Smarts and Stupidity

You cannot change the Captain's mind, only live with the consequences of his decisions (even if said decisions are stupid).

It was kind of funny to watch Law flounder with Luffy's, well, Luffy-ness. And Usopp had even been kind enough to warn the poor bastard.

Mental warfare is a great weapon. Unless your allies are stupid enough to fall for it too.

Usopp was skilled with lying his way out of a pinch. Unfortunately, it tended to backfire a bit when Luffy and/or Chopper were around. Usopp wasn't sure what he expected when his captain and the doctor were always impressed and excited by any well told yarn.

It is painful to be the only sane one in a room full of suicidal idiots. Even more so when they don't realize they're suicidal.

It was the worst when the new scary island involved treasure because then Nami joined the side of the suicidal idiots, leaving Usopp as the one bastion of sane self-preservation.

You can correct all the idiots in the world in hopes that they'll get smarter, but don't hold your breath.

It could never be said enough that the world was full of idiots. Usopp had spent too much time with one particular group of idiots that it had basically become second nature to try and correct idiocy when it occurred before him. Unfortunately, it was a losing battle (he couldn't help but still fight it anyways).

There is no cure for stupidity. Accept this fact and continue your misery, I mean life.

Fishing Luffy out of the ocean five times in a single hour made you wonder how someone so stupid (seeing as he couldn't simply learn how to not fall into water) lived this long.

Splash!

Make that six times in one hour.

Splash!

And now he had to get Chopper out too. Again.