AWWW! you guys missed me! I'VE MISSED YOU TWO! *Throws cookies to readers*

COOKIES FOR EVERYONE, expect haters *wink*

so for those of you who don't now wut we look like or have forgotten, I shall tell you all my oh so humble follower's!

Mai kasumi Hana (Dancing mist flower): Messy blonde hair with pure black tips and blood red eye's. Mostly wear's her top half her hair in a ponytail while the rest hang's freely, hair is mid back length. Wear's yin yang necklace her real father gave her before he died. 5'5 and breast size C.

Aoi miu Sukura (Blue beautiful cherry blossom): Straight light blue mid back length hair, cover's some of her left eye, wear's it mostly down and has light blue eyes. 5'4 and breast size B. I'll do lexi and Emily at end.

Lexi: HEY, HOW COME AOI GOES FIRST!

hey is for horse and because I knew her longer then you and Emily

Emily: she is right lexi, you should stop being so childish

Lexi: Hmpf! *Pouts in corner*

Emily: I'll buy you ice cream

Lexi: YOUR THE BEST *glomps Emily to the ground*

Aoi: I feel so special, any ways on with the story, same old same old, mai doesn't own anything expect the actions of us and us.

LET'S GO GET ICECREAM *all run off to shake shop*

Aoi: HEY WAIT FOR ME *runs after them*


"SISSY, I'M DONE" churuko yelled from down the hall. I opened my eye's and looked over to the clock. I sighed. I couldn't really read it since tobi was onto of it and his leg's where in the way, But i could make out 9:04. I sat up and looked around my room. All the kitten's where asleep. Pein and kohan where cuddled up together on my desk. Itachi was asleep on my window seat with kisame up against the window. Zetsu was a blanket i had put in my closet on the floor. Deidara was asleep on one of my pillows that fell when i ran into the bathroom. Sasori was asleep under my desk and kakuzu and hidan where sleeping on my pillow on my bed. I smiled. I have the akatsuki in my house. I got up queitly and qucikly left my room. I walked down the hallway to chouko's room and got her some clothes. I went to the bathroom and set the clothes on the sink.

"Ok stand up" i told her. She stood up and raised her arm's. I got a towel and dried her off.

"Here put these on and go to bed, you are going somwhere tomarow so get lots of sleep" i told her with a wink before letting out the water and walking out.

"Ok!" she yelled runningi out the bathroom and into her room. I giggled and walked back into my room and set my alram but i was careful, don't want to wake tobi now do i. I turned off the lights and layed down. Thank god i didn't step on any kittens.

*Timeskip* Moring

I woke up from a hiss followed by a Thump and turn down for what playing from my alarm clock on my side desser.I turned off the alram and looked at the time. It was 9:00, 30 minutes until i have to leave and drop off churuko. I yawned and sat up. I leaned over the side of my bed to see who had fell off my alarm clock...it was tobi, and he was fast asleep. I sighed and got out of bed and tiptoed out of the room. I walked down the hallway and into churuko's room.

"Churuko get up and get dress we have to leave soon k" i said from the door way. She sat up and strathed and said k. I walked out of the room and went back into my room and pilled out some clothes. All my jeans where in the washer so i had to wear a skirt. Yea i have skirt's, just hate them, i only wear them when i have too or on special evidents. I put on a all black mini skirt and a pink tank-yop that said 69 on it, i also put on one of my pink halloween fingerless gloves and a black braclet above it. I got my black BVB jacket and left half of it unzipped. I put on my all black convers that i always wear and walked out of my room and went down stairs until

Thump

my floor wanted to say good morning. I sighed once again. You'd think that about 9 year's of living in this house that i would stop triping off the stairs, nope. Still doing it.

"Good morning, floor" i said before sitting up. I'm surpised i didn't brake my nose or something. I stood up and walked into the kitechen. I pulled 2 bowls out and 2 spoons. I got the lucky charms and milk. I sat down at the table and made me some ceral. I heared foot steps come running down the stairs. I was waiting for a 'Thump' but it never came. My little sister came running into the kitechen.

'ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS, HOW COME I'M THE ONLY ONE WHO FALLS, IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR, DAMN YOU GRAVITY' my inner me screamed into my head.

"You look nice" i told her smiling. She was wearing some purple,blue and black cheeth skirt and a blue shirt with a nee high convers that was sparkle and pink and other colors. Her hair was into a high ponytail.

"Thank you sissy, so where are we going" She said sitting down infront of me at the table. I giggled.

"I'm not going anywhere, but you are, it's a surpise Make sure you have night clothes and a another set of clothes for the weekend" i told her drinking my milk from my now ceral free bowl.

"Ok" she said pouring her some creal and milk. I got up and washed my bowl and spoon. I then put the milk and ceral away. I walked into the front room and layed down on the couch.

*Timeskip* Later

Me and churuko where walking down the street. I had tobi on top of my head with sasori in the hood of my sweater and itachi in one of my jacket pockets and deidara in the other. Churuko was petting hidan who was trying very hard not to scrath her, If he did, there was a highway not to far from here. We walked up to miss ren's daycare. we walked up to the door and chuhuko knocked on the door and one of the children opened it.

"Onee-chan!" The boy yelled, hugging me. He's from japan so he call's me onee-chan. Here all the children call me big sister or such, when ever i come over to hang out or help miss's ren out.

"Hello haru, is miss's ren here" i asked him sweetly, ruffling up his hair a little.

"Hai" he said letting go and waling inside. We walked into the front room where the other kids where playing.

"Hey guys, i want you all to meet somebody" i told all the kids, catching there action. They all came running up to me saying 'hi big sis' or 'hello big sister'. I pulled tobi off the top of my head and showed him to the kids.

"This is pumkin" i told them, setting him down on the ground. I then grabed sasori from my hood and held him out.

"This is red" i said putting him down beside tobi. I grabed itachi from my pocket and help him out aswell.

"And this is vampire" i said setting him on the other side of tobi.

"Thats snowflake, he's really mean" i told them, taking hidan away from churuko and putting him in my left hand.

"And last but not least, this is princess" i said picking taking him out of my other pocket with my free hand.

"Aww there so cute, are they your's mai? Someone asked from behind me. I turned around and smiled.

"Miss Ren, yes these are mine, ismau saved them from the storm yesterday, i have a few others at home but they didn't want to come and i didn't have anyway to bring them" i told her.

"That's nice to hear, i'm glab your still have your love aniamls" she said walking towards us.

"Of course, i was droping churuko off, mom will pick her up on monday" i told her. She nodded and stoped beside me.

"Are you ready children?" she asked them.

"Where are we going miss ren" one of the children asked, lily. There was 10 in all. Girls are Lily, Janelle, Ashley, Churuko, Misaki. Boy's are Johhny, Jack, Kevin, Haru and Kiyoshi.

"Well we're going to...SEA WORLD" she yelled causing all the children to jump around yelling and screaming.

"But we have to wait until my gradson comes over" she said. This made me take a little insters.

"Your grandson's coming?" i asked her. She looked over to me and smiled.

"Yes he will be living with me for a year for the most, his name is chris" she said. I 'Hmm'ed.

"Well, i should get back and feed the kitten's, later guys, have fun" i said. I picked up sasori and put him in my hood, itachi in my pocket and deidara in my other one, i picked up tobi and hidan. I put tobi on top of my head and held hidan, hugging him to my chest. I said bye once more before walking out the door but i dumped into someone.

"Oh i'm sorry" i told the person. It was a guy and he looked musclar. He had dark blue wavey hair and sliver eyes.

"I'm sorry, hi my name is chris, and you are" he asked me, holding out his hand.

"Oh i'm mai" i said shaking his hand.

"Chris, darling your here, did you bring the van?" miss's ren asked from behind me.

"Yea i did, grandma" He said looking over me. Damnit he's taller then me. I'm 5'6 and he's like 5'9. I moved to the side.

"I see you already met mai" she said walking up beside.

"Yea i kinda bumped into her" he said rubbing the back of his neck.

"Well it was nice metting you chris but i really have to go, bye miss ren, bye guys" i said waving to everyone inside.

"Bye big sister" all the children said before i started running back to my house. I was running by the store nerby our house( The place where ismasu found the akastuki) and stoped and looked up to the building.

"We need some food" i said outloud, to no one. I lifted hidan and put him in my shirt, in my bra so he didn't fall out. Hidan head suck out of my sweater.

"Know don't do anything and don't talk, unless i ask you to" i told them before walking towards the store. I wouldn't get in troblue because the cashier is a friends of my mom's friend, so yea.

"Hey sarah" i said walking though the door. She looked up from her phone and sqeauled.

"Kawii~" she said juming from her spot. I sighed.

"Can i hold one" she asked.

"Yea sure" i said walking to her. Now let's see, who to give. Sasori would just sit there, hidan would try and kill her, itachi would just sharggian her and deidara, he'd just try and claw her eye's out if she said something about him being female or something. So who to give. Oh yea.

"Lightbald" i said in my gurg impression vocie. Sarah just giggled and held her hands out. I lifted up my hands and reached for my head and got...Tobi! I'm actullay surpised because i forgot he was there, he was so still and... quiet O.O. Anyways i put tobi in her hands and she squled again.

"OMG he's so cute, whats his name" she asked, squezing him to her chest.

"His name is pumkin, he likes to be called good boy" i told her. He started meowing like crazy.

"Good boy" she said and he started licking her. I started walking towards the drinks. I put deidara down on the ground and told him to follow me and got some soda. Mostly pepsi, coke, moution dew, spirt, and some pineapple fanta. I walked back to the counter with my hands full. I set them down on the counter with a huff. I walked over to the snacks lane and got some chips and stuff. I set them on the counter as well. I walked to the other side of the store where the real food is. I was walking until i saw a box of pocky's. I walked over to them. It was on the second self in the very back. I took sasori, itachi and hidan and put them down on the ground with deidara. I sighed, hidan's been pawing at my breast since i put him in there and it was starting to get annoying, but he was quiet. I went to climb in and grab it. The self's started shacking.

"Whoo" i said as it started swaying more and more. Finally i grabed the pocky's and climbed back out but when i stood up stright, something big and heavey fell onto my head. Bouncing off and hitting the floor with a hard smack. My vison was staring to blur and there was this ringing in my ear's. I grabed my head and crouch down a little.

"Wha happend" sarah asked, running over to me. For some odd reason, when i looked at her, she seem so blowded and she was rainbow.

"Wha, sarah rainbow's" i said in a giggling voice. Soon the ringing got so bad that i think i went deaft because i could see sarah talking and the kitten's meowing. The cornor of my vison started to fade and i was getting whooze.

"Im take nap now" i said spinning my body a little before passing out.

*Thrid person POV*

'LOOK WHAT YOU DID TOBI, UN!' deidara yelled, whacking tobi on top of his head.

'OW, sempai, tobi sorry, tobi didn't mean it' tobi said rubbing is head.

'YOU COULD OF FUCKING KILLED HER TOBI' hidan yelled hitting him in the same spot.

'You should be more carful' sasori said hitting tobi on the same spot.

'Hn' itachi hned glaring at him, and hitting him in the same spot.

'TOBI SORRY!' he yelled putting his head down on the floor with his paw's on top of his read. They just glared at him. Sarah on the other hand, was freaking out. She didn't know what to do. If she called the hospital she would losses her job. If she called Mai's mother she would lose her job as well because she would freak out and leave her job and come over here. She started running in circle's.

"What do i do, What do i do, What do i do, Wha-" Suddenly she stopped. Sasori, Itachi, Deidara and hidan where still yelling at tobi. She walked over to the passed out mai, on the floor. She lifted her up and rested her against the self.

"Watch her" sarah said, once they where done schodling tobi, who was now sulking in the cornor. They nodded there head before sarah ran off to the back of the store.

'I can't believe he pushed a sack of potaets on her head' deidara said looking at the sack of popteas that had fell on Mai's head, well not really fell, tobi pushed it saying it was in his way.

'I thought he where was with the bitch' hidan said glaring at tobi.

'Well, looks like someone can actully think' itachi said.

'THE FUCK YOU SAY, WEASEL' hidan yelled, swinging his head over to glar at itachi.

'Ecatlly what i said, don't call me weasel' itachi said with a bored tone but narowed his eyes at hidan.

"I'M BACK" sarah yelled running back over to them with a ice pack. She set it ontop of mai's head.

"Mmm" mai mmed. She started shifting. After about a few seconds her eyes started to flutter open.

'Is mai-chan alright' tobi said running over.

"Huh, what goin on" Mai said looking around.

"Mai, are you alright?" sarah said from beside her asking with wide eyes, looking as if she was going to cry. Mai smiled towards her.

"I'm fine" she said.

"Phew, i thought i was going to have to call 911" sarah said smiling.

" Of course you would, you over react to every little thing" Mai said laughing, making sarah pout and cross her arm's over her chest, looking the other way.

"Yea so" is all she said. Mai just laughed harder. Itachi, sasori, deidara, hidan and tobi sat in slients, watching them.

"Guess i should go pay for the stuff" Mai said once she got over her fit of laughter.

"NO" sarah said whipping her head around.

"You have been ingured in the store so you can pick anything for free for a week" she said smiling. Mai just looked at her. She smiled and nodded.

"Ok, but do i get to keep the ice pack" she said giggling.

"Yea, sure" sarah said giggling as well.

"Come tell me when your done getting your stuff" sarah said standing up. She walked over to tobi and picked him up.

"I'll be at the counter~" she sung skipping away.

"*Sigh* ok lets go" mai said standing up. She picked up the pockys that almost cost her, her life and went down to the chips with the other's following. Once she got everything she needed and put the kitten's in there places but it was hidan in the hood, itachi in her bra, tobi in here pocket, deidara on her head and sasori was following behind her.

"Bye, hope to see you again" sarah said waving.

"Ok, i'll bring the other kittens next time" Mai said walking out the door. And so they started there way home.

*Mai's POV*

The kitten's where very quiet for some reason. I looked down a little and saw that they had fallen asleep. Well i couldn't reallt tell if deidara was asleep but he was very still so i'd guess he would be asleep. I looked behind me and sasori was walking little's way behind but his head was bobing a little, he was dozing off. I giggled a little. I stop walking and he ran into my shoes. He backed up a little and glared at me. I giggled again and bended down and picked him up. I set him down in the bag with the chips. I petted his head and stood back up. I couited walking down the street and turned the street. I pulled out my keys to the front door and unlocked the door. I kicked the door opened and kicked it closed behind me. I walked to the kitechen and put the bag's on the island and pulled sasori out of the chip bags. I walked up stairs and into my room. Pein and kohan where talking on my desk where i draw my stuff, it was ment for my laptop, but i like to move my laptop around. Anyways, zetsu was looking out my window, looking at the people walking by. Kakuzu was counting my money on my dresser. Kisame was... actully kisame wasn't in the room. I walked over to my bed and set everyone i took with me on my bed. They where nocked out. I walked over pein and konan.

"Where's kisame?" i asked them. They looked up at me and pointed there paw's to the door then down to the floor.

"Ok, thanks" i said petting them both on the head before walking out of the room and down stairs. I walked into the kitechen. Kisame wasn't there. I walked into the front room, he wasn't there either. I walked back into the hallway where the stairs where and walked to the back into the garge. I sighed, he wasn't there either. I walked to the downstairs bathroom, a little was up from the garge. I figured he would be in there, cause you know, water, bathtub, but any who he wasn't in there.

"Where are thou kisame?" i said out loud, looking up to the ceiling with my hands on my hips. He couldn't be up stairs, pein and konan said he was down here so where could he be... Maybe down stairs. I walked into the the hallway and over to the side of the stair case. There was a door that had a sigh that said

'AKATSUKI 2 BASE, DO NOT ENTER UNLESS NECSER'

in big bold black letter's. The door was cept opened a little. I pushed it opened and walked down stairs. Netflix was on and playing...shark week. I busted out laughing. Kisame's head poped his out from the other side of the couch, i was a few feet behind it. I had to grab the stair railing to hold my self up. He titled his head in confusen, i just couited laughing. Once i got over my laughter, i walked over to the couch and sat beside him.

"Sup sharky, i guess you do like sharks?" i asked him. He gave me a sharky grin and climbed onto my lap and layed down. I swear to jashin, every animal i pet loves me, even kisame. I started petting him behind his ears and watched shark week. About a hour later, i remibered what i came down here for. I picked up kisame, he fell asleep, and went up stairs and sat him on the couch. I walked up stairs and into my room. Hidan, deidara, tobi, and sasori where still asleep. Itachi was up talking to pein and kohan. Kakuzu was by hidan. He had found my other wallet, i have 4 in total. Every once in a while he would glance at hidan, i knew this because i was standing there staring there, seeing as hidan was so fucking cute in kitty form. I squealed very loudly, catching everyone's atteion, even zetsu's. He was still by my window. Anyways, pein walked over to me and titled his head as if asking 'whats the matter?' sorta way. I just giggled before scoping him into my arm's.

"I want you all to come downstairs, leave sasori, hidan, deidara and tobi to sleep" and with i turned around and walked out. I walked down the stairs, But cautily, i layed down on the first step and slided down the stairs. At the last step, i stood up and went to walk off when

Thump

i fell face first. It's a good thing i put pein down when i was about to slid, if i didn't he would be crush. I sat up and glared at the floor.

"Are. You. Fucking. Serious." i said in a low tone. I looked up to kakuzu, he was laughing. Hahaha, do i have something for him. I stood up, with a dark aura around me.

"Come on guys, i was going to ask you what you want for Dinner" i said with a happy tone, my dark aura gone...for now. I skipped into the kitechen and over to the fridge. I opened the frizzer and took out everything. One by one, i set the akatsuki kittens on the kitechen island and let them look at the food i put out. There was pizza roll's, chiken patties, french fries, chicken nuggets, and corn dogs. They all looked over the food and pein meowed to the others. After a little while of talking he pointed his pointed to the pizza roll's.

"Ok pizza roll's it is" i said setting everything else back in the frizzer. I set the oven to 450F.

"Ok, now we just have to let it pre-heat" i said, helping them off the island and walked into the front room. I sat down on the couch, on the other side of kisame, and turned on some TV, it was cartoon network. I smirked at what was on, Teen titans go, a new episode too. The theme song came on because it was just starting. I sung along.

'When there's trouble, you know who to call

Teen Titans!

From their tower, they can see it all

Teen Titans!

When there's evil on the attack,

You can rest knowing they got your back 'cause when the world needs heroes on patrol

Teen Titans GO!

With their superpowers they unite

Teen Titans!

Never met a villain that they liked

Teen Titans!

They've got the bad guys on the run

They never stop 'till the job is done

'cause when the world is losin' all control

Teen Titans GO!

One, two, three, four, GO!

Teen Titans! '

After i sung the song i looked at the akatsuki kittens.

"What, i love this show, it's a new episode" i said happily. Pein looked back at the TV, eyeing it cautsily. I giggled.

"It's ok Geroge, It's a Tv, television for short. Television is a machine with a screen. Televisions receive broadcast signals and turn them into pictures and sound. The word 'television' comes from the words tele, greek for far away, and vision, seeing. Sometimes a TV can look like a box" I said in a matter-of-fact-tone. Pein just looked at me dumb found, Actully they all did.

"What, you don't think i'm smart" i said with a fake hurt tone, with my hand over my heart. Just then the oven beep, scaring the kitten's. I laughed. Even though they where the atatsuki, they where so cute and funny as kitten's. I shut my mouth shut when i heard my stomach growl. I giggled and sheepshly rubbed the back of my neck before getting up and walking into the kitechen. When i walked in, sasori and deidara where sitting in front of the oven. Deidara was leaning forward a little with a huge kitty grin on his face, i think he thinks it's going to blow up. Sasori was just sitting next to him with a bored look. He would nervously glance to the oven. I giggled and walked up to them.

"Hey guys, you have a nice sleep?" i asked squating down and petting them on there heads. Sasori just glared at me and deidara nodded his head. I stood up and turned of the beeping nosie, causeing deidara to pout and sasori to sigh. I pulled out a pan from the cabinet by the oven. I opened the bag of pizza rolls, then i ut some ten foil on the pan and pouring the bag on to the tray. I separted some of the pizza rolls. I picked up the pan and opened the oven. Sasori and deidara both hissed at it when i pulled it all the way open, the hot air hitting them in the face. They ran away into the living room with everyone else. I set the pan inside and closed the oven, setting it to 11 minutes. I walked back into the front room. Pein and konan where looking around the living room. Kisame was still asleep on the couch where i put him. Itachi was sitting by him watching TV. Sasori and deidara where in the arm chair fighting, i'm guessing about art. Zetsu was back at the window. Kakuzu was just sitting on love couch, staring boredly at the Tv. I looked over to the Tv and tobi was in front of the TV with his tail wagging. I smiled and walked over to him.

"Hey pumkin, you have a good sleep" i asked spuating down next to him and petting him on his head. He looked up at me and nodded and meowing excitdely. I looked to everyone else.

"Where's hidan" i asked out loud. All the kitten's stoped what they where doing and started at me. Expect kisame, my Sharky-poo was still sleeping.

"Damn-it Mai" i said out loud again. I slaped myself.

"Say one more fucking word and i murder you" I said out loud again, pointing a finger in my face.

"You don't tell me what to do" i said in a sassy kinda way.

Slap

"YOU LISTEN TO ME BITCH!" i scream at myself punching myself in my nose.

"Ow!" i yelled, but it was muffled, i put both hands over my mouth and nose. I looked around, all the kittens where standing infront of me. Some with worried looks, others with what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you way. Except hidan, he was still asleep and kisame was standing next to itachi, tiredly. Guess i woke him up.

"Uh...sorry, i tend to attatck myself when i do something stupid" I said smiling. They all sighed.

"Don't worry, your not stuck with a crazy bitch" i said, but then again.

"Maybe" i said, stroking my chin in a beard way. Just then the oven beeped, scaring some of the kitten's. I just giggled and stood back up, walking to the kitechen. I grabed the oven mitte's and opened the stove and took out the pan. I turned off the oven.

"Ok, guys there done" i said smiling. I got some bowls and gave each kitten 3, and i got the rest. I left 3 for hidan though. I put the bowls on the pan and walked into the front room. I put all the bowls on the floor and grabed my bowl. I grabed the remote and went to the recording's. I had my favorite show record. I scrold down the list when i saw my show. I clicked it and push play, the show started and the theme came on, of course with me singing along.

'My Little Pony, My Little Pony

Ahh, ahh, ahh, ahhh...

(My Little Pony)

I used to wonder what friendship could be

(My Little Pony)

Until you all shared its magic with me

Big adventure

Tons of fun

A beautiful heart

Faithful and strong

Sharing kindness!

It's an easy feat

And magic makes it all complete

You have my little ponies

Do you know you're all my very best friends?

The reprise sung over the credits of most episodes:

My Little Pony

My Little Pony

My Little Pony... friends'

After the song i picked up one of my pizza rolls and bite it. Next thing i know i'm screaming, with hot suace on the left side of my lip. I use my finger to move the sauce which i succened in doing but now my finger was burning. I quckily put my finger in my mouth licking the sacue off. My spit cooled it off a little. My vision started to get blur. I put my bowl down ad walked to the bathroom. I turned the sink on the put some water on my lip and finger. It felt a lot better but still hurt. I walked back into the living room and sat back down in my spot picking up my bowl.

"Are you ok?" a female vocie ask's me. It was familer but i was the only one inside. I look around the room, just me and the akatsuki. I look beside me and kohan was sitting next to me with a worried look.

"What?" i ask. She looked at me for a sec.

"I said are you ok?" she asked again.

"Konan, she won't be able to understand, un" said deidara.

"Yeah we're cat's" kakuzu grumbled.

"Kittens" sasori said, causing kakuzu to growl. My eye's widen.

"I-Im fine g-guys" i said looking back to the Tv.

"Mai" said a ferm voice. I looked over to pein, he as now sitting next to kohan.

"What happened" he asked, well more like ordered.

"Well since you asked so nicely pein, I wa-" i stoped talking. I just had said somthing stupid again, i was planing on keeping the whole i can understand you know a sercet, but me being meh just had to open my mouth.

"Damn-it mai" i said.

"Why do yo have to be so fucking stupid" i said to myself.

"I'M NOT FUCKING STUPID, STUIPD" i yelled standing up.

"WHERE THE SAME FUCKING PERON GENIUS" I yelled at myself, pulling my hair.

"Um, is she really ok" kisame asked.

"WE'RE OK" i yelled, glaring over to him. Ugh, why must i do this.

"Stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid" i mutter under my breath before sitting back down.

"Yea i can nderstand you now, i think when the potas hit me on the head today, it did somthing to my head and the pizza roll triggered it and now i can understand you guys" I said in a matter-of-fact tone. Damn do i feel smart.

"Great" konan say's.

"What you aren't freaking about us being talking cats, better yet the akastuki?" kisame ask. I just stare at him. He starts figteing, hehehe mad him uncomfortable. I narrow my eye's.

"No" i said real slowly.

"I actully know for some time now" i said back to my old self, putting a pizaa roll in my mouth. It wasn't hot now.

"Your a weired girl" sasori says.

"And i'm a rape victim" staring at the TV. They all looked at me with simpy.

"Just kidding" i said with a fake smile, they didn't see it because they just glared at me. Expect konan, she saw though my mask. I gave her a look that said ' please don't tell'. She nodded her head. I smiled.

"Well, hurry up and eat then we can go to sleep" I said looking to the Digtial clock on top of the fire place. It said 7:30. I looked back to the Tv and countied to watch my show. It was where twilight becomes a princess. I looked over to the akatsuki, they where watching the show, well some the other's where eatting. I smiled. This isn't so bad, at least i'm not alone like i was.

Hmmm~ good vanilla, oh hello my precious readers! its so nice to see you again. It's just me, the gurls had to go home. Let's just say in the next chapter some drama goes down.

*Evil grin and laugh*

MUHAHAHAHAHAHA-

Aoi: Mai, what are you doing *suddenly appears behind mai.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! *mai scream's*

DAMN-IT AOI, I TOLD YOU NOT TO DO THAT

Aoi: yea yea anyways deuce's

BYE-BYE MY READER'S, LEAVE A POSITIVE REVIEW AND I SHALL GIVE YOU SOME DICULOUS CHOCHLATE CAKE WITH COKKIES AND CREAM IN MIDDLE *waves bye*