Disclaimer: I still don't own Fairy Tail and Soul Eater. All my letters asking for ownership just got me banned from Japan.

"You can't go into classes like that."

"I don't care."

"It'll draw suspicion."

"I don't care."

"Dammit Erza you can't wear armour in class!" Soul finally burst, Maka's persuasion proving ineffective. Erza glared at him.

"No. Too many people. I'm not taking off my armour," Titania insisted, stubbornly crossing her arms over her chestplate.

Maka and Soul despaired. They stood in the hall outside Class Crescent Moon with BlackStar, Tsubaki, Lucy, and the S-Class Wizard with the immovable will.

"We need to get a move on, it's already 6:55, if we don't get in soon Stein'll dissect us," Soul sighed.

"Look, you guys need to keep a low-profile," Maka reasoned. "It wouldn't do for it to be common knowledge that the DWMA and Fairy Tail have allied. People would know something was up, and it would cause a panic. Everyone will definitely recognise Titania Erza if you go in there in armour."

"It's a shame too," Tsubaki sighed. "You would have made such a good student council president."

This got Erza's attention. "A good what?!"

"Well, rumour has it that the elections are starting soon. But they'd never elect a girl dressed so inappropriately," Tsubaki lamented dramatically.

Erza's eyes widened. "Requip!"

In the blink of an eye, she stood clad in a pink blazer and blue mini skirt. She had also chosen to wear glasses. She somehow acquired a Death City brooch at some point, for the centre of her blazer was adorned with a miniature version of Lord Death's mask.

"Let's get to class!" she declared with authority, marching into the room confidently.

"How did she have a uniform with a Death City brooch ready?" Maka quietly questioned as the group followed Erza into the class.

"Don't ask," Lucy advised. "Her wardrobe is endless."

"Hey Tsubaki," BlackStar said, sitting down next to her. Stein hadn't arrived yet, so the class was enveloped in conversation. "I didn't know we had a student council."

His weapon happily shushed him.

At the table above them, Lucy was looking around. "Hey, where's everyone else?"

Soul rolled his eyes. "Don't expect Kid to arrive until exactly eight. If he arrives at seven he has an existential crisis. I'm guessing Natsu and Gray'll show up around the same time."

Before any conversation could continue, the class was silenced by the loud rolling of a wheeled chair approaching the room. Lucy was shocked to see that even BlackStar was quietened by this. The source was revealed in seconds, as Professor Franken Stein came speeding into the room on his chair, falling over at the doorway in his signature fashion. Lucy watched, perplexed, as he dusted himself off and sat down, noticing that he was covered in stitch patterns, and that a large screw protruded from the side of his head.

He seems screwed up in the head, Lucy observed, before grinning to herself. That's going in my book.

She broke out of her train of thought and gulped when she noticed Stein looking straight at her, and then at Erza beside her.

"I see we have new students," he said with a smile. "Why don't you introduce yourselves, girls?"

Maka panicked. The Fairy Tail wizards were meant to remain undercover, and now Stein was drawing the entire class's attention to the girls.

Didn't anyone tell him about the operation? Surely the job of telling Stein would have been given to-

Maka slammed her head on the desk.

Dad.

To her relief, Lucy immediately acted, standing up and smiling at the professor. "Hi, I'm Layla Zaleon," she said, thinking quickly, borrowing the name of her mother and her novelist idol to fashion an alias. "We're from the DWMA branch in Asia," she continued.

"Who's your friend?" Stein inquired pleasantly.

Erza stood. "I am Cana Fernandes," she announced, her uniform protecting her from her usual stage fright.

"That's great," Stein nodded, still smiling and still not opening his eyes. "Well I'm guessing you're both meisters, judging by your appearance, so where are your weapons?"

"..."

Before Lucy could put together an answer, there was a flash of light, and next to her stood Loke, in his usual Fairy Tail appearance, as opposed to his look as Leo the Lion.

"Nice to meet you all!" he proclaimed brightly. "I'm Loke, Layla's weapon partner. Sorry I didn't introduce myself sooner, I was in weapon form up til now. I was the whip on Layla's belt. On Layla's pants is a wonderful place you see- ow!" he suddenly whined as Lucy pinched him.

"Thank you, Loke, that's quite enough," she growled, her face burning red.

"Okay." Stein was visibly amused by this point. "And you, Miss Fernandes?"

"Here's my weapon," Erza replied, appearing to extract one of her usual magic swords from under her table. She held it up for the class to see. "This is Sho, he's my weapon partner." She suddenly held the sword to her ear. "Really? Oh well. Sorry, Sho's feeling shy, so he won't transform to human form right now," Erza sighed. The class was noticeably confused at the travesty of an introduction they were witnessing.

"Well, I'm sure you can sign him in," the mad scientist at the head of the class decided with a shrug. "Come down and write your names on the register."

"I'll show you where to sign!" Maka immediately bounced up, and walked past her snickering classmates to the front desk with Lucy, Loke, Erza, and "Sho", who Erza still held.

While the wizards wrote their names, Maka frantically whispered to Stein. "Professor, didn't anyone tell you these are the Fairy Tail wizards?! They're supposed to stay out of everybody's notice! They're here to help us fight the Demon Sword and-"

"Yeah I know," Stein cut her off calmly, before addressing the wizards. "Good job on the introductions though, very funny."

Maka's vulgar rage at the professor would have to wait, as Loke was making an announcement to the class.

"Anyone else have a piece of paper for me to sign? I also do phone numbers!" he informed with a wink at Kim and Jacqueline, who exchanged repulsed glances.

That guy is cool, Soul thought from his desk.


"Where are they? If they don't hurry up we might not get to school until 8:01!" Death the Kid said in a panic.

Liz, standing next to her meister by the front door of Gallows Manor, filed her nails uninterestedly. "We're always an hour late anyway, why worry? Besides, Patty went to wake them up a few minutes ago."

On cue, the younger Thompson sister skipped up to them. "Natsu and Gray'll be here in a few minutes, they were fighting again and lost track of time. They said they need to get dressed."

"What?!" Kid spluttered in irritation. "It's 7:46 and they're still in their pyjamas?"

"Nope!" Patty went on cheerfully. "They weren't wearing anything. At least Gray wasn't, Natsu was under him so I didn't see him clearly. Looked to me like Gray was winning the fight, though. Happy was sleeping on a pillow in the hall and he said they'd been at it most of the morning. Fairy Tail wizards are weird," she finished beaming.

"Indeed, naked sparring practice? Perhaps it's a training method used by wizards. I wonder if it's effective. Maybe I should ask Soul or BlackStar to try it..." Kid said thoughtfully, ignoring Liz attempting to stem a mild nosebleed she had somehow acquired upon hearing Patty's report and Kid's reaction. Honestly, she should get that looked at, the young Reaper mused.

A few minutes later the boys arrived, adjusting their borrowed suits and convincing wigs, Natsu's black and Gray's blond. Happy had donned a teddy bear outfit as his disguise. After all, with their fame after the Grand Magic Games, they couldn't just walk into class looking like they normally do? Erza would be furious. She and Lucy had no doubt come up with their aliases together, seeing as how they hadn't mentioned it to Gray or Natsu.

The group hastily made their way to school, walking briskly through the city.

"Alright guys, who are you?" Kid tested his guests.

"I'm Haru Glory," Natsu recounted his alter-ego. "A meister from the Asian DWMA."

"Rin Okumura. Ditto," Gray said shortly.

"If asked about your weapons?"

"They stayed behind for family reasons," the boys answered in unison.

"Excellent," Kid smiled at the flawlessness of the boys' acting ability.

Arriving at the classroom (at exactly 8 o'clock of course), they opened the door to find-

"And Cana Fernandes is the winner of the combat trial, again," Stein announced applauding, seemingly oblivious to the class being on fire. Kid and the Thompson sisters stared in shock at Erza Scarlet, who triumphantly stood, sword in hand, atop the unconscious bodies of about half of Class Crescent Moon.

"A STUDENT COUNCIL PRESIDENT NEVER FAILS A TEST OF ANY KIND!"

Natsu took in the scene before him and smirked.

"I think I'm gonna like school."

A/N: Thanks to the few people who like the story that reviewed and followed, and anyone else who's read it so far. Also, for anyone who might have missed it, Erza's appearance in this chapter is based off her appearance in the School Days OVA, and Natsu and Gray's wigs are based off their disguises in the Memory Days OVA. R&R and stuff. Thanks!