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It was a sunny afternoon on a rooftop as Spider-Man listened to his portable police scanner, while She-Hulk was just lounging on the roof reading one of Peter's old comics.

"I still don't get how it took these two this long to get married." Jennifer said, Peter glancing over to see her green fingers partially blocking what looked to be an S logo on the cover of the comic.

"Yeah well secret identity and all that jazz." Spider-Man replied as he unstuck himself from the wall and stretched a bit.

"Still just glasses? I mean if I wasn't public already I could've had an easier secret identity than that. Wallflower Jennifer to Sensational She-Hulk. Perfect cover." Jen said, smirking a bit as Peter chuckled to himself.

"You know sometimes it amazes me how similar we are." Peter said, plopping down on the ledge next to her.

"How do you mean?" Jen asked, clearly not getting what he was implying.

"I mean, we both kind of have that duality going on even if you're a lot more public with it. I mean take me for instance, mask and costume off and not in action? I'm a wallflower too for the most part, but mask and costume go on? I'm me. Nothing stopping me from acting how I want act, it's one reason despite everything that's happened since then? I love being Spider-Man. For me it's like you going from Regular Jen to Hulk Sized Jen so me from Plain old Peter to Amazing, Spectacular, Ultimate, you get the point." Spidey finished as She-Hulk nodded, smiling a bit at him.

"Yeah, I guess that's why we work so well isn't it? Also, serious question time... How is it I just get Savage or Sensational and you get Amazing, Spectacular, and Ultimate?" Jen asked poking him lightly in the side, Peter laughed and thought for a moment.

"Well actually Ben had the Sensational moniker too when he was Spider-Man for a while, but..." Peter trailed off, smirking beneath his mask as Jen gave him a playful glare.

"Hey if it makes you feel any better I could never pull of Savage Spider-Man... Well Venom could pull off Savage but still." Peter said as he got up, Jen following him.

"Anyway this does make me realize something... Now yeah I'm not saying now or anything but in the future... How WOULD we handle the ya know... Secret identity thing?" Peter asked as Jennifer looked rather confused.

"What secret identity thing?" She-Hulk asked as Peter loaded up the police scanner, both of them ready to go back home.

"I mean yeah we live together, people know I'm dating you... Harry still can't believe I pulled that off and yeah you've dated other guys before, non powered guys so it's par for the course for you dealing with that but... None of those other guys had a secret identity so if things keep going like they're going and we ya know... Get a lot more serious... How're we gonna handle that? I mean I already have to change about five blocks away and walk home the rest of the way after patrol just to be careful." Peter said as Jen just laughed.

"I think you answered your own question there Pete. I mean I'm not telling you to do it by any stretch of the imagination, but... Have you considered going public? I mean hell Matt's doing pretty well and when it comes to crazy bad guys he's got you beat." Jen said as Peter tilted his head, and despite his mask still being on she could detect the "really" look he was giving her.

"Look all I'm saying is, let's just see how this goes first alright? I mean... I don't want to say we're always gonna be together right now but..." Jen started but Peter cut her off.

"But we need to see if this really is going to go somewhere really serious, like really really serious, before hand right?" Peter asked as Jen nodded.

"I mean... I guess moving in together was the first big step but... Heh, I guess both of us aren't that skilled at this whole dating thing huh?"

"I mean between the two of us we've dated... What? A thousand people each?" Peter said, making Jen laugh.

"Sounds like you're low-balling it but yeah." Jen said as she put her arm around him.

"I gotta say though, so far? I wouldn't mind it." She-Hulk said as Spider-Man went into the small tool shed on the roof top to change his clothes.

"Mind what?" Peter asked, stepping out in his street clothes.

"Being 'really really serious' with you... someday." Jen said as Peter chuckled.

"Really really really serious?" Peter asked as he wrapped his arms around her and looked up smiling.

"Killing the mood a bit Peter." Jen said smirking.

"Right shutting up." Peter nodded as Jen just laughed

"Yeah I'll believe that one when Bruce stops going through 20 pairs of pants a week."


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