DEATH NOTE CHALLENGE! CHAPTER THREE! (CANOEING!)
Rem: Welcome one and all to our first real challenge! You will get with your teams and get ready to get wet. Today's challenge is canoeing!
Ryuk: This is going to be very interesting, hyuk.
Rem: You will have to choose a total of three people to be in the boat; two to row and one person to sit there.
Halle: What's the point of the third person?
Ryuk: To weigh down the boat, hyuk, interesting.
TEAM WHAMMY
L: So who's going to row?
Matt: It only makes sense to have the strongest people row.
Mello: I'LL ROW!
Glow: Okay, so it should be Mello and Matt.
Mello: YAY!
Glow: And Near should be the one to just sit there.
Mello: WHAT?! WHY?!
L: Think about it, Near weighs the least.
Mello: Why not Glow?
Glow: I don't feel like it!
Mello: You lazy bum!
Glow: Thank you!
Mello: (sweat drop)
L: So it's decided, Mello and Matt will row and Near will sit.
Everyone else: (nods heads)
TEAM KIRA
Kiari: So we need a trustworthy, strong person in the back and the strongest person in the front. We should also have a light-weight (A/N: hehehe... Light-weight) person, who can take charge and isn't afraid to get wet and/or hit with a paddle.
Misa: (stunned) Um... how does Kiari-chan know all of this?
Kiari (in a Misa-mocking-tone) Kiari-chan is smarticle!
Takada: (makes a please-be-serious look)
Kiari: I've been to Maine... You learn things... the hard way... ouch...
Light: Okay, so, Kiari, who will row?
Kiari: Mikami is the strongest, so he should be in the front. Also, I think I should be in the back.
Misa: But Light-kun is strong and trustworthy!
Kiari: Trustworthy? Don't make me laugh! HA!
Misa: But Kiari-chan just laughed.
Kiari: (sweat drop)
Light: (whispers to Kiari) I thought you were a supporter...
Kiari: (whispers back) I am, I love you like a brother, but I wouldn't trust you with a secret.
Light: (whispers) Mean.
Kiari: Anyway! How about Takada sits in the middle?
Takada: Why me?
Kiari: You're more (cough) smart (cough) than Misa and you probably don't mind getting a little wet... possibly...
Light: Why don't I go?
Kiari: Because you weight more than Takada or Misa.
Light: But I'm also the most intelligent, I'm willing to get wet, and I'm good at giving orders.
Kiari: (whispers) freaking over-achiever... (talking) If you really want to go, then fine.
Mikami: So, God's coming with us?
Kiari: KAMI'S COMING WITH! WOOT!
TEAM OMG-I-MET-THE-L
Naomi: I already have a plan!
Matsuda: What?
Naomi: Mogi and Aizawa row and Wedy will just sit there and give orders.
Wedy: (shocked) You figured that out so quick...
Naomi: (points to head) I gots kidney!
Mogi: Okay, and Aizawa will be in the back.
Matsuda: Wow... that was fast... (confused look) What should we do to pass the time?
Aizawa: Um... wait?
Matsuda: Let's play... UNO!
Naomi: Uh... Why not? (gets out cards)
Everyone else: (shrugs and plays "uno")
TEAM JUST-RANDOMLY-PICKED-FOR-THE-HECK-OF-IT
Halle: So who's doing what?
BB: I might not look like like it, but I'm pretty strong.
Halle: Okay, so you and Gevanni can row.
Gevanni: Why me?
Halle: Because you're hot- I mean! Um... smart and strong... heh, heh.
Higuchi: AND I SHOULD SIT THERE AND GIVE ORDERS!
Raye: But both Halle and myself weigh less than you...
Higuchi: BUT I'M GOOD AT YELLING!
BB: Just what we need... an idiot yelling at us the whole time...
Higuchi: HEY! DON'T MAKE ME RAISE MY VOICE!
Halle: Whatever, let's let him go this one time...
Rem: Okay contestants! The goal is to canoe to that side of the lake (points) and back (points) Now, get into your canoe.
Matsuda: How do we know which one is ours?
Ryuk: It has your team name on it, hyuk.
Matsuda: Hehehe... I knew that!
All team: (go into correct canoe... these people are smart!)
!!Trash Talking!!
Kiari: (to Mello) So, you're on the back of the bus too? Hmph! We're so abused!
Mello: Tell me about it; Near's going to be telling Matt and me what to do.
Kiari: Use this! (takes out duct tape) Works like a charm! (smiles)
Mello: (takes duct tape) Thanks!
-- -- --
Light: (to Near) Well, Near, looks like I'm going to win.
Near: No, you're just a murderer and good always triumphs over evil.
Kiari: (interupting) Yeah, but when you think about it, Light won a majority of the obstacles in his way... Technically, he won in numbers.
Near: But in the end, evil did lose.
Kiari: You're just mad because Light's so much hotter than you.
Light: O.O
Near: (rolls eyes, twirling hair)
Kiari: (whispers to Light) I was just kidding, but hey! That got him to stop talking!
-- -- --
Higuchi: (to B.B.) YO MAMA'S SO FAT, SHE'S FAT!
B.B.: I'm on your team, idiot.
Higuchi: (To Gevanni) YO MAMA'S SO UGLY, SHE'S UGLY!
Gevanni: I'm also on your team.
Higuchi: (turns to Halle)
B.B.: She's on our team.
Higuchi: (turns to Raye)
Gevanni: Also on our team.
Higuchi: (turns to Glow)
B.B.: Cool, don't make fun of her.
Higuchi: (turns to Kiari)
Gevanni: Competition, go ahead.
Higuchi: KIARI! YOU'RE A BITCH!
Kiari: No, I'm a pimp, and Mello's my bitch.
Mello: Nice to know... (seductive) Then I'll see you later.
Kiari: I'm the pimp! I get to choose what we do!
Mello: Doesn't the bitch get some opportunities?
Kiari: (laughing) Where did you hear that?
Mello: ...Matt...
Kiari: What? Does he have a bitch?
Mello: (looks at Glow, then back) Uh... never mind!
Glow: WHAT?! I HEARD THAT!
Higuchi: (regrets ever talking to Kiari)
-- -- --
Mogi: (to Aizawa) Just because we're all trash-talking, you suck!
Aizawa: We're supposed to trash-talk the other teams...
Mogi: But it's more fun this way!
Aizawa: Okay. By the way, Mogi, you're an idiot!
Mogi: (sobbing) You hurt my feelings!
Wedy: What feelings?
Mogi: That's cold!
Wedy: I know!
-- -- --
Rem: Okay, on your mark, get set... row! hehe, get it? Row! Go! HAHA!
Ryuk: Hyuk, this is interesting, so far Team Kira and Team Whammy are tied at last place. Team OMG-I-MET-THE-L is second place and, surprisingly, Team JUST-RANDOMLY-PICKED-FOR-THE-HECK-OF-IT is in first.
TEAM WHAMMY
Near: (twirling hair) stroke, stroke, stroke, switch.
Mello: (hits Near in the head with the paddle)
Near: ...Ow... stroke, stroke, stroke, switch (ducks head down)
Mello: (takes the paddle out of the water and repeatidly hits Near) DIE!
Near: (unconscious)
Matt: Thanks a lot, Mello! Who's going to call the shots now?
Mello: I will beat Near! Stroke! Stroke! Stroke! Switch!
Mello, Matt: (brings Team Whammy in first place)
TEAM KIRA
Light: Stroke, stroke, stroke, switch,
Kiari: Okay, guys, we're now in last place, and Team Whammy is first! Time for our "secret weapon"!
Light: Huh? What secret weapon?
Kiari: In other words, Mikami, now actually try!
Mikami: (starts paddling with all his strength)
Kiari: (doing a kick-ass job!)
Light: (shocked, but then comes back to reality) Stroke, stroke, stroke, switch.
Kiari: (thinking 'Ugh... My arms are going to hurt like crap')
Mikami: (thinking 'Must... keep... going... for... God... KAMI!')
Team Kira: (quickly catches up and is in first place with Team Whammy next to them)
TEAM OMG-I-MET-THE-L
Wedy: (looks at Team Kira) Stroke, stroke, stroke, switch. (doesn't care)
Mogi: (paddling, also not caring...)
Aizawa: (also, paddling... how exciting)
TEAM JUST-RANDOMLY-PICKED-FOR-THE-HECK-OF-IT
Higuchi: STROKE! STROKE!
B.B.: (struggling)
Gevanni: (trying to pull the fat load behind him) This was a bad idea.
Higuchi: MAYBE WE WOULD BE FIRST IF SOME PEOPLE WOULD PADDLE FASTER! STROKE! STROKE!
B.B.: You loud idiot, you're the one weighing down the canoe.
Higuchi: WELL! IT SEEMS YOU'RE LESS STRONG THAN YOU SAID!
Gevanni: And it seems you're more fat than I thought.
Higuchi: I HEARD THAT!
Gevanni: Did I mumble?
Higuchi: YOU KNOW WHAT?! (at a very quick pace) STROKE! STROKE! STROKE! SWITCH!
B.B., Gevanni: (going different paces, causing the canoe to go around in circles)
Meanwhile... Team OMG-I-MET-THE-L passes Team JUST-RANDOMLY-PICKED-FOR-THE-HECK-OF-IT with ease.
BACK ON LAND
Ryuk: Hyuk, this is interesting. Team Kira and Team Whammy are tied for first place. Team OMG-I-MET-THE-L in third place, and... what the heck is Team JUST-RANDOMLY-PICKED-FOR-THE-HECK-OF-IT doing?
Rem: They're going around in circles...
Ryuk: Hyuk, they're screwed.
Misa: Misa-Misa knew her Light-kun would do good!
Takada: You mean my Light.
Misa: NO! LIGHT-KUN BELONGS TO MISA-MISA!
Takada: It's obvious he's only using you.
Naomi: Actually, if you paid attention, you would figure out he doesn't like either of you. He's using you both.
Misa: HOW CAN ANYONE SAY THAT TO MISA-MISA?! LIGHT-KUN LOVES MISA-MISA!
Takada: Naomi, you're just mad that my boyfriend isn't a sexist jerk... or for that matter was stupid enough to be killed by another human being.
Naomi: Whatever...
L: (talking to Glow) Do you think we're going to win?
Glow: I don't know... hey, look. Mello's in charge! You know what that means?
L: No, what?
Glow: I don't know, I was hoping it's something good.
Matsuda: Don't worry, boss. I bet Team Whammy will win it!
Glow: Aren't you supposed to be cheering for your own team?
Matsuda: This is only for fun, and it's not like anyone's getting voted off.
Ryuk: Hyuk, actually...
Rem: I'll explain it later.
Matsuda: ...
Glow, L: (looks at Matsuda, each other, then back at Matsuda)
Matsuda: ...GO TEAM, GO! YOU CAN WIN THIS!
Raye: (talking to Halle)I have a feeling we made a big mistake.
Halle: You think? Our team is going in circles!
Raye: Yeah... weird, I can hear Higuchi's yelling from all the way over here.
Halle: ...I can hear it too... remind me to hurt them later.
Raye: Okay.
TEAM KIRA AND TEAM WHAMMY
Kiari: Hola, Mello! Cómo estás?
Mello: Stroke, stroke, stroke, switch.
Kiari: Well! How rude! Won't even answer me!
Mello: Stroke, stroke, stroke, switch.
Kiari: Can you be any meaner?
Matt: Probably!
Kiari: Okay, Mello, if you talk to me, I'll give you some chocolate!
Matt: I think he'd rather have a kiss!
Mikami: (jealous, rows harder)
Light: Stroke, stroke, stroke, switch.
Kiari: Woah, Mikami! You go!
Mikami: (rowing as fast and hard as he can)
Team Kira: (zoom past the finish line)
Misa: Misa-Misa knew Light-kun can do it!
Kiari: It wasn't Light, Mikami and I did all of the work!
Misa: LIGHT-KUN HAD THE HARDEST JOB! YOU KNOW IT!
Kiari: (sarcastic) Yeah, talking is very hard.
Takada: Put that sarcasm away.
Kiari: (kind of pissed)
Mikami: Kiari, are you okay?
Kiari: I strongly dislike Takada.
Mikami: Should I delete her?
Kiari: No, not needed... yet...
Team Whammy: (crosses finish line)
Glow: Yay! Good job guys-- What's Near doing?
Mello: (mad) Sleeping!
L: Woah, Mello, what's wrong with you?
Mello: Nothing! It's not like I came in second again!
Kiari: (puts a hand on Mello's shoulder) You did a good job.
Mello: (roughly takes Kiari's hand and off of his shoulder)
Team OMG-I-MET-THE-L: (slowly makes it pass the finish line)
Matsuda: Yay! Not last! (big, goofy smile)
Rem: Well, it looks like Team JUST-RANDOMLY-PICKED-FOR-THE-HECK-OF-IT is still in the middle of the lake, spinning around.
Ryuk: Hyuk, someone get them out.
Random dude: (gets in a speed boat and gets the team back on land)
Rem: Okay, so congratulations to Team Kira for coming in first!
Team Whammy fangirls: BOO!
Rem: And good job to Team Whammy for coming in second, and Team OMG-I-MET-THE-L for coming in third.
Ryuk: Hyuk, this is where it gets more interesting.
Rem: Unfortunately, Team JUST-RANDOMLY-PICKED-FOR-THE-HECK-OF-IT came in last, so someone from their team will be voted off and not be able to participate in later challenges.
Higuchi: WHY DIDN'T ANYONE TELL US?!
Ryuk: It's funner this way.
Near: (gets up, twirling hair) "funner" isn't a word.
Mello: (calmly goes back to the canoe, gets the paddle, and hits Near again)
Rem: So, contestants, go back to your cabins and decide who you're going to vote off. And for you readers, R&R and please, message xXforsaken0369Xx telling her who you would like voted off. Stay tuned for next time on "Death Note Challenge!"
What do the characters think of today's challenge?
TEAM WHAMMY
Mello: I can't believe I got second, AGAIN!
Glow: Oh, please. You should be used to it by now!
Mello: (sweat drop)
Matt: Hehe... it was fun tormenting Mello and Kiari on the canoe!
L: Not much to say...
Near: (still unconscious)
TEAM KIRA
Misa: MISA-MISA'S LIGHT-KUN DID A GREAT JOB!
Light: I guess we did a good job.
Takada: Light was the best.
Kiari: Mikami and I did all of the work! And Mikami did a kick-ass job at the end!
Mikami: Yeah, I guess I did.
Kiari: Hell yeah you did! I could kiss you right now! Winning the first challenge! Awesome!
Mikami: (slight blush)
TEAM OMG-I-MET-THE-L
Mogi: We did an all right job...
Aizawa: I don't really care.
Wedy: I guess I'm kind of happy, we weren't last.
Matsuda: YAY! NOT LAST!
Naomi: We could've done better, but at least we weren't spinning uncontrollably.
TEAM JUST-RANDOMLY-PICKED-FOR-THE-HECK-OF-IT
Raye: We made a terrible mistake letting these people in a boat.
Halle: (trying her hardest not to strangle the Higuchi and B.B.)
Gevanni: We weren't doing that bad, until the idiot over here (points to Higuchi) tried to speed up everything!
Higuchi: I WASN'T THE REASON! YOU'RE JUST NOT AS STRONG AS ME!
B.B.: Yeah, right.
xXforsaken0369Xx: Yeah... well I hope you liked this chapter! Please R&R and message me (not review the story saying) who youwant voted off! Who ends up getting voted off depends on what you, the readers, say and what I personally think will make the story better (and easier to write! xD) So PLEASE!! tell me who you want voted off!!
(Oh! And just thought you should know, there's going to be some couples! There's a two love triangles: Glow, L, and Matt; and Kiari, Mello, and Mikami. Then there are some other random couplings in the middle... why? BECAUSE I WANT TO! hehe...)
