I'm back bishes! Okai, I just like making people laugh so I'm gonna do another one of these. Last one for the week... And I'll start working on my other stories. I'm listening to Bad Romance so yehh. I DUN WANNA BEE FRIENDS WANT YER BAD ROMANCE!
Here's Cole's name... Enjoi :D
Joey: Okay... Cole!
Emma: *looks Cole up in Urban Dictionary*
Joey: *reads definition*
The hottest guy livin
Emma and Joey: ... I SHIP YOU WITH COLE!
Joey: Umm.. You shipped me with Kai...
Emma: Oh yeah... #KOEY #KOEY #KOEY #KOEY #KOEY!
Joey: Moving on... *scrolls down and reads definition*
The most amazing guy ever. Easily could be the love of your life. Everyone falls for him but no one else can have him. Also very handsome. Just absolutely stunning in every way possible.
Emma: I ship myself with Cole. #Cola
Joey: You can't ship yourself with someone..
Emma: Yes I can... *scrolls down and reads definition*
The most amazing boy on Earth. Very easy to fall in love with. Very loveable. Has the most amazing green eyes ever.
He can be a jerk, but then he turns that around. He steals your heart to quickly it makes your head spin around.
Love.
Joey: I thought he had brown eyes...
Emma: That's what fanfiction wants you to think... (~*-*)~
Joey: *scrolls down and reads definition*
The most amazing man in the world, one day he might ignore you and the next he'll act like you guys are dating and have known each other since the beginning of time. He is extremely athletic and charming in every way, but never worry he will never be a player he will pick the one he wants and forever worship her. He is very smart and also very funny. He'll do anything for his lady friends. but sorry ladies he usually falls for Jordans(girl) and other girls that aren't stuck up anorexic girls. He doesn't like to rush relationships and likes to take his time with girls he hates rushing right into the first kiss.
Emma: Stuck up... Anorexic... Girls... *slowclap*
Joey: You know what's ironic? The author ever read a story with Cole falling for an anorexic OC...
iFangirl4Life: It was REALLY good tho...
Emma: *scrolls down and reads definition*
The boy who makes me want to wake up in the morning. The boy who puts a smile on my face no matter what. The boy who makes me cry from laughing so hard. The boy who makes me fall over and over again. The boy who makes me believe in love. The boy who makes me feel beautiful with no make up on. He's the boy who will always catch you when you fall. He's your prince charming. He's your refreshing beginning and fairytale end. Once you meet Cole, you'll never go back to any other boy.
Joey: Why are there only good definitions?
Emma: Cuz he's perf. *scrolls down and reads definition*
...NVM...
Joey: If you guys wanna check it out, it's definition no.6, I advise you not to tho... *scrolls down and reads definition*
A ninja who likes to rape people
Emma and Joey: ...
Joey: First of all, this is not a bad word. It's the meaning that's bad.
Emma: Secondly, we hope none of you get offended by this, it is not a funny topic and if you want to blame somebody, blame the person
who made this definition on Urban Dictionary.
Joey: This story was not meant to offend anybody, so if you feel offended, we recommend you stop reading this story because yeah.
Emma: *scrolls down and reads definition*
Cole is a drug called 2C-E-
I.. think we should stop...
Joey: Agreed...
Sorry I had to make you guys sit through the contreversial talk :P. My biggest fear as an author is getting a story reported. I dun want that to happen... Hide meh...
So I hope ya guys enjoyed this and umm yeah.. Keep calm and ship #Koey and #Cola.
I'm also taking requests for your names, so if you want to know what your name means, step right up and review me!
Please vote on my poll on what stories you want me to do next! And yeah..
Bai
