A/N: M'kay, I originally wrote this when we were studying law, so yeah, it's kinda criminal-centric. Nineteen is based on what really happened to Al Capone, twenty is just random, and credit must be given to my friend Kimblee for twenty-one.

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15) Commit arson.
The fact that Wrath had finally graduated to setting buildings on fire made Envy and Dante so proud of the little kid.

16) Stage a robbery.
Five hours after the event, the culprit, Greed, could be found on the ground in a pile of beer bottles, passed out. He'd never drank so much in his life and fully planned on repeating the event some other night.

17) Frame someone for a crime.
For some reason, Edward never could figure out where those assult and battery charges came from...

18) Get arrested.
The fact Envy actually got caught for once meant Dante was really pissed about having to bail him out, even if he did never show up in court or get caught by the bounty hunters.

19) Go to court.
Greed learned not to mess with the IRS when he got busted on tax evasion.

20) Set a new record.
"HA! 20 murders in one night! Let's see Envy beat that!"

21) Get on the FBI's Top 10 Most Wanted List, sort of.
No one questioned why there were 11 names on the Top 10 Most Wanted List, even though one of those names, the last one, was rather sloppily written in... On the other side of the spectrum, Kimblee got lucky; Envy's name was used instead of his that day.


... 'Later!