Just so you know, I have watched the Jurassic Park series way too much, especially The Lost World. When it came out on video(1998), I think I watched it almost every day for a year, then my brother sold it cause he hated me/it.


Samus awoke to the sound of her armor being pulled off.

She looked up to see Jigglypuff eat the last of her helmet.

"What? I was hungry! I have to eat you know!" the puffball protested after seeing her death glare of death and glare-ness.

"There were Poptarts in the cupboard you know!" she said.

"No you were Poptarts in the cupboard!" Peach exclaimed and left the vehicle.

Yoshi and Dr. Mario opened the door in front, leading outside; they opened the back door to the truck in front of them and got in, started the engine, then started playing car.

Suddenly peach started screaming, everyone looked outside at her running in circles.

A roar pierced the air as vibrations vibrated through the trailer.

"Spinosaurus, the one theropod carnivore larger than the tyrannosaur… and Giganotosaur…" Link said, trying to sound all cool and stuff.

"I don't think so, sounds bigger," Samus replied.

A gray furry foot smashed down inside the circle Peach was making. A eight-foot long cat head lowered down in front of the window; it was a Gold Californian Spangled housecat, its greenish yellow eyes peered in intensely.

Peach ran into the truck and climbed in-between the two.

The cat stomped over to the back and placed two wheel-sized paws on the roof, then shoved it forward into the forest and down a steep hill.

The eighteen-wheeler was shoved from side to side and battered by the trees, crushing smaller ones as it crashed down the fern covered drop.

Cupboards became loose and Poptarts fell and sprinkled on the carpet as equipment was thrown around inside.

The refrigerator door fell off and Mountain Dew: Code Red bottles rattled everywhere.

The whole vehicle smashed through a rotted out sequoia, Yoshi pressed the brakes.

As some trees were downed, it revealed a cliff drop.

The still wheels slid across dead trees and plants as it started slowing.

The truck finally stopped with the two front wheels hanging over the edge.

Everyone slowly got up from the item-littered floor, regaining balance.

Peach removed herself from her eradic, somewhat sexy position with Yoshi and peered over the edge at the pond from the forty-foot drop.

The Smoo and Pit got up and looked out the windows in the back.

Then a gold flash covered the windshield, a gold Californian Spangled-y flash.

The California Spangled kitty stood on its hind legs and barely managed to only show its face from the eyes up.

This would have been cute if it wasn't trying to viciously eat them.

Pit and the Smoo, who were in the walkway at the time, fell on their backs and started sliding with the bottles.

With a swipe of its claw, the window shattered.

The cat tried climbing it by latching its claws on the floodlights, but ripped off the entire roof of the truck.

Undoing their seatbelts they crawled out the back door just as the truck fell into the pond.

Opening the door to the trailer, the three stumbled in.

Dr. Mario held the door shut.

Suddenly the Code Red bottles began to roll up to the door as the trailer shook.

As the Smashers in the seats tried grabbing the dog and angel but failed, four large claws pierced through the door, and then pulled it off its hinges.

Dr. Mario fell onto the Smoo dog's lap as they slid for the doorway.

Everyone eventually lost grip of the things they were holding onto and slid into Pit, the dog and Dr. Mario about to fall out the doorway with the Poptarts.

The cat moved its jaws to the doorway, Dr. Mario started crawling up, but the cat managed to squeeze its muzzle inside and bite his leg.

The doctor grabbed for the Smoo, pulling it out, the others pulled it back in.

The cat lowered its head. Then a moment later looked back up, licking its lips.

Scrambling to the other side, the earth on the edge of the cliff broke off and the trailer fell into the water, then fell over upside down.

The cat sat on it, it crushed in and water poured in from the shattered windows.

The flooded trailer was now fully submerged with a pocket of air inside.

The cat slammed its head into the top of the trailer, making a large hole and letting water pour in.

It sniffed around in it, then lifted back out, chewing on the bottles of red sugar and caffeine.

Fox and Jigglypuff swam under the hole as the feline looked back inside.

Wario, Samus, Bowser, and Yoshi did the same as the cat snapped and pawed at them.

Marth, then Zelda crawled through the water filled tractor trailer once they were under the hole, the Smashers then swam out of the doorway and ran off into the jungle.

Running, Captain Falcon looked behind to see the cat trot in curiousity over after them and knocking trees out of the way.

Breaking through the bushes into a stream, Mario, in front stopped them; a spinosaurus was fishing.

"Don't move a muscle: it's vision is based on movement… Wait that's with a T-rex," spoke Link.

It raised its head from fishing and roared.

The videogame characters ran in the opposite direction, the dinosaur following.

They made a right as the cat emerged from the trees.

Pit ran in circles until he tripped and fell in between two logs, the spino walked across it, the logs saving him.

The two giants roared at each other, the Spinosaur grabbed the cat's neck and pulled him around.

Pit got up and ran in between them, trying to catch up with the crowd as the cat rolled over, then grabbed its enemy's neck and twisted it.

Running to a stop they took a break.

"What was that thing?" Zelda asked,

Pit finally caught up with them, "It was a Gold Californian Spangled, the most ferocious house cat ever… not really but I own it."

"So there were giant prehistoric cats?" Falco asked as they began walking.

"No. That was a cat I blew up, so it would be hilarious when the visitors saw a gargantuan cat at the end of the tour," Pit explained.

"You did this to us?" asked an outraged Ike,

"Yeah, duh. I thought it was obvious ever since I told you about this place." Pit stated,

"Oh…"

"You did this to us?" Ike asked again, because he didn't understand what Pit said.

The Smoo tore off into the lush woods, stopped, and then started barking at them.

"Stupid dogs…" muttered Ike, stomping off into the brush.

"What loser?" he asked the dog; it was sitting, almost falling on its back while it snapped at the air and whined, "Stop creeping me out!"

Then the swordsman looked over behind the nutty pooch at the three-foot feathery creature.

A scream pierced the air. The others pushed the bushes away to investigate.

The Smoo tried sniffing the dodo bird, which had attacked Ike by jumping on his chest and pinning him to the ground.

"What is it?" Link asked, staring at the flightless bird. It mindlessly looked around the scenery.

"The question is not what, but when." Peach said,

"It's a dodo bird, which is extinct now but not a prehistoric animal so I don't know why its here unless Pit cloned it," Ness said like the nerd he was.

"SOMEONE GET IT OFF!" Ike screamed,

"Its as if it's not even scared." Pointed out Pit,

Roy chucked a rock at its head; it bounced off and hit him in the forehead, "OWW. Now it is." He said, trying to over come the awkwardness,

It still dumbly looked around its surroundings.

So he ate it.

"HA! Now what're you going to do huh? HUH?" Roy yelled, spiking the rock.

The rock ricocheted into his head.

"WHY…?" Roy asked.

They walked on.