Romance of the Rookie


Author's Note, Woot! Chapter 3 is here! OMG! LOL I've been dying to write Dee's pov because I know it will be definately fun. And you all know there'll be random perverted thoughts about Ryo that have nothing to do with his main point. I have no idea how long this fan ficcy will go on. Till I get that weird feeling I should end it. Hopefully that's not too soon. So keep reading. This is probablly the quickest ficcy I've ever written, I've gotten up 2 chapters within only a couple days. And it might be three if I get this chapter done the day I started writing it. And yes, I'm sure you noticed how short the chapters are when I'm much more capable or writing way more. Like I said before, I get that feeling where I know I should definately end it there. Chapter 3! Enjoy!

Romance of the Rookie
Dee's POV

Chapter 3, The Savior and Foe

Berkley is such a douche bag. The idiot ran into me when he came out his office and he thought I was Drake! What a dolt! I just can't stop laughing at how idiotic Berkley is. Good, stupid ass. I hope he tries to kiss Ryo again so he'll get stun gunned again.Heh, that weird burning sizzlely smell is the best and the worst smell in the world. So, while he was "out of commision"...haha...I told Ryo let's skip out on work and go home...er...more like Ryo's place since I'm over there all the time.

Of course, he didn't want to because he said that Berkley would get more pissed for stun gunning him then leaving. I agreed with him but I knew he wouldn't yell at Ryo or do anything to him. I had to talk him in to leaving. Oddly enough it didn't take long to talk him into leaving. I drove he and I back to his apartment and we chilled out. We couldn't really have any fun because Bikky was there. He was out of school early...it wouldn't surprise me though. Atleast why he was home early.

"Don't worry, Ryo. I'll protect you from the big molesting gorilla! I'll keep you safe while I'm here! I won't leave till he does first!" Bikky yapped his big mouth.

I love that kid, but I hate him sometimes because he makes it impossible to even touch Ryo or try and be alone with him.

"Go to hell, you little shit! Ryo doesn't mind me being alone with him! I don't try to molest him! Piss off, Bikky!" I growled.

Bikky and I argued and beat the crap out of each other for a while while Ryo went off and did his own thing, I think he went to the bathroom or something. But I don't blame him for leaving because we both get loud and annoying when we fight and argue. Funny this is that Bikky and I get along real great...and at the same time we hate each other. Not sure how that works, but it does.

We got really tired after some time and just called a truce and fell asleep on the living room floor. I felt someone nudge me awake and it was Ryo. Thank God. I slowly sat up and let out a yawn, staring at him blankly.

"Ryo?" I let out another yawn.

"Yes, Dee. Don't worry, Bikky's not here. He went out with some friends to go play basketball. But I'm sure he's probablly doing something else."

Yes! Ryo and I were alone. FINALLY! I thought Bikky would never leave. But God, or some higher power answered my prayers! Yes! Now...to wait for the right moment to make my move...

"Dee...we should go back to work soon before Berkley calls or comes over. You know all hell will break loose if he finds you at my place."

I pouted at Ryo.

"B-B-B-But...we can piss Berkley off by finally being boyfriend and boyfriend! Then it won't matter anymore!"

"You know I'm not gay OR bi."

I sniffled.

"I know...but...we could get back at Berkley..."

"Then it would only be pretending. And you'd just use it as an excuse to get more kisses and the like out of me. Sure I might be a little gullible and airheaded. But I'm not that stupid."

He just smiled at me.

"Ithought you were...er...I mean...shit..."

Ryo just shook his head at me.

"How about this. We'll order some lunch...even thought it's past lunch time then we'll go back to work afterwards. Okay?"

"Uh...alright I guess. What are you in the mood for?"

"Pizza is fine. Just nothing gross on it like pineapples, mushrooms, or anchovies."

"That's fine with me. Okay...onions and peppers...and you can add whatever else you want on it."

"Um...extra cheese and bacon. Would you be a dear and go get me the phone, please?"

Of course I obeyed my precious Ryo and I went and got him the phone and sat down on the couch afterwards.

"Thank you, Dee."

I couldn't help but grin, he was thanking me for something...even if it was meager.

"Welcome. Don't you need a phone book or something?"

"Nope. I've actually ordered a lot of food from this place and I've got the number memorized. Thanks anyway."

He dialed the number and what not and started talking to whoever was taking his order. I was too preoccupied thinking about all the dirty nasty things I wanted to do to Ryo. Even if he was doing something as simple as talking on the phone he just looked so...so...cheerful...and sexy...and God...I just couldn't stop thinking about him. Not that he's never on my mind. I could just fu...

"Dee! DEE! Knock it off! Stop it, you idiot!"

I blinked and shook my head a little, staring blankly at the other. What had I been doing? Once I realized what I was doing again I blushed a little. I guess in all my mindless thinking I had hugged Ryo with a death grip. Oops.

"S-Sorry...so how long is the pizza going to take?"

Ryo sighed and rolled his eyes at me, getting up to hang the phone up then he came back and sat next to me.

"They said twenty to twenty-five minutes. That is if we have time before all hell breaks loose."

"What do you mean by that?"

"Just to plainly put it, Berkley."

"Oh...so...what do you want to do?"

I grinned at him.

"I dunno...just sit and relax?"

"We've got lots of time to do that...how about...we do something...a little more exciting...?"

Ryo's face got a little shy, and his cute little cheeks flushed a little. I slowly moved my face closer to his, reaching one hand up to rest on one of his cheeks. My face was only inches from his. His warm breath lightly tickled my face, I'm sure mine was doing the same. My other free hand slowly wrapped around the other's waist. God, I don't think I can wait any longer... For some reason Ryo's gaze slowly went down, and I was wondering why in hell?

"Dee...um..."

His voice was trembling, it was hard for him to speak. But the way he did it was cute. I don't think I can wait any longer.

"What is it? Don't keep me waiting..."

My mouth slowly curled into a smile.

"Um...uh...you um...have...a...bo...ner..."

I swear to God his face couldn't get any redder, the last word he said I didn't hear.

"What? I didn't hear you."

"I said...um...you have a boner."

I just blinked a few times and stared at Ryo, I think I started to blush because my face got really hot. Like when your nervous or whatever? Well...yeah...let's just say now I was a little embaressed. It grew silent between us, it seemed no one wanted to break the painful silence between us. Of course, not long after I recovered and just slyly grinned at the other.

"You wanna make it feel better...Ryo?"

Just at that moment I think he wanted to die. He had all sorts of weird expressions on his face, as if he weren't sure what he should do or say.

I unwrapped my arm from around Ryo's waist and I used my hand to gently grab the other's hand and I guided it to my crotch.

"That's what a real man feels like. Just remember that, Ryo. I'll guarentee you Berkley definately doesn't have what I have."

I think Ryo panicked, he looked so horror stricken like he wasn't sure if he should slap me, run away, or...actually go through with it. To make things worse I swiftly moved foreward and kissed him on the lips. I felt his hand move away from my crotch, but that was okay, his arms wrapped around my body and I felt the warmth of his body against mine. I definately got Ryo in the bag. Berkley doesn't have shit on me.

Then out of no where I got hit in the head and I broke away from Ryo and fell on the floor. I was dazed and even my vision was a little blurred. When I sat up and looked at Ryo there was...BIKKY next to him on the couch. That little bastard! Why did he have to ruin it? I just wanted to cry. He always ruined everything for Ryo and I. I wish Ryo would stun gun that little brat...

"I knew I shouldn't left you alone with that stupid molesting jerkward! I'm sorry, Ryo! Don't get mad! I swear I'll never leave you alone with him ever again! EVER!" It was Bikky's stupid voice.

God I hate him...

The doorbell rang and Ryo got up to answer it, Bikky stayed on the couch and glaired down at me, crossing his arms. I never even heard Bikky come in...but then again that was probablly because I was preccupied with Ryo...

It was pizza, thank God. I just want to eat and go back to work. Atleast then I can get away from that brat. It smelled good...

"Food time, you guys!" Ryo called out.

So far leaving work was good...no Berkley or JJ or paperwork...okay...so I never do my paperwork anyway...but that's not the point.