed kisses on his chest like when she rides him, he didn't think anything of it. He startled a little when she nipped his hip. Then he felt her tongue on him and he jumped, he never anticipated this. He looked down to see her looking at him for his reaction. She licked him again, slowly, and he gulped. He watched as she placed sweet soft kisses on him and she lingered on his tip. Then she licked him again but this time instead of using the tip of her tongue she used the whole thing and he loved the way it curved around him, before was delicate now it was as if she was lapping him and it felt so good. But nothing prepared him for the feel of him inside her mouth, if it was good before now it was exceptional, he groaned. She took him far into her mouth and she sucked and licked and he thought he was going to die. Then she began to slide off of him then took him fully into her mouth again, she repeated the process again and again. He could start to feel the pressure building up he tried to warn her.

"Jane…"

But she got that stubborn look on her face and he knew it would be useless to try and talk her out of it so he helped as much as he could, he placed a hand on her cheek to guide her pace a little more and to make sure he didn't hurt her when he began to thrust into her mouth, they worked better as a team. A few more thrusts and he came and Jane took all of him, she sucked him and licked him and, not that anyone would be doing this, but if someone looked there wouldn't be one drop of his semen anywhere, Jane saw to that. He saw her self-satisfied smile and he pulled her up and kissed her.

"You know you didn't have to do that right?"

"I wanted to."

"You know where I keep my boxers right?"

Jane was confused by the topic change but nodded.

"Good, promise me something, if and when you do kill me, because I'm pretty sure that's your aim, please make sure I'm not naked."

Jane shoved his shoulder.

"Seriously though, where did you learn that?" He felt her stiffen in his arms and wanted to kick himself.

"You're not going to like it…" she whispered

"Jane, I'm sorry I have no right to ask that question. I'd never experienced that and it blew my mind, I was curious that's all…"

Jane moved to her bedside table and then placed a book on the bed. Kurt just raised his eyebrows in question.

"Zapata gave it to me…"

They stared at the other for a while.

"I'm not thanking her! She'd get too much pleasure from that plus her knowing what we do….just no, no way!"

Their sex life wasn't all plain sailing. On a Sunday morning after a wonderful night of amazing sex and early morning sex it was time for them to get up; Jane was still sprawled over him, something which he never tired of.

"We need to get up…"

"Noooooo."

"Jane, if you want the chocolate chip pancakes…"

"I hate you; just because you can cook…you think you have the power!" Jane grumped

Kurt chuckled.

"It's ok; you can stay in bed while I make pancakes for myself…"

Jane looked up at him in horror.

"You wouldn't!"

"Well I don't want you to think I'm controlling you with food." Kurt softened the statement with a kiss to her furrowed brow.

Jane muttered something in another language but Kurt knew the tone and was glad that he couldn't understand. He was tempted to record her mutterings one day and get Patterson to translate them for him but he was kind of scared what he might learn plus the fact that Patterson would look at him weirdly and she may share that with Zapata who cannot keep her mouth shut, that he couldn't deal with. Jane moved off of him and got out of bed ready to get the coffee going which was her job in the mornings. Before she took a step from the bed Kurt made an offhand comment.

"Maybe we could conserve water and share a shower…"

He didn't know why he said it and he really didn't expect her to agree, she still put on a t-shirt after sex, and he didn't think anything of it and just went into the bathroom like usual. When he came out Jane was sitting on his side of the bed still in her t-shirt and she was hugging her knees, she had stretched the t-shirt over her knees.

"Jane? What's wrong?"

Kurt sat by her, he had his towel around his waist. Jane turned to him and he hugged her.

"I'm sorry…" said Jane muffled against his shoulder

"What? Why are you apologising?" asked a confused Kurt

"I'm sorry that I can't do certain things…that I can't share a shower with you. I tried to come in there but I just froze. I want to be in there with you but something is stopping me…"

"Shhh, Jane…" Kurt held her tighter "I don't know why I said that. Yes I want you in the shower with me but only if and when you're ready. Please don't force yourself into something that you're not comfortable with. I'm an idiot, plain and simple." Kurt picked her up and placed her on his lap and carried on hugging her. "Jane, you know I would never want you to do anything that you're not comfortable with, right?" He let out a sigh of relief when she nodded her head. "You know the night we first shared this bed was the happiest night of my life…" Jane scoffed. "Hey, I'm telling this so listen. That first night was magical for me. I thought I lost any hope of us being together when I made the mistake of sleeping with Nas…" Jane stiffened again but Kurt just hugged her tighter. "…I realised I wanted you and used Nas to try and forget that, don't get me wrong, she was using me as well. But I wasn't thinking with my head. Anyway I thought that time in the hospital was the best I could hope for then you agreed to stay here then we shared the bed and it was amazing. I held you in my arms and it was wonderful, I never thought I would get the chance. If that was all I was going to get then I would die a happy man and I was happy, really happy, then you eventually told me that you wanted more and again I couldn't believe that I was lucky enough to be with the woman I'm in love with in every possible way. You continue to amaze me. Please believe me, if we never do anything else, I. AM. HAPPY. Please do not change for me, just be yourself, that's all I ever want. Ok?"

Jane squeezed him harder and nodded.

"So do you want to get under the covers again or do you want your pancakes?"

Jane looked up and into his eyes.

"Mmmmm, I think I want ….pancakes!"

Kurt chuckled.

"Pancakes it is!" Kurt placed her back onto the bed and she got up to go to their bathroom and he got up to get changed. At the bathroom door, Jane paused,

"Kurt?"

He turned to look at her.

"Yeah?"

"Maybe we could have pancakes then get back under the covers…"

Kurt chuckled.

"I thought you wanted to see the movie?"

Jane shrugged her shoulders.

"We could wait and see it when it comes onto DVD…"

Needless to say as soon as she finished washing the last plate Kurt picked her up and took her back into the bedroom, she giggled and started to nip at his neck. They spent the rest of the day in bed apart from a very brief lunch break. They were both refreshed for Monday morning.

A few weeks later they had a close call, it seemed as if there was a close call every other week, Kurt was kept overnight as he had received a bang to head by a perpetrator, needless to say when Jane saw it happen she was too far away to stop it but her heart was in her mouth when Kurt fell to the floor. She dealt with her suspect and then went to deal with the one that was standing over Kurt in a menacing way, she took him out and maybe by the definition of others may have gone overboard, as soon as he was incapacitated and his weapon secured she went to Kurt's side and stayed by him all the way to and in the hospital. Kurt was kept overnight for observation and Jane ended up sharing his bed as he insisted on it. He was released the next morning and Reade came to pick them up and drop them off at their apartment.

"Kurt, why don't you go and grab a shower? We can relax for the rest of the day and the team will be coming by this evening."

She watched as he made his way into their room. She couldn't believe that she was so close to losing him, they had close calls before but for some reason this latest one spooked her more. Kurt came out in a t-shirt and his boxers.

"Just relax for the moment, I'll have my shower and be out in a minute. I've put your pain medication on the table, make sure you take them or I will make you take them, do you understand?"

She heard him grumble something but was confident that the pills would be in his system by the time she came out. She found him on the sofa where she left him and he had is head back and his eyes closed but she was pleased to see some of the water had been drunk along with the medication. She sat by him and he stirred and turned to her and her eyes welled up which caused him some concern.

"Jane?"

She tried to smile but a tear ended up rolling down her cheek instead, Kurt wiped it away with his thumb, his concern growing even more. Jane buried her face in his neck, it seemed to be her favourite place, he wrapped an arm around her until she gathered herself together, and he kept on stroking her back, which calmed her down somewhat. He heard her speak.

"I just felt that today, yesterday was too close and I almost lost you…"

"Hey, it's going to take more than a thug bashing me on the head to get rid of me, you're stuck with me for a very long time!"

Kurt kissed her temple.

"Promise?"

"I will never willingly leave you, is that enough?"

"I suppose it will have to do."

Jane snuggled into Kurt some more then began to kiss his neck, his chin and moved to his mouth, as she did that she straddled him. Kurt automatically put his hands on her thighs. The kisses were mind numbing, she was seducing him. He ran his hands up her thighs and felt nothing apart from her smooth skin, he could feel the heat of her core on his thighs, and there was a niggling in his brain but with the kisses, her smooth skin and his head injury from the day before he was slower than he would usually be. When they parted Jane kept on kissing him, on his chin, his neck and then she sucked on his bottom lip, his heart was pounding and he couldn't think clearly, his mind was still fuzzy. Before he could string a thought together Jane was helping him off with his t-shirt, then something clicked in his mind, the fog cleared. He looked at her and she had her arms crossed and her hands were on the bottom of her t-shirt, then everything became clear, he was thinking rationally, he could hear again and before Jane could lift her hands and therefore the t-shirt up he stopped her he covered her hands with his.

"Jane. You don't have to do this."

"Kurt I want to."

"Look we can take this into the bedroom, we don't have to do this here…"

"But what if I want to?"

That was when Kurt realised that the blinds on the living room were drawn, it was still bright but at least they wouldn't give any peeping Toms a show, he understood that she really wanted this and he let her hands go, they kept eye contact as she pulled the t-shirt up and over her head and neither knew where the item of clothing landed after she threw it and neither of them cared. She was baring all for him to see, scars and all, to be honest he forgot about them because he was so used to touching and feeling them he didn't give them a second thought. They kept on staring at the other. Jane got a little nervous.

"Do I have to show you what you have to do? Was that hit to your head harder than we realised?"

That seemed to galvanise him, he threaded his fingers through her hair and brought her mouth to his and proceeded to kiss her senseless and she writhed on him. When they parted to regain their breath it seemed as if a switch had been flicked in Kurt's mind, his mouth was everywhere on her body driving it insane, on her neck, he really liked that pulse point there, on the scars he could see, on her breasts. He really liked her breasts, he pulled her shoulders back and he trailed open mouth kisses down between her breasts and further and did wonderful things to her navel. He brought his mouth back to hers and devoured it while his fingers slowly trailed down her body through her wet folds and into her, if her groans were anything to go by she was enjoying nearly as much as he was, he began to move his finger in and out of her, he started off slow as he wanted to prolong this for her, she was giving him the gift of her body, well seeing it, and he didn't want her to regret one second of it. He could feel her breathing change so he added another finger and increased the pace, Jane seemed to love that, every time he pulled out of her she would sink down onto his fingers as he entered her again, together they worked until she went over the cliff. She collapsed on top of him much to his delight, he kissed her temple and kept on pumping his fingers so she could get the most out of her orgasm, he felt her shudder against him. Then he felt her kiss his neck, he pulled his fingers out and brought them up, Jane grabbed his hand and looked at him and he could have sworn they were linked telepathically because as one they both licked his fingers, her the front and him the back, she dropped his hand which fell to his side and took his mouth in a passionate kiss, her hands were on his face on his stubble keeping his face close to hers not that he wanted to be anywhere else. They rested their foreheads against each other's when they parted. Kurt really liked the taste of her so when they had recovered he urged her up and she understood what he wanted and spread her legs. His facial hair was tickling her inner thighs, she really did love that feeling and she would be devastated if he ever decided to get rid of his stubble, she equally loved the feeling of his mouth on her and his tongue in her, she groaned her pleasure as he licked, kissed and sucked her. She wanted to give him more access to her core so she moved her right foot to the top of the back of the sofa which gave him more room however all the ministrations he was giving her was making her leg shake so he placed his hand under her knee to steady her which helped but then she had to deal with the awareness of his calloused fingers slowly running up and down her thigh. She was undulating into his mouth trying to match his tongue thrust for thrust then she exploded and Kurt had a vice grip on her hips for fear that she would fall over the back of the sofa. He held her, not that he had much choice seeing as Jane held his head to her, until she recovered and in the meanwhile he placed soft kisses to her centre. Once he was sure she was back to her old self he slowly oh so slowly pulled her down and if he managed to lick or kiss his way up her body at the same time then he was being efficient. She stopped her descent before she landed on his lap and he looked into her eyes which looked determined.

"Off!"

"Huh?" asked Kurt

"GET. YOUR. BOXERS. OFF. NOW!"

He didn't need to be told twice and quickly divested himself of the last barrier, sort of, they were still around his knees and just as he registered that fact he felt her sink onto him and he moaned out aloud. Jane didn't believe in pleasantries and just began to ride him, he held onto her hips then moved one to her breasts where he stroked, squeezed and took one into his mouth to drive her mad. What he really wanted to do was watch her so he did, he kept his eyes on her and could tell when she was near completion again, with his hands on her hips when she pushed down he thrust up and within a few more thrusts they both came together and Jane fell against him and they rested until their heartbeats returned to their usual rhythm.

"I may not be able to keep that promise I made you earlier."

Jane looked up to Kurt's face in question after he spoke.

"I think you're the one I need to be careful of because I swear you're trying to kill me!"

Jane shoved his shoulder and rested her head back onto his chest; Kurt kissed her shoulder in affection. He reached for his t-shirt that was by him and was getting it ready to place over Jane's head when she looked up and smiled at him and ignored the t-shirt and kissed his mouth instead.

"I don't need that but thanks for thinking that I might."

Jane lifted herself off of him and without any embarrassment or hesitation started to walk towards their room, she paused at their door and looked back, Kurt had followed her with his eyes so was looking at her when she turned around.

"Seems as if I need a shower, it would be really nice to have someone wash my back…"

Kurt's mouth dropped open but he was by her side in a flash and picked her up and strode into their bathroom, she giggled when he picked her up. They got to the bathroom and Kurt put her down but kept an arm around her and adjusted the temperature of the water then they both stepped into the shower. Jane wanted to take control but he stopped her and kissed each and every one of her scars, this time was different because he could see them and he wanted her to know that he still loved her regardless of the permanent reminders of her time with the CIA. Kurt then showed her the pleasures of shower sex.

They enjoyed the art of sex when it wasn't confined to the bedroom, not that Kurt had any complaints when it was but it seemed as if something was unleashed in Jane. There were very few places that hadn't been 'Christened' in their apartment. They finished their latest bout a few minutes ago but now they had to get ready as the team was coming round in about twenty five minutes.

They opened the door to the rest of the team twenty six minutes later. The team brought several bags of food and drinks for their little get together. Zapata was looking at them weirdly, as soon as she was further in the apartment Kurt and Jane looked at the others who just shrugged their shoulders in confusion. They all turned around to see Zapata cleaning the surfaces, dumbfounded was an understatement to what they were thinking.

"Zapata what are you doing?"

"What does it look like? I'm making sure the surfaces are good for us to eat off and sit on."

"I'm not a slob!" declared Kurt

"I know that." Said a confused Zapata

"So, if you know that I'm not a slob why are you cleaning the surfaces?"

"Seriously? You had a close call yesterday, you two have a healthy sex life and the way Jane is dressed suggests that you two have recently been 'intimate' and probably have been since Reade drove you here so I just want to make sure we and the food and drinks are safe!"

"Tasha!" called Patterson

"Zapata!" said Reade

"What? C'mon look at them…" explained Zapata

Jane had buried her face into Kurt's chest in embarrassment and he had an arm around her. Kurt knew that Jane wouldn't divulge any information about their intimate times to Zapata or Patterson let alone Reade, not that she had a chance today.

"…Jane is wearing a sweater of Kurt's which is much too big for her hence why it's falling off her shoulder and we can all plainly see that she's not wearing one of her utilitarian sports bra and do any of you really want to wager with me if she even owns a strapless bra? Exactly!"

"She's at home, do you really expect her to be in her work clothes?" asked Reade

"Patterson, when do women wear their boyfriend's clothes?" Zapata asked while she kept her eyes on the couple in question.

Patterson sighed in resignation.

"When they've just been together or when they're going to sleep."

"Do women generally wear their boyfriend's stuff if they know they are going to have company?"

"No."

Zapata gave Reade a ' I told you so look', which made him shake his head.

"Ok, I'm going to regret this but I need to ask, how do you know that they were just…you know?"

"Reade!" exclaimed Kurt

"C'mon, are you not curious? I'll just ask her after we leave…"

"Actually I would like to know as well." Smiled Patterson

"Well they must have been if not Jane would be wearing her own clothes!"

"Ok, the sudden cleaning habit you've developed?"

"Have you seen Jane? Are you blind? She's hot, there's no way Kurt could keep his hands off of her until they're in the bedroom hence the clean-up, be thankful we don't carry portable black lights, that would be too informative. Is there even a surface that's…untouched?"

"HEY!" said Kurt

"Really, well you're more restrained than I thought!"

"We never touched Ella's room!"

"Kurt!" exclaimed Jane

"Thank goodness for small mercies, but we are not taking food and alcohol into your daughter's room."

"Do you really think she'd give it a rest? And we're not giving any details away." Kurt whispered to Jane

"Hey, as long as you don't make one of your sessions into your Christmas card we're good; I don't need to see where Jane would hang her candy canes!"

"TASHA!"

"ZAPATA!"

"ZAPATA!"

Jane just groaned into Kurt's shoulder.

Patterson shoved Zapata's shoulder.

"What was that for?" asked Tasha

"You just ruined candy canes for me, no offence…" she said as she faced Weller then turned back to Tasha "…leave them alone, they're happy, do not ruin anything else for me or you will find out what it is like to have me as an enemy!"

"Jeez, it was a joke. They are disgustingly happy; you can imagine their Christmas cards being the same."

"Can we please just celebrate the fact that Kurt is fine?" asked Reade

"Of course we can, guys take a seat." Said Jane

Kurt and Jane watched as Reade and Patterson hesitated to take a seat but Zapata had no qualms as she sat on a seat that she had cleaned.

"Hmmm, not so easy now is it guys?" said a smug Zapata

Reade and Patterson just looked at Kurt and Jane.

"Oh for goodness sake, if it will make you any happier, we spent most of our time in the bedroom and shower, happy?" said red faced Jane

"Erm…most of your time?" said Patterson tentatively

"Did you expect us to eat in the shower too?" replied Jane

This seemed to appease Reade and Patterson although Zapata wanted to say something but thought better of it when Kurt looked at her. Kurt kissed Jane on the temple. The party lasted for a few hours.

A week before Christmas saw a certain female agent's desk was covered in all different types of candy canes. It remained a mystery, even though she had four suspects none of them caved when she subtlety and not so subtlety questioned them.

Life was good, they were in a good place, Jane had a great relationship with Ella, and she continued to spend one week with them and one week with her mom and Connor. Sandstorm was dismantled when they took out Shepard. They were married. They had more free time now that Sandstorm was no more.

Kurt went to the bathroom to put the toiletries away from their recent supermarket run. He opened the cabinet and was confused by what he saw. He looked down into the grocery bag and looked back into the cabinet but still couldn't understand what he was seeing. Kurt walked out to the kitchen to see Jane putting away the rest of the shopping.

"Jane?"

"Hmmm?"

"Have you been shopping without me?"

Jane scoffed loudly.

"Oh please, I can count the number of times I've been shopping without you on one hand and still have two fingers left! Why?"

"Are you sure?"

Jane turned to look at him and saw that he was staring at her.

"Kurt, what's going on? You know the only reason I go shopping with you is because I like spending time with you, if it was up to me I'd live on take out if and when I ate."

"Yeah, I know that."

"So, what's with the question?"

"Well, I was putting away your toiletries…"

"Ok, and?"

"…your shampoo, deodorant and tampons."

"Ok, I repeat, and?"

"Well, you have plenty of boxes of tampons…"

"Cool, so we don't need to buy anymore anytime soon? So what's the problem?"

"You've been really tired recently, the last few times we went to the movies you fell asleep within the first five minutes…"

"They were boring."

"They were full of explosions and gunfire. As soon as we sit to watch something on the TV, you fall asleep instantly…"

"You're just so nice to cuddle with."

"You don't seem to like coffee anymore…"

"I told you I didn't feel well, it must be a bug going around."

"For a few weeks? What about your new love of tea? You always ask Reade for a teabag as he has better ones than the vending machine. You love that box Reade bought for you…"

"It was the only thing that didn't make me feel queasy, plus who willingly drinks from the vending machine. Plus, Reade's gift was sweet, he knew I didn't know much about tea so he got me a variety in a lovely wooden box."

"…and you've been more sensitive in your…chest area."

"Maybe you're just that good!"

Kurt gave her a look.

"Jane…"

"Kurt, spit it out, what are you trying to tell me?"

"I think…I think we may be pregnant."

He stared at her and all she did was stare at him without blinking, it was kind of scary.

"Excuse me? Huh?"

"I think we may be pregnant."

"I heard you the first time but we can't, I've got an implant."

"Jane there are enough tampons in the bathroom cabinet to last at least six months…"

"Maybe you just bought too many."

"When was your last period?"

"I can't remember."

"Neither can I."

"But…how?"

Kurt walked to her and wrapped his arms around her and she fell into him.

"Hey, it's ok; we're going to be great parents if it's true."

Jane scoffed.

"You mean you will be great, what do I know about being a parent?"

"You're great with Ella and we'll do this together."

Three pregnancy tests later and a trip to the doctor's confirmed her pregnancy and that the implant had stopped working a while after they got together. Neither of them were disappointed by the news in fact they wore huge smiles on their faces for the rest of the day.

"I'm telling you there is something wrong! Weller is losing weight and he looks so haggard. They were so happy a few weeks ago they had permanent smiles on their faces but look at them now. Jane keeps on looking at Kurt and Kurt isn't his usual self." Said a concerned Zapata

Since Zapata mentioned her worries both Reade and Patterson noticed the changes in their friends, Patterson without any compunction looked into their online history to see if she could find anything to help them and what she found shocked her. She took it to the other two as soon as she could. They decided they needed to talk to Kurt but not in the office but at their apartment. They chose that night, none of them felt comfortable leaving it another night just in case something happened.

The rest of the team watched as their friends, their family left for the night, they waited for an hour before leaving and knew they were going to be in because Patterson asked Jane earlier on in the day if she and Kurt had plans for the evening, Patterson was shocked when Jane lied to her face, she avoided eye contact and was fidgety. Jane had told her that they would be staying in to watch TV but Patterson knew instinctively that that was a lie.

They made their way to the Weller apartment and knocked on the door, Zapata knocked a few times and Patterson rang Kurt's cell, still there was no answer and they could hear the cell ringing from inside so Zapata took out her spare key, they all had one for emergencies, and unlocked the door, she pushed it open and the sight that met them was shocking, Kurt was on the floor by the sofa on his front, as if he'd been attacked. It must have happened soon after they got back from work as he was still in his suit. They were frozen to their spot but then as one they rushed forward to see what had happened, well Reade and Zapata did, Patterson went in search of Jane. Zapata put her fingers on Kurt's neck to see if she could feel a pulse and let out a breath she didn't realise she was holding when she found a strong one. Then three things happened at the same time, Patterson came out of the bedroom crying, Kurt opened his eyes, slapped away the hand he knew didn't belong to Jane, turned over and was shocked to see everyone in their place.

"What the hell? Why are you all here?"

And Jane walked in carrying a bag of chips, a huge bag of chips and looking totally confused.

"Er, hi guys. Does someone want to tell me what's going on?"

All eyes turned to her and as one and the three of them converged on her and hugged her as one. Jane looked through a gap of arms and bodies to her husband who had a confused look on his face and he shrugged his shoulders.

"Jane, are you ok? Are you hurt? Is the baby ok?"

"Patterson me and the baby are fine. What is going on?"

"How did you escape?" asked Reade

"WHAT?" asked Kurt

"Who took you? How did you get away?" chimed in Zapata

Kurt made his way to Jane and pulled the rest of the team off of his wife and looked at her and started to examine her for any injuries when he was assured she was fine physically, he moved to grab his keys and took Jane's hand started walking towards the door.

"Kurt, what are you doing?" asked a perplexed Jane

"I'm taking you to the emergency room, you were abducted and we're getting you and junior checked out!"

Jane pulled him to a stop.

"Kurt I wasn't abducted!"

"Of course you were they just said you were!"

"Kurt, I went to get that bag of chips, you know the one you pretended to forget to buy. Don't you think if I was abducted your agents would have told you?"

"Agents?" asked Reade

"Yeah, Kurt 'lets' me go out each night on some fools' errand because he 'forgot' to buy something and he has a couple of agents follow me."

"You know about the agents?" asked a nervous Kurt

"Kurt, I know when someone is following me and when I made out they were FBI, I knew you were trying to give me some space but also protecting me at the same time, so I let you believe your plan was working."

Kurt hung his head in defeat.

"And these agents, you're paying them out of your own money to watch out for Jane?" asked Patterson

"Yeah, how do you know that?"

Patterson face palmed herself.

"Someone… may have checked your online history…"

Kurt looked confused.

"Why?"

"We were concerned about you and when we dug a little deeper we realised you were paying agents to protect Jane, we assumed, wrongly I may add, and that she was in danger…"

"Why would you even think that?" asked Kurt

Zapata took it upon herself to explain everything.

"You've been acting…differently the last few weeks. You've lost weight, you're dishevelled and Jane keeps on staring at you at the office as if she's concerned about you…"

Kurt scoffed and Jane began to laugh. The three members of the team had no idea what was going on.

"Anyway, why the hell are you paying agents to look out for Jane? What are we? Do you not trust us? Do you think we would let anything happen to Jane and our niece or nephew?" demanded a hurt Zapata

"Of course we trust you! You put in as many hours as we do and asking you for another couple of hours on top of your very long day seems unfair. The agents are doing it on their days off…"

The three did not seem appeased by the explanation as was demonstrated by their hands on their hips and scowls on their faces.

"Ok, you've explained the agents 'protecting' Jane but what about you? What's going on with you?" asked Zapata

Kurt and Jane both blushed but neither said a word and the team weren't going to leave without an explanation. Kurt took a deep breath.

"Well, you noticed that Jane was tired when we found out we were pregnant…?"

They all nodded.

"…well, that's not the case anymore, as soon as she went into the second trimester she wasn't …tired anymore."

Kurt hoped like hell that would be enough of an explanation, he could feel his face getting hotter, he didn't dare look at Jane for fear that she would start giggling. He saw Reade close his eyes and shake his head and Patterson started to blush and couldn't look at him. Zapata punched him hard on his arm.

"Ow! What was that for?" asked a confused Kurt

"ARE YOU FRIGGING KIDDING ME? WOULD IT KILL YOU TO HAVE A DRINK WITH AND A 'GUY CONVERSATION' WITH READE ABOUT HOW YOUR WIFE CAN'T KEEP HER HANDS OFF OF YOU?"

Kurt had a pained expression on his face.

"Yes! I have never and I hope I never will have a conversation like that with Reade or anyone else for that matter!" said Kurt

"Damn straight!" exclaimed Reade

"So why were you on the floor which nearly gave us heart attacks by the way?" asked Reade

Kurt looked embarrassed.

"Well, when Jane goes to out that's my only opportunity to catch up on sleep so I take a nap on the couch…and I tend to fall off which is why the table is closer to the TV and why you found me on the floor."

"Why don't you nap on your bed?" asked a confused Patterson who still avoided eye contact

Kurt remained silent but they all noticed Jane turn red again.

"Er that may be my fault. We learnt early on that if Kurt was in the bedroom then it was unlikely that we would leave it until the morning." Jane said quietly

"Men! You're all idiots! The only reason why the human race has survived this long is because there have been women to sort out all the mistakes made by the idiots…If I end up with a nephew he better not be as dumb as his dad!" Zapata turned to Jane, something Kurt was so grateful for "…and you, can't you leave your husband alone for five minutes? He needs to eat and he needs rest for goodness sake!"

Jane turned an even darker shade of red as a result of Zapata's outburst. Patterson still couldn't look anyone in the eyes and Reade just covered his eyes with his hand.

Zapata then switched to Spanish, which Kurt was pleased about if Jane's expression was anything to go on, and she carried on ranting and went to the door and said she'd be back and left. The silence that was left was awkward.

Patterson didn't like the quiet either and decided to explain their team mate's behaviour.

"She was really worried guys. She thought there may be something wrong with the baby or either or both of you…"

"Yeah, she was really concerned; she thought that you were so tired that you may end up having an accident on the way home or to work…"

"I would never risk Jane and our child!"

"We know that but Zapata was more concerned about when you're by yourself!" continued Reade

"She worked herself up that we were going to get called to the scene of your car crash." Chimed in Patterson

"We honestly didn't mean to worry you. We didn't think there was an issue…" explained Kurt

Zapata returned around thirty minutes later laden with a couple of bags full of food that only needed reheating. Kurt made his way to her and pulled her into a hug and whispered into her ear.

"Thank you for caring about us."

Zapata just patted his back and then punched his arm again.

"What was that for?"

"That one was for Jane!"

"So why did you punch me?"

"Jane's pregnant; I can't punch her can I?"

Kurt stood there with his mouth open.

"Ok, we have some meals that just need reheating, they should last you a few days and you can use them for lunch as well…" Zapata noticed Kurt's scrunched up face "…hey, we all know you love to cook but for the next few months suck it up and deal with it. It will take you less time to reheat than to cook from scratch!"

Zapata then turned to Jane.

"Ok, from now on, you will let Kurt eat before you have your dessert ok? He needs his rest; he can't and won't say no to you so you will need to be the sensible one. Either give him time to rest in the evening and wake him up early to deal with your appetite or have your way with him when you get home and let him sleep through till morning, you choose. But HE. NEEDS. REST!"

Kurt didn't think there was a name for the shade of red that Jane was at that moment.

When they arrived at work the next morning they each found an envelope with their name on their desks. When they opened it, they each had a card key and directions to a room. Kurt came out of his office with his card and a puzzled look which was matched by Jane's and together they made their way to the room, a room that was a little out of the way. Jane used her key card and the door opened and it was a small room with a leather sofa with another envelope at the centre and a throw on the back and a mini fridge. Jane opened the envelope and they both read the note that was inside.

This is an unused room. There are no cameras and it is soundproofed, use it as you wish. You two are the only ones with keys.

They looked at each other in shock.

They used the room often, sometimes to have a nap, sometimes to relax and a lot of times for trying to curb Jane's insatiable cravings.

The team took it upon themselves to help the couple out. They would have dinner a couple of times a week in Kurt's office, Tasha would also cook a couple of dishes and leave them in their apartment but the weird thing was they never knew when she came, the meals would just appear with the instructions. Reade would take Kurt home at least once a week and the girls would take Jane to their place so at least Kurt could get a few hours of uninterrupted hours of sleep. All of this was dependent on cases permitting.

Bethany Weller was born two weeks late (no one had to guess how the impatient parents helped her along) and loved by her parents, big sister and her Aunts and Uncles.

Kurt and Jane had a weekly date night from the first week that Bethany was born, they didn't want it or even ask for it but it was forced upon them by Bethany's Aunts and Uncles. The first time it happened, they opened the door to the team and Rich and the next thing they knew they were on the other side of the door with their coats and instructions on not to be back within two hours.

When Jane had her appointment with her doctor and got the go ahead from her to resume 'intimate activities', the team seemed to know before she even told Kurt. Kurt arrived home with the team and Rich literally behind him. They were booked into the Hotel Edison for the weekend. The team kept Bethany for the first night although they did send various videos and photos to the parents. The team took Bethany to her parents on Saturday night; they knew that Jane and Kurt wouldn't be able to stay away for a whole weekend so this was the best of both worlds. On Sunday morning the team arrived to collect their niece. Jane and Kurt arrived home late on Sunday afternoon and there were more toys and clothes around than on Friday, not only was the team and Rich there but so was Ella, who ran to her daddy and Jane when she saw them. Kurt picked her up, kissed her cheek and held her for Jane to kiss.

"Daddy?"

"Yes sweetheart?"

"Can I have a baby brother this time?"

"Excuse me?" Kurt said as he shared a look with Jane

"Uncle Rich said that you were making another baby so I was wondering can I have a baby brother as I already have a sister?"

Kurt turned slowly to face Rich who decided that was the best time to pick Bethany up.

"You can't hurt me; I'm holding your child. I didn't know that little munchkins' ears are so sensitive…"