"So, where do we get the costumes?" Donkey Kong asked as the others were all gathered around the fountain at the Melee All Star resting meadows.
Falco rubbed the back of his bird head after doing some concentrated pacing. "Well that's the thing... I kind of don't know."
King DeDeDe wanted to just drop dead. "So you wasted all of our time for fucking nothing."
"No, it's just a delay that's all." Falco calmly responded.
"So you brought us out here for nothing." Meta Knight flatly stated with disappointment in his yellow eyes.
Falco shrugged meekly as he shook his feathery head. "It was for a good cause-"
"Bullshit!" Petey Piranha chortled while moving his green leaves about, with his yellow and orange pedals on his bulbous red head moving about.
Falco sighed as he shrugged. "Look we just went through yet another infamous hiatus between chapters, what do ya want from me?"
"Something that won't make us want to jump off a building." Lucario interjected while reading a manual on how to stay calm.
Falco moved his feathery hands about. "You realize how hard it is to stay focused, right?"
"Yep!" The Ice Climbers chimed as they gave each other a high five.
"That's not reassuring!" Falco snapped as his blue feathered face was turning red from anger.
"We didn't say it was!" Popo piped while tugging onto his blue Eskimo clothing.
"You just assumed!" Nana added as she let out a muffled fart that stunk up her pink parka.
Falco slapped his forehead. "Nevermind, we're getting nowhere with this."
"Just like your mom?" Jigglypuff teased while adjusting her tuff of puff that was her hair.
Falco started to turn green out of being annoyed, and he was the gurnch. Nice.
