Pairing: Sanji x Usopp x Zoro

Three's Company

They said it was wrong to deceive one's significant other; they said it was a sin. But the unrestricted lust had never felt so fine.

Ensconced in one of the Sunny's many storage closets, hidden deep in the back, the temperature fast nearing infernal levels, the cook grasped the sharpshooter's hips to keep them from slamming seven inches of hardened tissue into his throat. One hand he kept wrapped around the shaft proper, squeezing and stroking, thumb sometimes slipping into his mouth as he lapped up the leaking liquid.

"God—Sanji—uhgh—"

He kept at it relentlessly, making sure to keep one eye on Usopp's panting face, his tangled curls which fell in a handsome disarray around his pretty face. The sharpshooter had caught his eye and Sanji had been quick to hunt, trap, and seduce the younger man when Zoro wasn't looking.

Usopp became sporadic, hands roaming to fasten in his blond hair and by the way the sharpshooter began to choke and gurgle his name, Sanji knew that orgasm was close to explosion. He pulled off, hand wiping the semen from off his reddened lips and hauled Usopp to his feet, ignoring the squawk of outrage from the other man.

"Sanji! Hey!"

"Over the barrel longnose," he said, grinning and shoved the sharpshooter, overalls enmeshed around his knees, over the conveniently placed barrel, "Time to pay me. I take cash, check, and ass." He slid in, his already lotioned erection pushing past Usopp's ring of muscles to by-now-familiar regions.

Usopp yelped and slammed a fist into the barrel's side, "Ouch! Watch it!"

"Hmmm, tight," he gasped out, "Nice." His hand was already sliding along Usopp's hardened length, and pulling, caressing.

He was five minutes in and six inches deep when he heard the secret whisper of soft cloth, felt the strong hand on the small of his back and felt the slicked head prod into the cleft of his ass.

He froze.

"This isn't what it looks like."

"I understand completely. He tripped and fell on your dick," Zoro purred from behind.

Usopp groaned out, "What—"

"Zoro—"

The swordsman pushed him deeper into the sharpshooter, and Sanji felt himself spread wide to accept the man's erection.

"If you expect me to forgive you….by all means, continue."

"Hey, what's—"

"Shut up Usopp," Sanji breathed and pressed forward.

Three's company.