THANK YOU FOR ALL OF THE VOTES! I HOPE MORE START TO COME IN AS WELL! YOU GUYS ARE BEASTIE!
*The Twilight Zone theme song comes on. Lights dim*
This is your hostess, TheAmazingElizabeth, and this is… THE TWILIGHT ZONE! OOOOOOOOH!
Oh wait, wrong show. Oops.
THIS IS ACTUALLY THE STRANGEST THINGS DONE AWARDS!
Okay now that's out of the way let me introduce myself…again.
This. Is. SPAAAAAARRRTTAAAAAAA!
Oh, crap, wrong again.
No, this is actually .
Who keeps on messing with my cards! Charlie, if you touch my cards again, I'm going to get Pascal on you!
Alright. Let me start again…
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WELCOME TO THE STRANGEST THINGS DONE AWARDS WITH ME, YOUR HOSTESS, THEAMAZINGELIZABETH! CAN I GET SOME LOVE?
*Crowd goes insane. Some random dude waves a sparkly poster that says I LOVE YOU! Whoever sees that poster is now BLIND*
Welcome back to another round of this cheap crap!
*Crowd laughs*
No really, no one gets paid behind the scenes. My notes are written on pieces of BALONEY.
BALONEY.
Baloney.
ANYWAY, now I know that all of you are ready to see who won, well, hold own to your seats.
Hold own to your glasses.
Hold own to your horses, pies, and baby 'cause a hurricane's coming…
THE WINNERS ARE…
*People faint*
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COMING UP AFTER I GET MORE VOTES BECAUSE I'M A CRUEL OLD SCROOGE MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
*Crowd boos and throws pies*
HEY! That better be apple pie! And I thought you guys would be happy cause that also means another round of your favorite Disney dude…!
FLYNN RIDER!
*Crowd goes wild. More people faint. The curtain rises and reveals a large glass box with you-know-who in it. Silence. Crowd screams so loud they almost break the glass*
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA! SHUT UP! Alright now! This…glass room thingy is completely sealed to keep this Amazing dude in here. Don't worry we can hear him, but he can't hear us.
"Actually, yeah, I can-"
*Starts to make loud noises over him*
SEE? NOT A THING. OKAY LET'S GET STARTED WITH THE QUESTIONS!
"Elizabeth-"
AAAAHHH! HE ACTUALLY SAID MY NAME! LE GASPITY GASP GASP!
"Riiiight…anyway, if I couldn't hear you, how will you ask the questions-"
LET'S BEGIN THE AWESOME NEW ROUND OF MY STRANGE TORTURE METHOD - ER, I MEAN, QUESTIONS!
*Flynn bangs head against wall*
"This place is no better than that chair!"
Hey! At least you can walk! And look there's that chair you sat in before if you love it so much! And guess what? There's even a bathroom!
"It's STILL a bucket."
Don't talk about your toilet like that!
"…can we just get this over with already?"
Geez, impatient, impatient…
"*sigh*"
FINE! If you just LOVE being tortured so much, I'll make it even LONGER! TAKE THAT!
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
*Crowd cheers and cries tears of happiness*
Whoo hoo!
"Must…find…some…sort…of…SUICIDAL WEAPON!"
SOOOOO Flynn… you died right?
"…yeah…"
…and how was that like?
"What? The horrible, painful, unforgettable dying part or the weird, dark death part."
The weird, dark death part, how was that?
"…"
Well? Aren't you going to answer that?
"Weird and dark."
Wow, that sounds familiar.
"I bit does."
…alright… did you ever get super-human strength in your hand?
"…"
ANSWER THE QUESTION.
"Oh, I thought you might interrupt like you ALWAYS do."
WHAT! I- *sob* I- *sniff* I AM SO OFFENDED! *Cries*
"Oh, great, look-"
HOW COULD YOU!
*Crowd, 'awws'*
"Oh come on! How can you guys say that! She's torturing-"
WAAAAAAAAAH!
"…could we just go to the next question-"
Okay! Next question! Do you use ANY product in your hair AT ALL?
"Finally! A good question! And the answer is: with looks like this, you just gotta have good hair. *Smile*"
Wow, Flynn. That was just so…corny, man.
"…..uh-huh"
Did you get hurt at all when you went off on that EPIC ADVENTURE OF A LIFE TIME with Blondie?
"Hey, I only call her that."
TO BAD!
"…"
Answer. The. Question.
"Fine! Yes!"
"Is that yes, to my question or yes, you'll will stay here in that cage for life?
"What? It's yes to-"
STAYING IN THAT CAGE FOR LIFE! AWESOME! I NOW HAVE A PET!
"WHAT? NOOOOOOOO! LET ME DIE!"
Oh, yeah, and just to let you know, being my pet means you might get slammed to the back of my closet while unconscious a lot, but you wouldn't notice I mean, you never noticed before…
"Wait, when was I slammed to the back of someone's closet while unconscious before?"
…nothing…
Next, question! What would you do for a Klondike bar?
"… do you really want to know?"
Yes, yes I do.
"*sigh*… I would… *starts to whisper*"
HOLY CRAPO MUNGO! I DID NOT NEED TO KNOW THAT!
"But you said-!"
GOSH, FLYNN! WHY DON'T YOU TELL THE WHOLE WORLD THAT, HUH?
"Oh come on! It's not that bad!"
Not bad enough to tell the audience…?
*Crowd awaits eagerly*
"NO! You can't them that! Look, I take it back, okay?"
No way, man! This is, like, some serious blackmail material!
"Oh crap."
Which reminds me of this question, can you give me a nickname too?
"…no."
Aww! Pleaze?
"No."
Pwety pweeze?
"No."
Pwety pweeze with suga on teh side?
"…no."
FINE! OKAY EVERYONE! WHO WANT'S TO HEAR WHAT FLYNN WOULD DO FOR A KLONDIKE BAR?
*Crowds screams*
"NOOOOOOO!"
Then give me my nickname!
"Fine!…Emogirl."
What? Emogirl? Are you serious? You gave Rapunzel Blondie and Goldie and you give me Emogirl?
"Fine!…Scarecrow."
I'm not going to say anything about that because this is suppose to be rated PG.
"URG! How about…Nightmare?"
Dude, what's with all the Emo names?
"…"
FINE! I'll take it.
"Finally."
Next question!
You said that you don't sing. You sung, and it was GOOD. What the heck, man?
"Alright, there's this thing called TALENT. Be jealous."
*Crowd goes 'oooooooooh,'*
At least I'm not trapped inside a glass cage and being pitifully tortured by a girl who asks you questions.
*Crowd laughs*
Thank you! Thank you! I'll be here all week!
"Yeah, you're a crack up."
Why, thank you. You see Flynn, THAT'S talent.
"…it was sarcasm again-"
Next question!
Do you want a beard?
"What? What kind of question is that?"
Hey, don't blame me! I just ran out of questions to ask and no one wants too ask you any.
"Whoa, whoa, whoa. No one wants to ask ME anything?"
Hey! Only I get to ask the questions!
"But I'm answering your question."
With ANOTHER question. Not acceptable, man. NOT ACCEPTABLE.
"… Fine! No."
No, to what? My question or no, to never leave that cage.
"No to-"
NEVER LEAVING THAT CAGE! AWESOME!
"Not again."
I OWN FLYNN RIDER! EVERY GIRLS' DREAM!
"Rapunzel is going to find out that I'm gone, you know?"
HEY! I ONLY ASK THE QUESTIONS!
"*Sigh*"
Oh BTW-
"What in the world is BTW?"
STOP INTERUPPTING ME! And BTW is short BY THE WAY yur dur-brain!
"By the way? Wow, you ARE lazy."
GEEZ! THERE'S NO NEED TO POINT OUT THE COLD, HARD TRUTH, FLYNN! I MEAN, I DIDN'T TELL EVERYONE WHAT YOU WOULD DO FOR KLONDIKE BAR!
"Do you really have to bring that up?"
Yes, yes I do.
"*Groan*"
Alright, I have nothing more to ask so I guess I have to end the show early.
"YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!"
*Crowd boos*
HEY! It isn't my fault! No one wants to ask THE FLYNN RIDER-
"Thank you!"
STOP INTERRUPTING, but you're welcome! Anyway, ask some questions people! And vote!
Wow, I can't believe I went through the whole show without telling everyone what Flynn would do for a Klondike Bar! Alright, good night America, and where ever!
*At the bottom of the screen you see the words, 'Flynn would let Pascal stick his tongue in his ear again…! FOR A KLONDIKE BAR' Crowd gasps in horror.*
"What? What! What's happening?"
Nothing, Flynn, nothing at all…
