It's been a while for this story but here's the next chapter! Have fun with it, enjoy!
Hetalia belongs to Hidekaz and Rosario + Vampire belongs to Akihisa Ikeda!
Mistaken Identity + A Vampire!
Bored fan-fiction writer was plotting mischief again and another anime was about to be the next victim.
Yokai Academy …
"Tsukune!"
"Moka!"
"Oh, Tsukune!"
"Oh Moka!"
Sitting by the lake, Tsukune never would have thought he would be at a school for monsters, never mind having feelings for a vampire yet here he was, gazing into Moka Akashiya's green eyes in a sweet face framed with pinkish hair. Ignoring her penchant for biting him and sucking his blood almost everyday, Moka was the sweetest girl and the first person Tsukune had met when he first came to the academy so she held a special place in his heart.
It was a little bit of a surprise for Moka to find that she had affection for a human when her experiences with humans were not that wonderful but Tsukune Aono was different. He was so cute with his black hair and gorgeous brown eyes and his blood was just as sweet too.
As they moved closer, they focused on each other's lips and their lips touched. Tsukune opened his eyes to see a girl with long, brown hair and green eyes he did not know and there was no sign of his sweet vampire. The girl's eyes widen and she gasped.
"Italy!"
Kumuru Kurono, Yukari Sendo and Mizore Shirayuki were looking everywhere for Tsukune and their rival, Moka. Of course, the succubus, the witch and the snow woman were all rivals to each other as all were after Tsukune's affections.
Kumuru was on the roof where she knew Tsukune went quite a bit. The light-blued haired, purple eyed succubus was not going to let the vampire get an advantage over her. Tsukune would be hers.
Finding the roof devoid of anyone's presence, never mind Tsukune's, she turned to leave the roof.
And turned into a girl with short blonde hair, blue eyes and big boobs.
Mizore's purple mop of hair appeared through the vent in Tsukune's room and she scanned the room with her blue eyes and moved a lollipop in her mouth but could see no sight of him. She dropped into the room and a girl with platinum blonde hair and violet eyes hit the floor instead.
Yukari was not worried about Moka being with Tsukune, in fact she wished she was with them but she did worry that Tsukune did not take her affection seriously with her being much younger than everyone else. The black-haired, purple eyed witch just wanted to spend time with Tsukune so she could prove that she loved him just as much as the others, if not more, with the exception of Moka.
She left the corridor and a girl with green eyes and chin length blonde hair with a blue ribbon tied in a bow on the right side of her head, took her place.
World Meeting. Rome …...
Britain and France were fighting, America had several McDonald's bags on the table in front of him, Canada was trying to get Russia, who did not realised he had sat on the Canadian nation, off him while Belarus was not so subtly stalking Russia with Ukraine trying to distract her. Japan was being characteristically quiet with Switzerland, with Liechtenstein sat beside him, telling him to have an opinion or get beaten with his peace prize while Germany screamed at everybody to shut up. Prussia (don't ask why he was there since he's not longer a country and finds these meetings unawesomely boring) was bugging Austria and get threatening with Hungary's frying pan while Spain was getting punched in the stomach by Romano for messing with his curl and Italy was stuffing his face with pasta.
This was actually reassuring after the last World Meeting when everyone began acting strange. America and Canada were still awkward around each other, France sometimes called Britain 'Mama', just to rile him up and Sweden and Finland... just got over it. Latvia went into hiding for a month from Russia and Russia went into hiding for a month from Belarus. Norway had not tried to strangle Denmark for a while, feeling guilty for kicking the living daylights out of him while the Dane stayed away from anything he could be tied to and the Italy Brothers had gone to get an exorcism performed on themselves.
It might have been chaos but it was the usual chaos, perfectly normal for this lot.
Perfectly normal until there was flashes of light around Hungary, Ukraine, Belarus and Liechtenstein and, when the light faded, they had been replaced four strange girls. Sat beside Austria was a girl with pinkish hair and green eyes who wearing some kind of ornate cross on a collar. Beside Russia, Ukraine had been replaced with a blue haired girl with purple eyes and a large chest and, in Belarus's place, was a girl with purple hair and blue eyes with a lollipop in her mouth. And Switzerland turned to look at the black-haired girl with purple eyes who had replaced his little sister. All four girls looked round, confused.
"Hey," the blue-haired girl exclaimed, looking round at all the unfamiliar faces. "Where are we? How did we get here and what am I wearing?" She looked down at the white blouse and blue dungarees she was wearing. The other girls seemed to be surprised at their attire as well. The pink haired girl was in Hungary's green dress, the girl with the purple hair was wearing Belarus's dark blue maid's dress and the black-haired girl was garbed in Liechtenstein's sweet burgundy gown and they all looked thoroughly confused.
The remaining nations gazed at the strange girls in their midst, except Italy who had not yet finished his pasta. England, as the resident gentleman, stood up and addressed the girls.
"Excuse me, young ladies!" he said, politely as they turned toward him. "May I ask who you are and where you came from?" The pink haired girl raised her hand.
"We're from Yokai Academy," she replied. "I'm Moka Akashiya!"
"Kumuru Kurono!" the blue-haired girl said next.
"Mizore Shirayuki!" the purple-haired girl replied, tonelessly. The black-haired girl sat up and waved her hand in the air.
"I'm Yukari Sendo!" she chirped. "Who are you guys?"
"We are the human representations of the countries of the world," England replied. "I'm England but you can call me Britain or UK." America came to stand by England's shoulder.
"And I'm the good old USA," he announced. "And I'm the Hero!" England rolled his eyes while France, who was sat beside Moka, took her hand and kissed it.
"I am France, the Country of Love," he purred, seductively which made Kumuru snort.
"You sound like Gin!" she said. "Are you a pervert too?" England snorted out a laugh.
"This one's a good judge of character," he commented as France went to sit in a corner with a dark cloud over him. Then Kumuru and Mizore felt a dark, cold aura from the big man with the scarf sat between them.
"Privet, little ones," he greeted. "I'm Russia!" He turned to Kumuru. "Where did my older sister, Ukraine go to?" Then he turned to look at Mizore. "Oh! Belarus has gone too!" The dark aura lifted. "Would you like to become one with me?" Now all the girls were nervous. Except Mizore who looked at Russia with a bored indifferent expression that rivalled Norway.
"That would be totally unawesome!" came the declaration from the back and the girls looked toward the voice at Prussia who was sat on one of the tables, drinking a beer. Moka stared at the white-haired, red eyed albino and could not help but wonder.
"Are you a vampire?" she asked. Prussia choked on his beer.
"Vampire!" he gasped. "I'm the Awesome Nation of Prussia..."
"Ex-nation!" Austria mocked but Prussia ignored him.
"... I'm not a vampire but Romania might be!" He pointed at a man with strawberry blonde hair, red eyes and fangs.
"For the last time, Prussia!" Romania huffed. "I'm not a vampire, I just resemble one as, it seems, do you!"
"This is all very well and good," Austria said. "But can we remember that my wife …."
"Ex-wife!" Prussia giggled and Austria gave him a witheringly look.
"... Hungary is missing," he continued. "Not to mention Ukraine, Belarus and Liechtenstein! I'm sure Russia and Switzerland are worried as well."
"And I want answers now!" Switzerland demanded, pulling out a rifle, making the girls jump.
"How do you get that passed security?" Germany demanded. "Put it away! These frauleins are clearly as confused as we are." Switzerland reluctantly put the rifle back where it came from (wherever that was!). Italy finally finished his pasta and noticed what was going on around him and spotted the girls.
"Ve~ Pretty bellas," he commented and Moka looked round at him.
"Tsukune?" she said then, happy to see another familiar face. "TSUKUNE!" Italy found himself enclosed in a hug from a girl he did not know.
"Ve~?" he said, confused.
"No, you don't!" Kumuru shouted. "TSUKUNE'S MINE!" Kumuru jumped on the pair of them, followed by Mizore yelling that she would marry Tsukune and have babies with him and Yukari saying that Tsukune would be hers and Moka's. Italy collapsed under a harem of girls and Prussia clapped with mischievous glee.
"Awesome!" he crowed. "Italy's finally getting some action!" France sulked.
"Why doesn't any of them like me too?" he pouted. England smirked.
"As Kumuru pointed out, you're a pervert!" he sneered. "A bigger question is, who is this Tsukune and why do they think it's Italy?" The only thing that could be seen of the nation in question was his hand, rising above the pile of affectionate girls, waving a white flag with the plaintive cry of 'Help me, Germany! Ow! Someone's biting me!'
"Moka, are you sucking Tsukune's blood again?" Italy gave an 'eep!'
"What!" Germany reached into the pile of squirming bodies and pulled Italy, bodily from under the pile of raging female hormones. He was gasping for breath as he had just spend the last few moments being smothered by a big pair of boobs.
As the girls realised that 'Tsukune' was gone, they got to their feet and tried to beat each other to get to Italy who hid behind Germany, waving his flag and holding his neck.
"I'm sorry, Tsukune," Moka said with a blush. "But your blood is so tasty!" Italy gave a squeal and cowered behind Germany while everyone stared at Moka.
"Are you a vampire?" Prussia and Romania asked simultaneously. Moka blushed, cutely.
"Tsukune doesn't mind me drinking his blood," she said. Italy climbed on to Germany's back, weeping in fear.
"Who is this Tsukune?" America asked. Kumuru pointed at Italy.l
"That's Tsukune," she replied. "And he's mine, Moka!" Romano came forward and pulled Italy down to the floor.
"No he isn't!" Romano replied. "He's North Italy, my little brother! What have you been telling these girls, idiota?" And he slapped Italy across the back of the head. Then he howled in pain as a wash-tub dropped on his head from nowhere. Yukari was holding a wand in the air that was topped with a heart that had a star in the centre.
"Don't you dare hit my Tsukune!" she said, angrily. England gasped.
"You're a witch!" he exclaimed and produced his own wand. "I dabble in magic myself!"
"And messes it up!" France quipped.
"Shut it, Frog!"
"And this isn't Tsukune," Germany said. "This is North Italy or Italy Veneziano! He's a country!"
"We know Tsukune when we see him," Kumuru replied, tersely. "I don't know why you're trying to trick us but he's my chosen mate and I won't let you take him from me!" Germany facepalmed.
"Scheiße!" he muttered.
"He's not your chosen mate," Mizore contradicted. "He's my future husband and the future father of my babies." Italy went bright red while France hon, hon, hon-ed!
"I hope you remembered what I taught you, Italy!" he chuckled. Kumuru suddenly grew wings and long claws as she faced off against Mizore.
"For the last time," she shrieked as everyone jumped back. "HE'S MINE!" And she ran at Mizore. Mizore's hands became covered in icy shards that she shot at Kumuru. Kumuru avoided the shards and everyone hit the floor to avoid them too. Italy found Moka leaning over him, protecting him from the icy pieces.
"I'll protect you, Tsukune!" she promised, Italy just kept his hands around his neck to prevent her biting him again and they were joined by Yukari who wrapped her arms around Italy's waist.
"I'll protect you too!" she said, waving her wand and wash-tubs began raining from the sky, making everyone dive under the tables, except for Kumuru and Mizore who were too busy fighting to avoid the raining metal and were hit on the head.
"THAT'S ENOUGH!" Germany bellowed. He pointed at Kumuru and Mizore.
"You're a vampire!" he said and pointed at Yukari. "She's a witch! What are they?" Kumuru and Mizore staggered back to their feet.
"I'm a succubus!" Kumuru replied.
"Snow woman!" Mizore said. Germany could not wrap his head round it all so he did not bother.
"Now!" he said. "Why do you think that Italy is this Tsukune person?"
"Ve~" Italy piped up. "I'm really not, bellas!" Moka hugged Italy tightly.
"Have you lost your memory, Tsukune?" she asked. "I'll help you get it back!" Kumuru grabbed Italy and pulled him out of her arms.
"No, I will!" she declared, pulling Italy into her embrace. His arms began pin-wheeling as his face had landed between her boobs. Suddenly, it got very cold as ice surrounded Kumuru and Mizore grabbed Italy and wrapped her arms around him from behind.
"Don't worry, Tsukune" she said in a creepily soft voice, threading her fingers through his hair. "You'll soon remember me and we'll be married and have lots of snow babies." Her fingers caught his curl and he freaked out.
"VEEEEEEEEEEEEE~," he screamed, pulling away and hiding behind Germany again. "I'm not Tsukune! I'M NOT TSUKUNE!" Kumuru broke loose from the ice and all the girls began to converge on Italy again, knocking Germany to one side and Italy once again ending up under a pile of girls, screaming for his life, grabbing at the air. Instead he grabbed hold of the cross Moka was wearing and pulled it off. Moka stepped away in surprise.
The sky went red and bats flew into the room and covered Moka from head to foot, then they began to part, revealing a girl with red eyes and long, silvery white hair. She wore an expression like the one Hungary wore when she was about to hit Prussia with her frying pan.
"She looks like the Awesome Me!" Prussia exclaimed. The girl took one look at the other girls fighting over Tsukune (who else!) and pulled them off.
"Stop embarrassing yourself!" she ordered and looked down at Tsukune. "Again, Tsukune! You need to choose or this will keep happening." Italy scrambled to his feet.
"Ve~," he said. "I'm not Tsukune! I don't why all of you think I am! I'm Italy Veneziano, I'm over a thousand years old, I love pasta and siestas and I'm a virgin!"
"I'm not!" France had come to behind this new girl and purred into her ear. The girl's expression turned to irritation.
"KNOW YOUR PLACE!" she growled and kicked France into the wall where he left an impression of himself. He collapsed to the floor with a groan while England applauded.
"I like this girl!" he said while Germany put himself in front of Italy.
"Who are you?" he asked.
"I'm Moka Akashiya!" she replied. "The inner Moka, if you like! I came out when Tsukune removed the rosary!" Italy held up the cross.
"You mean this thing?" he asked. Moka smiled and nodded and then she approached Italy who moved back nervously until he could not go back up any more. Inner Moka sniffed at his skin and frowned. It still smelt like Tsukune but something was different and she decided to do a test.
Which means she bit Italy to taste his blood. She took a mouthful of his blood and he yelped as she released him and he ran to hide behind Germany again. Moka washed the blood around in her mouth as she savoured the flavours of it. It was as sweet and delicious as Tsukune's but something was different. It was old blood, like over a thousand years old, just the age 'Tsukune' said he was and looked at the small man, quivering behind the tall muscular German man, his black ….. wait! It was not black, it was auburn …. hair in disarray from the four girls jumping on him and since when did Tsukune had that big curl? And his amber eyes … amber! …. were filled with tears of fright. Yet, somehow, he still looked like Tsukune. But he was not.
"That's not Tsukune," she told the others.
"But Moka ….."
"IT'S NOT TSUKUNE!" she said, adamantly. "He's telling the truth. We look at him and we see Tsukune but it's not him. Somehow, they're connected but they're not the same." Austria cautiously approached Moka.
"Do you know where Hungary is?" he asked. "She disappeared when you …. I mean the other you …. appeared."
"And my sister, Liechtenstein," Switzerland demanded.
"I am also missing Ukraine and Belarus," Russia replied and then thought for a moment. "Well, not so much Belarus." Moka looked toward Russia.
"Why are you sat on that man?" Moka asked as she spotted the blonde struggling under the weight of the Russian. Russia looked behind him and finally saw Canada.
"Prosti!" he said, getting off Canada who dove out of the chair. "You should have said something, unless you wish to become one, da?" Canada shook his head, wheezing.
"Thank you!" he said to Moka with heartfelt gratitude. "I'm Canada!" Moka nodded at him and then turned to the problem at hand.
"As for where your friends are, it sounds like we were swapped over," she mused. "I can only assume that they were transferred to Yokai Academy. If that's true, then I hope Tsukune finds them before anyone else realises what they are. Humans are forbidden at Yokai and should any be found there ….." Moka left that hanging in the air and the countries began to fear for the missing girl Nations. Even Russia worried about Belarus.
"Strictly speaking, we're not ordinary humans," England pointed out.
"You're not like us either," Kumuru replied. "Do any of you have powers at all?"
"Well, Norway, Romania and I all have magic," England replied. "Russia's capable of cursing, although his curses take eighteen years to take place, and America has super strength."
"What about the missing nations?" Yukari asked. England shook his head.
"Not unless you count Hungary's skill with a frying pan," he replied.
"She's a good cook?" Prussia snorted.
"She hits people with it," he quipped.
"Mostly you," Austria replied and Prussia flipped him off.
"So, no special powers," Mizore hummed. "I'm sure Tsukune will look after them."
"So what's this Tsukune then?" Switzerland asked.
"He's human," Yukari replied.
"But I thought you said ….."
"Only we are aware of Tsukune's true nature," Moka replied. "Part of the schooling is learning how to blend in with Humanity and the main rule is to maintain a human appearance and never tell what type of monster you are. That's how we've managed to keep Tsukune's humanity a secret."
"If it's so dangerous," France had recovered from being kicked into the wall and was maintaining a distance from Moka. "Why does he stay?"
"Because we are his friends," Kumuru replied. "And my chosen mate."
"No. he's mine!" Mizore contradicted.
"No, he's mine and Moka's!" Yukari said, with conviction. Moka just rolled her eyes.
"Let's not start that again!" Germany ordered while Prussia 'Kesesese' d.
"I can see the real reason this Tsukune doesn't leave," he smirked. "Why leave when he has his own harem?" Germany smacked his brother around his head and turned to Italy.
"Clearly, this has something to do with you, Italy," he said. Italy looked up.
"Ve~" he said, confused.
"What were you doing when these girls appeared?"
"Eating pasta." Germany rolled his eyes.
"Of course, you were," he said with a touch of sarcasm. "Go make some more and we'll see if that put things right." Happy at the prospect of eating more pasta, Italy went off to make it.
"Germany, could this have anything to do with what happened at the last meeting?" England asked. "I'm getting that feeling of outside interference again." Mischievous fan-fiction writer was sat smirking at her laptop.
"What happened at your last meeting?" Moka asked.
"Several of us began acting strange," Germany replied. "England used his magic and felt an otherworldly presence. It didn't last long and nobody was hurt ….."
"Speak for yourself!" Denmark replied. "Lest you forget, Norway tied me to post and beat me up, knocking out one of my teeth!"
"It grew back," Norway said.
"Not the point!"
"Most of us weren't hurt," Germany amended.
"Here's the pasta!" Italy said, cheerfully as he came back into the room. "Made to perfection!"
"Good, now eat it!" Germany ordered. Italy was going to enjoy this, usually Germany told him to stop eating pasta during a meeting. He twirled the pasta around his fork and put it into his mouth, chewing with pleasure while everyone held their breath at what would happen.
Italy took another bite, no effect!
"Nothing's happening," Kumuru said when she saw that they were still among the Nations. Italy took another bite but still no flashes of light, no monster girls disappearing, no female Nations coming back.
"Are we stuck here?" Yukari asked. Russia stood beside Mizore.
"It's not so bad," he said. "I would not mind if I had this one for a little sister, instead of Belarus."
"She's a stalker!" Kumuru warned.
"So is Belarus," Russia replied. "But this one is not stalking me which is an improvement." And all four girls wondered what kind of weirdo his little sister was.
"But if we're stuck here," Mizore said. "How can Tsukune become my husband and give me babies?"
"How can he become my destined mate?" Kumuru wailed.
"I can't be with Tsukune and Moka!" Yukari exclaimed.
"Wait!" Kumuru realised something. "Moka, you said that Tsukune and Italy are connected, didn't you?" Moka was not sure she liked where this was going.
"Connected but not the same," she clarified but the damaged was done as the other three girls turned toward Italy.
"Italy!" Kumuru purred as she approached him, her eyes giving off an hypnotic gaze.
"Ve~?" And Italy's eyes began to glaze over. Then Kumuru was pushed to one side and the spell was broken as Mizore wrapped her arms around Italy.
"What do you say we get married and have lots of babies?" she said, making Germany choke as Italy politely tried to extract himself from her embrace and then he was pulled from it and faced the young, black-haired witch.
"No, you don't!" she fumed. "He's mine and Moka's!" And all three girls began fighting over Italy and he disappeared under them in a pile again.
"VE~ HELP!" he screamed and waved his white flag out of the pile and Moka began pulling the others off Italy but they just jumped back on him and once again, they all ended up in a pile. The other Nations did not know what to do.
Then there was a flash of light and the pile of bodies stopped struggling.
Moka stood up first but it was not Moka. The familiar brown hair and green eyes of Hungary met the other Nations, to the delight of Austria, while the other three girls stood up.
"LIECHTENSTEIN!" Switzerland cried as the cute little blonde girl pulled herself from the pile and he ran over and hugged her, followed by Ukraine who was confused as to why she was all over Italy as was Belarus as Italy got up and hid behind Germany again.
"Why am I trying to marry Italy?" she grumbled. "The only one I want to marry is ….." Then she spotted Russia and the creepy aura came down over her eyes.
"Marry me, marry me, marry me …...!" As Russia ran away from his deranged sister, he cursed himself for not asking to keep Mizore instead.
Bored fanfiction writer was no longer bored. That was fun!
Did you like my swaps? I thought Mizore and Belarus would be good because they're both stalkers! Kumuru and Ukraine for obvious reasons XP Hungary and Moka because they're both bad-ass (especially Inner Moka) and Liechtenstein and Yukari because they're both young and cute! :3 Can you guess the connection between Tsukune and Italy? Fans of both animes should get this ;)
Would you like me to do a chapter on what happened to the girl Nations? Let me know! :D
Hasta la Pasta!
