BONUS CHAPTER
Things I Am Not Allowed To Do By Shetland Islands
1. I am not allowed to drop out of a tree onto Denmark and steal his hat.
2. Even if I can beat him. Because he doesn't like it and Scottie will be cross.
3. I am not allowed to drink too much.
4. Because Scottie doesn't like getting a bill for the rebuilding of bars.
5. I am not allowed to steal Prussia's boxers.
6. Even if he has harassed Orkney, because...See number Two.
7. I am not allowed to kick America.
8. Because he kicks back and England hates having to stop fights.
9. I am not allowed to set fire to Hong Kong's wardrobe if he annoys me.
10. He keeps his fireworks there, surprisingly.
11. I am not allowed to kick Francis.
12. He will then tell on me.
13. Scottie would be cross.
14. I am not allowed to steal pocky from Japan.
15. He will start lacing it with sedatives.
16. Which isn't fun.
17. I am not allowed to ply England with drink.
18. See 4.
19. I am not allowed to make Orkney go to lessons in my place.
20. Because he can't do a convincing impression of me and will tell.
21. I am not allowed to buy a flamethrower again.
22. Because Wales will set his dragon on me.
23. I am not allowed to climb up the guttering any more.
24. Because it scares everyone except me.
25. And I should care about that. I really should.
26. I am not allowed to tie Francis to a tree and leave him.
27. See 13.
28. I am not allowed to steal paperwork and set fire to it.
29. My brothers will all try to kick my ass when they get into trouble with their bosses.
30. I am not to hack the intercom system.
31. Francis was the only one happy when I did so.
32. Needless to say, England wasn't. At all.
33. I am not allowed to slide down the banisters.
34. I am not allowed to throw ice cubes at Scottie.
35. See 13.
36. I am not allowed to pour glitter into Germany's nostrils while he's asleep and call it a German Sparkle Party when he sneezes it out.
37. Because he'll really not take it well.
38. I am not allowed to hit South Italy's arm if he annoys me.
39. Spain will be angry. Plus, South Italy will hit me back.
40. I am not allowed to kidnap Berlitz again.
41. Germany will hunt me down.
42. Even if all I was doing was cuddling him and he was happy.
43. I am not allowed to dress up China's panda.
44. He'll try to dress me up to match.
45. Scotland will take pictures.
46. I am not allowed to dress up any of my brothers in dresses.
47. Even if Francis pays me.
48. Because my ass won't be worth a penny by the time that my brothers are through with me.
49. I am not allowed to steal Faroe's guitar.
50. He'll be upset. Really upset.
51. I am not allowed to sing the stereotype song. Ever.
52. I am not allowed to give Francis the spare key to England's house again.
53. See 31 and 32.
54. I am not allowed to break Scottie's windows.
55. See 13.
56. I am not allowed to claim that Denmark is 'my eternal lackey'.
57. I am not allowed to hit Prussia with a barge pole.
58. I am not allowed to buy Super Glue again.
59. Ever.
60. I am not allowed to fix wheels to Russia's desk so that if anyone leans on it it moves forward.
61. I am not allowed to dress as Canada and use this disguise to steal food.
62. Francis would be cross. Also see 48.
63. I am not allowed to give Scottie's password to Ladonia.
64. I am not allowed to pour colour dye into the wash.
65. I am not allowed Kool Aid.
66. I am never again allowed to dive into the Pacific from a boat.
67. I am not allowed to replace Canada's maple syrup with Cavonia.
68. See 48.
69. ...Oh, so much I could say about this if I was allowed.
70. I am not allowed to call China an old man.
71. I am not allowed to sleep on the roof.
72. See 24.
73. I am not allowed to tell Sealand stories of female pirates.
74. I am not allowed to sew lace onto England's uniforms.
75. Or his suits.
76. I am not allowed to hug Netherlands.
77. I don't know why, but my brothers made this clear.
78. I am not allowed to steal Switzerland's bullets.
79. Because he always has spares and a really good aim.
80. I am not allowed to take Spain's axe.
81. I am not allowed to fill Austria's pockets with Marshmallow Fluff.
82. The reason being that Hungary doesn't mind hitting my head with a pan.
83. I am not allowed to go near the toaster.
84. I am not allowed to go near the drinks cabinet.
85. I am not allowed to buy certain books or manga for Liechtenstein.
86. I am not allowed to tell people I am actually a boy.
87. I am female and if I pull that trick again my brothers will dress me in a frilly dress.
88. Poland will help them.
89. I am not allowed to buy a note catapult.
90. People think it's annoying.
91. See 25.
92. I am not allowed to buy Princess Resurrection if I will leave it where Sealand can get at it.
93. I am not allowed to play 'He's a Pirate' at three in the morning.
94. Or set it as a ringtone.
95. I am not allowed to 'accidentally' call Romania Edward.
96. He will earnestly explain the ways he can cause me harm if I do.
97. While smiling.
98. I am not allowed to go near my brothers with scissors.
99. I am not allowed to paint America's fighter plane. Or go near it.
100. I am not allowed to play the pocky game. My brothers swear they will kill whoever I play it with.
