Me: YAY SCHOOLS FINALLY OVER

Me: YAY SCHOOLS FINALLY OVER!!

Kiba: Then why are you taking so long to update your fics?

Me: (Shoots Kiba) There, now no one will have heard him say that.

Shikamaru: We all heard him.

Me: (Shoots Shikamaru) Anyone else heard him?

Sasuke: She did (points to Sakura)

(Awkward pause)

Me: (shoots Sakura)

Konoha prep was indeed a castle, and a very well protected one at that. Brick walls at least 12 feet tall surrounded the campus, guard towers were at every corner, & hidden cameras were everywhere. 'Almost like they're expecting an attack' Shikamaru thought.

The black limo gleamed in the sunlight as it pulled up to the large Iron Gate. Out of the gate house came a man dressed in a black suit & a plain black baseball cap. The cap covered his eyes so you couldn't tell his identity. "Password please." The man asked Jiraiya. Jiraiya leaned over & whispered something into the man's ear, but Kiba couldn't decipher it. It was probably a foreign language. Apparently whatever Jiraiya said worked because before Kiba knew it, the gates opened. They creaked so loud, all the kids outside cringed & covered their ears.

Kiba looked around & saw kids of every age playing & hanging out. Though Kiba was much more interested in one particular kid. He had dark eyes matching his dark hair pulled back to almost a cockatoo fashion. Though what was surprising was he was sitting on top of the wall! He was just sitting there observing the limo's every movement. Kiba decided to keep an eye on him…

Eventually, the limo came to a halt in front of the entrance. The entrance had two doors, each at least 8 feet tall painted white with a golden frame. In fact, the whole school was white & gold. "Come with me, but don't take your luggage." Jiraiya said slamming the door behind him. The teens climbed out the back, onto the coble stone road.

Jiraiya scanned a card & the wooden doors slowly opened. When The Japanese teens got inside, they just stopped & stared. Beautiful carvings of cupid's & angels were carved on the walls, and the ceiling was painted with the same design. The floors were shimmering golden. "Hey, are you guys going to come or not?!" Temari yelled at the group, already halfway down the hall with Jiraiya. The teens were blown out of their daze & quickly ran down the hall to catch up with Jiraiya & Temari.

KNOCK KNOCK! Tsunade lifted her head out of the pile of paperwork causing them to fly everywhere. "HONEY I'M HOME!" Jiraiya's annoying voice on the other side of Tsunade's golden office door made Tsunade twitch angrily. 'Oh great, HE'S back…' "I'M NOT YOUR HONEY YOU HORNEY PERVERT!!" "Tsu-chan, I brought the kids!" 'CRAP!' "C-come in!"

Tsunade's office was completely gorgeous. The walls were painted white with golden molding, there were priceless paintings everywhere the eye could see, Silky golden curtains pulled back to reveal the window which looked down on the entire campus (A/N: They're on the top floor), And Tsunade was sitting in a golden chair (A/N: GOLDEN?! I would have never guessed…) behind an 18th centaury mahogany desk, paperwork covering every inch of it.

Tsunade smiled nervously at the teens, embarrassed that she said what she had earlier. "Hello! Welcome to Konoha Preparatory school! I'm Tsunade, the principal!" Tsunade said while the kids just stared at her confused. She was acting a lot different than she was 3 seconds ago. "AH! SO YOUR TSUNADE-BAA-CHAN!" Naruto said while smiling. "Ah, Naruto! I haven't seen you since you were a baby!" Tsunade said trying to hide that she was angry about being called grandma. "And your Kiba Inuzuka, Hinata Hyuuga, and Shikamaru Nara!" Tsunade said pointing to each teen when saying they're name. "How you know that?" Kiba said, struggling with English. "Oh! I have pictures of you all!" Tsunade said while presenting said pictures. "And its how DID you know that." Tsunade said correcting Kiba. Kiba blushed, embarrassed. "Any who, let's move on. Welcome again to Konoha prep. I'm sure you'll find it lots of fun here and feel very safe with our highly advanced security system. We want you to have a good time here so if you have a problem, just ask a teacher. Now I'm very busy today so I'll let one of our students explain you the rest & give you a tour. SASUKE! YOU CAN COME IN!" Tsunade yelled to the door. Kiba's eyes widened when he saw Sasuke walk in. 'It's that boy from earlier!'

Sasuke looked at Kiba's face and let out a cool 'hn'. "Do you want me to direct them around Tsunade-sama?" "Yes please! Thank you, Sasuke. Well, goodbye everyone I'll let Sasuke take it from here!" And Sasuke & the teens left the room.

Tsunade looked down at the Kiba & Hinata's pictures, troubled. "Those kids will make this year interesting, eh, Tsunade?" Jiraiya said leaning on a painting with a girl in a wedding dress. "It's not like there's no ninja's in this school, just none with so much people after them." Tsunade sighed, & took a sip of her sake. "Should I double the defenses?" Jiraiya asked. "Yes please." And with that, Jiraiya left. "Interesting indeed…"

'Hm Sasuke… where have I heard that name before?' Kiba thought while walking along with the others on the tour. Except Temari, she didn't need to go because she has been going to KP for years now. So she just took her dorm number & left, of course not before giving Shikamaru a shy 'bye'. 'What a weirdo. Who would ever fall for that lazy idiot…' "And here's the Starbucks…" Kiba yawned at Sasuke's dull, emotionless voice. "Don't fall asleep on me, lazy moron." Sasuke said nastily to Kiba. "WHT DID YOU JUST-" "Whoa, whoa calm down you two, let's not fight on our first day here." Naruto said, trying to break up Kiba & Sasuke's fight. "Who are you to talk, dobe." "WHY YOU-" "OK ALL OF YOU CALM DOWN, NOW!!" Shikamaru said, and even Kiba & Sasuke got the hint not to mess with Shikamaru when he's pissed. Kiba and Naruto both glared at Sasuke angrily. 'This guy's defiantly an enemy!"

After hours of listening to Sasuke's boring emotionless voice, it was finally time to go to the dorms. "I will now discuss boarding arrangements…" Sasuke said in his usual dull voice. "FINALLY, I CAN GET AWAY FROM YOU!!" The hyperactive blond shouted, happy to get away from the emo boy. "Kiba you're with Shikamaru… And dobe…" Naruto snarled at the nickname."…your with…oh G-d…your with me." Sasuke said unhappily, hitting himself with the paper while Naruto slammed his head on the wall. "WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!" Naruto cried with tears in his eyes. Shikamaru & Kiba sweatblobed. 'Drama king…'

OKAYIES THAIS CHAPPIE IS OVER!! YAY!! Ok, I know it took me a while to update but please review (big puppy dog eyes) Oh, & Naruto has a song for Sasuke!

Sasuke: oh god...

Naruto: Sasuke, you look quite down.
With your big sad eyes, and your big fat frown.
The world doesn't have to be so grey!

Sasuke, when you're life's a mess,
When you're feeling blue, always in distress,
I know what can wash that sad away.
All you have to do is:

Put a banana in you're ear!
Sasuke: A banana in my ear?
Put a ripe banana right into your favorite ear.
It's true Sasuke:says who? So true.
Once it's in your gloom will disappear.
The bad in the world is hard to hear,
When in your ear a banana cheers,
So go and put a banana in your ear!

Put a banana in your ear!
Sasuke: I'd rather keep my ear clear.
You will never be happy if you live your life in fear.
It's true Sasuke: says you. so true,
When it's in the skies are bright and clear.
Oh every day of every year,
The sun shines bright on this big blue sphere,
So go and put a banana in your ear!