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Athena's Darknight

There was a little bit of Chapter confusion, but it's all sorted out now!

Without further ado, enjoy chapter 3!

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'Damn... she was thinking about her answer for a long, long time.'Kakashi thought. "Yes, I would like to go to dinner with you, Kakashi- sensei." she said, stressing out the honorific to get a rise out of him. Of course, this failed. He was so happy that she had said yes! He thanked kami again for his sudden change of luck.

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"Dammit, Shikamaru! get your lazy ass up!" Said a fuming Ino as she was pullung her long hair back into her usual ponytail.

"Why? I mean, it's not like we're going anywhere, are we?" he replied.

...Oops, bad question.

Ino knocked Shikamaru against the wall, leaving a small crack afterward.

Ino thought she heard something like 'Troublesome bitch' and kicked the lazy jonin in the stomach.

"Ow.... What was that for?" he asked putting his hands on his abused belly.

"For calling me a bitch, now come on. I am not going to put your sandals on for you. You can get your lazy ass up and put them on yourself. I am not your mommy!" Ino said.

...but she was talking to an empty bed.

"C'mon Ino, we've gotta give Sakura her birthday present." Shikamaru said, while rubbing his neck.'Man, this is gonna be a drag,' he thought.

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Meanwhile, Sakura was getting ready for her date with Kakashi. "Well, if I go with the little black dress, he'll play the role of peeping tom and try to sneak a peek up my dress. But, If I go with my white kimono with my mother's cherry blossom comb, I think I should be safe from his perverted mind." she stated, without noticing the black widow on her hand.

...Later, she noticed.

"HOLY mmnmf" she said as she covered her mouth with her other hand. A shiny tear rolled down her cheek. 'Just flick it onto the floor and squish it, like the scary little devil that it is!' Inner Sakura stated, with a somewhat proud look on her face. 'Oh, haha. It must have taken you twenty minutes for you to come up with that!' she said inwardly, sarchasm dripping off of each word she said. 'Hey, it was just an idea. You can thank me after you kill that damn spider. Cha!' Inner Sakura replied. Sakura humored her inner self, and later, killed the poor black widow. 'you're right! that did work, thanks!' Sakura thought, though she wasn't sincere.

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