Lorelei: Toilets… best one on that list. I might make an omake about that. Thank you!!

Nameless Flower: Phoenix makes them? Oh man I'm slow. I should be able to get that joke…

Sonicandlink: Never!! Phoenix has been hit with the stupid stick one too many times. Who says he doesn't use hair gel to keep it in place? –Inquisitive look-


Phoenix sat at his desk and balanced a pen on his upper lip. Maya's list was certainly bothering him. Maya sat in front of the TV and was oblivious to the rest of the world. He watched her munch on potato chips and lean in closer to the TV as the action picked up. He frowned and moved the pen back to his desk. 'The next thing on her list is probably, "He has to love the Steel Samurai!"' Phoenix chuckled which then caused Maya to look over at him; the show had gone to commercial anyway.

"What is so funny Nick?" Maya said and crushed the empty chip bag. She stood up and walked over to his desk where there was a waste bin. She leaned over his desk and looked at his papers. "Ah you really shouldn't doodle on your legal papers." Maya said with a small smirk.

Phoenix coughed and scooped his papers up. "They are personal copies. I don't have to show them to anyone." Maya laughed and leaned on the desk. She peeked out the door to see if the Steel Samurai had come back on but not yet. "Is that the next thing on your list?"

Maya looked down at him a bit puzzled. She was confused for a moment and then figured it out. Her face showed it and she raised her index finger. "No actually." She said wagging her finger back and forth. She gave it some thought last night and came up with the perfect condition. "I'd have to date a man who believes in channeling. You know it is very important because that is my job." She gave him a smug smile. She heard the Steel Samurai's theme music and ran back to the couch.

Phoenix thought that was actually a good condition for dating a guy. Spirit channeling was almost her whole life and if someone didn't believe in that it was like not believing in her. He filed his papers away since he was just reviewing them. He walked by the couch where the announcer was commentating the battle between the Steel Samurai and the Evil Magistrate. Phoenix didn't even glance at the screen. He went to make a cup of coffee and wait for the Saturday morning cartoons to end.

Maya raised her hands in the air and shouted. "What an awesome episode!" She stood up and turned the TV off since there was no more Steel Samurai on.

"Do you have to yell so loud? The neighbors are going to complain. You know the last complain was 'I thought that was a law office not a daycare'." Phoenix said after sipping his coffee.

Maya pouted. "I don't yell that often." She went and sat behind the front desk.

"Yes you shout after every single episode, even reruns." Phoenix said in reply.

Maya huffed and looked down at the desk. She went through the papers on the desk and pretended they were more interesting. She came across a manila envelope. "Oh yeah this…" Maya held it up. "Nick. This came for you a few days ago."

Phoenix spat out his coffee when he saw the envelope. Maya giggled. "You looked like Godot for a minute there, Nick."

Phoenix grabbed the envelope right away. He tore it open and pulled out the papers. He screamed and almost dropped them. "Maya! Why didn't you give this to me sooner?! This is due today by five!" He ran back into his office.

Maya was a little surprised. She didn't know they were that important. She got up and peeked into his office. She made sure to be very quiet. Phoenix had his face close to the papers and was filling them out as fast as he possibly could. "What are those papers for Nick?" She asked meekly.

"They are to renew the rent on this place." Phoenix replied in a frustrated tone. He scribbled his signature at the bottom of each page.

"I'm sorry… I would have given them to you sooner if I knew they were important." Maya said and went back to the front desk. She made sure the rest of the mail was just junk. She threw them in the garbage and sighed.

Phoenix slide the papers back into the envelope and got up. He got his coat and put it on. "I am going to deliver these Maya. I don't know how long it will take."

"Okay I'll hold down the fort!" Maya said cheerfully and saluted him as he went out the door.

Phoenix was glad she gave them to him in the morning he would have never been able to finish all that paper work in the evening. He just couldn't imagine being evicted; it would be such a pain in the neck moving just the books and files out. He shuddered and kept walking to the court house.

He got to the office on time but had to fill out even more paper work while he was there. He sighed and checked it over; he didn't want to deal with hidden details. He looked up every once in a while. This time he looked up he saw Edgeworth. "Hey Edgeworth!" He said in a friendly tone.

Edgeworth had been given paper work as well. "Hello Wright." He said and sat down a little ways away from him. Phoenix felt a little jilted and finished his paper work. He brought it up to the desk and the woman behind the desk checked it over. Phoenix looked at Edgeworth as he ran a hand through his hair. Then something clicked in Phoenix's head.

"!" The woman yelled. Phoenix looked over at her a bit embarrassed. She gave him some copies and Phoenix left the office.

He put a hand over his head. 'Is this really true?'

"Miles, I know this is going to sound weird but, do you like the color blue?"

"Yes, it is an agreeable color. I'm afraid I can't answer anymore of your questions. I'm quite busy."

Edgeworth who picked up an expensive foreign brand of hair gel.

"He has to believe in channeling… he has seen it so many times." Phoenix said out loud to himself.

He couldn't believe it! Did Maya like Edgeworth? Was Maya trying to tell him that she wanted him to get them together?


AN: Ohoho I hope this isn't cliche. Yeah 2 important developments. Any other ideas what is on her list?