Okay, this is another chapter in my story, once again, I am not a very good writer but please bear with me.
The day was as normal for the host club as ever. Tamaki would tell everyone how much of a princess his customers were and Hani and Mori were as cute together as ever. The Hitachin twins were as incestual and Kyoya was acting as cool and sinister as ever. Until, Haruhi and Aria were pulled out by the twins.
"Hey have you two decided on your elective courses for this term?" Haruhi and I looked at the board that was pushed in our faces. It had everything you could think of, well, for a school that they were in. Tamaki and Kyoya were talking about something, it was obviously making Tamaki sad as he was depressed next to a tree. He quickly jumped up and grabbed both Aria and Haruhi.
"Now you two listen to me. I don't want either of you to spend time with those shady twins anymore. Mama and I are very worried for our children." Tamaki was looking over at Kyoya for some help, but he was busy with his clip board. Aria giggled at his rejection, but Tamaki turned back to Haruhi, until the twins interrupted him.
"You know, the school will find out she's a girl in a few days." Kaoru said.
"Yeah, the physical exams are the day after tomorrow." Hikaru said. Tamaki went into down fall. Aria just ignored it and walked away with Haruhi right behind her. The dress was starting to annoy her more than usual.
Back in the room, Haruhi was late and Aria was left alone with the boys. Needless to say, much happened when they were gone. Tamaki was going on and on about a romantic anime that him and Haruhi would be starring in, and that all the boys were the homosexual supporting cast.
"And what am I?" Aria asked with a raised eye brow.
"You, are the jealous stalker girl." He pointed with sparkly affection. Aria was not amused. She wacked him hard with the back of his hand and sent him flying across the room.
"Well done Aria."
"Uh huh. You are a true legend." The Hitachin twins smiled and wrapped their arms around Aria and placed their faces close to her face. Kyoya saw this and stared at the boys evilly, making them grin.
"What's wrong Kyoya?"
"Yeah, feeling a little sick?" They laughed. He just turned his back, and walked to his lap top fuming.
"Any way, you know if everyone finds out that Haru-chan is a girl, then she won't be able to be in the host club anymore." Hani brought back reality for Tamaki. "But, if Haru-chan started wearing girls clothes, I bet she will be cuter than she was now."
"She dressed like a usual girl when she was in middle school right? She must have been pretty popular with all the boys." Kaoru said.
"Yeah, according to my investigative reports, someone would declare their undying love for her at least once a month." Kyoya said matter-of-factly.
"Ohh I see, so the boss wouldn't be able to get close to her." Hikaru said.
"But we'd be able to cause were in class with her all day long." Kaoru sneered.
"No way." Tamaki cried. Immediately after that, Haruhi entered the room, apologizing about her being late. Tamaki attacked then, telling Haruhi that her secret would be safe forever. The twins agreed immediately, knowing that watching all the boys flirt with her would be unbearable.
"Hmmm but now that you mention it." Kaoru said placing a thoughtful finger on his lips.
"All the boys flirt with Aria and she gets confessed to nearly every week." Hikaru said, placing a finger on his lip too. Kyoya heard this and turned to face the boys.
"It doesn't matter how much they get confessed to, it just matters on who she decides to go out with, if she wants to." He said quickly. Aria just looked at him with confusion.
"Any way," Tamaki pulled out a board with drawings all over it. "I want you all in formation A then move to formation B."
"Ohh you guys are worried that if I'm found out to be a girl then I won't be a host and I won't be able to pay off the dept. Oh well, I'll have to find a new way to pay it off then." Haruhi laughed sheepishly, obviously not caring if she was a host or not.
"Well, I could still help so that's fine." Aria smiled, with a smile in return from her brunet friend.
"We still have Aria but what about Haruhi."
"Yeah, the topic doesn't seem to have any effect on her what so ever!" The twins exclaimed.
"Are you saying you hate being a host? That you hate this club?" Tamaki pointed an accusing finger.
"To be honest I'd have to say yes." Haruhi said without delay. Tamaki slid back dramatically then fell into the corner of depression. "Well I mean you guys aren't bad but if it gets out that I'm a girl then there's nothing I can do." The twins were amazed that she really didn't care at all if she was a host or not.
"Comon Haruhi. Don't be so cold. They're not that bad." Aria said, attempting to make them all seem better that what she makes them out to be. "I mean," She grabbed Hani. "Could you really say you hate this face?" She held Hani up to Haruhi as Hani made the cutest face, the face that could melt even a gang leader's heart. Haruhi looked at him and smiled.
"I don't hate all of them."
"She needs motivation." Hikaru said thinking hard. Mori got it immediately.
"Fancy Tuna." It was like his words struck her like a lightning bolt. Everyone turned to her in anticipation. They all started to say things like 'She's never had that kinda stuff before? Rough childhood', 'If she was in the host club, she would be able to eat as much fancy stuff as she wanted' and 'You didn't get to have any last time did you?'. Haruhi tried to shrug it off, but she really wanted to try it.
"I'm not going to lie about my gender just because I want to try some fancy food." She paused, deep in thought. "Am I really going to be able to try some?" Aria face palmed. But the plan went on.
At the physical exams, there were many things wrong. Such as, Mori and Hani dressed as doctors, Nurses went with the boys instead of the other way around and the most obvious fact, THERE WERE SO MANY DOCTORS AND NURSES FOR JUST A NORMAL EXAM. Aria was amazed and felt kinda lost in all of it. She was saved when she found Kyoya and Haruhi talking.
"Hey, where are we meant to go?" Aria spoke up making them both turn.
"Oh, we have special doctors for you both, since you two would most likely want to go together." Kyoya smiled down at her, making Aria blush like mad. Kyoya was then hit, but a shady looking man, and as he left Kyoya felt suspicious. Aria noted this and latched onto his arm, shocking him and making him go beet red.
"Could you take us?" Aria acted cute, making him go darker red and nod.
"I guess." He turned his face away. As they were walking, they found where the twins were, undressing casually in front of many girls.
"You boys really have no shame." Aria said causing them to wink at her, and making all the other girls jealous. They did their little incest act, making all the girls scream in glee. Haruhi was pushed into a room by Mori and Hani, leaving Aria alone with Kyoya. "What's happening behind there?"
"Mr. Fujioka, it's time for you to take your chest measurements, once you have finished disrobing behind the curtains, please come out here." A woman said towards the curtains. Aria jumped, and started to freak out when she saw Tamaki, wearing a brown wig, come out. Aria burst into laughter, turning away from the other girls so she wouldn't be heard.
"That's Tamaki's master plan! To pretend to be Haruhi!" Aria asked, laughing into Kyoya's arm. He lifted a hand up to hide his amusement as well. Aria noticed the twins laughing too, saying sly comments about how he 'actually' did it, and that they knew that girls would see through it. After much threatening from Tamaki he turned towards Haruhi, who sent him the death glare.
"Well if you and Miss Aria are ready, then I can show you to your special rooms were the doctors are sworn to secrecy." Kyoya smiled brilliantly.
"It turns out that doctors here today are mostly from Kyoya's families hospitals."
"Would have been nice if you said something to us earlier." The twins shrugged Kyoya's way. "And why does Aria need to have a special room anyway?"
"Aria's body is what most people want to see. Its open for the girls to see and guys if they get in front of the girls." Kyoya smiled.
"So you're saying I'm just something to look at." She glared at Kyoya hard, making him step back a little.
"We- no, ah I mean." He couldn't find the words as she walked off in anger.
"Wow Kyoya, I didn't know you were smooth with the ladies." Kaoru said sarcastically.
"Yeah, smooth move." Hikaru finished crossing his arms.
"Hey, it's only open for the girls, the boys part was a joke. I would never let boys see her." He said stepping back again. Mori and Hani were looking even more evil than could be possible.
"Oh don't you worry Kyoya." Aria was back. "I'll defiantly put on a show." She winked at him and passed through roughly. Kyoya was completely shocked as he stood still.
"This is going to be interesting." Tamaki said, coming out of his depression. Aria's room was close by and it was already crowded, and more girls were flocking in, along with many guys.
"If you could please disrobe for me Miss Aria then I will measure your chest, height, weight and any other measurements that are necessary." A lady said to her as Aria stepped forward.
"Of course." Aria started taking off her tie and shirt while the host boys were completely dumbfounded. She finally got out of her top clothing, revealing a black bra. Kyoya nose bled around the area and all the guys leaned in closer.
"What a body!" Kaoru said examining her head to toe.
"Thank you Miss. Now could you please turn so that I may measure your chest?" Aria did as she was told, and the lady measured writing down what she recorded and continued to measure anything necessary. Once she was done, Aria turned to grab her clothes as the host members looked at her results and the other people watching stared in amazement.
"A tiny waist with large hips and chest. She has the perfect hour glass shape." Hikaru said nodding.
"If you guys are done, I would like to go check up on Haruhi." Aria said putting her shirt back on. They all nodded and proceeded to walk over to where she was when they heard something disturbing.
"I'm telling the truth! The man tried to make a pass on me! He was heading towards the music room." They all froze. HARUHI! They ran towards the room as fast as they could, not caring who was sin their way or what other people thought of them. They finally reached her room and opened the curtains only for the poor man to be kicked in the head by Tamaki.
"Hey guys must you really hit him like that!" Aria scolded Tamaki and turned back to the man. "Here, are you okay? Let me help you." She said, bringing the man back to his feet.
"I'm sorry, I'm just looking for my daughter." He said, his shaggy appearance made Aria confused. Neither the less, she turned back to the boys.
"See! He was just looking for his daughter!" She turned back to the man. "I think your daughter is in a different school." He looked at her hopefully. "How about we get you a map back to your school?" He smiled at her with a toothy grin.
"Yes, we shall get him a map please Kyoya." Tamaki asked as Kyoya nodded.
Once the man was on his way, everyone stood watching him leave.
"Could you all please leave, I can't do my physical exam with you guys watching." Haruhi smiled as the boys left.
"You gonna stick around?" Aria asked as she was measured.
"Definitely. I don't want to miss you and Kyoya getting together." She winked at her friend as she turned away blushing ten shades of red.
"Shut up, you don't know what you're talking about." Aria attempted to dismiss her.
"Comon, I have noticed your blush that you get and the way he looks at you." Aria jumped at this.
"The, way he looks at me?" She was starting to get a bit teary, and she didn't even know why.
"Yes. He defiantly likes you. You just wait till tomorrow. He will be all over you, I can tell." Haruhi winked at the now beet red Aria.
"Yeah, maybe." She whispered, looking down to keep her face hidden.
Yeah, no Kyoya and Aria action there but I need to make the mood so don't worry, there will be more fantastic scenes between Kyoya and Aria in the next chapter
I won't be able to upload chapters for a while since where I'm going there is no internet, but I can still type so when I get back there will be a ton of new chapters :D Thanks for all the support!
